u/CaffeineAndHorses

Upvote my orange cat

George here, I once again need to "do a soo" on the human. Instructor had a bunch of poles laid out, said something about merry-go-round. My rider made me go around and around in circles. Human has gone crazy, circles make fren George dizzy. Can I sue for grain, carrot, and scratchies?

I'll start

Hello cats, it is George. Human had lessons and still made fren George do work even though it's (average) mid 80s °F where George lives. George is exhausted after doing "rail work" as human calls it. Do I have grounds to sue?

Eepy kitty as haha funny, name some good bar songs/songs for singing with the boys after hanging out

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I'll start, "Leave Her, Johnny" specifically the one from AC: Black Flah

It is George the horse, and I return with a question for you cats. Why do the humans steal your 💩 every day with the tiny shovel? Humans only do mine (my stall) every couple of days and they put it in a big pile. What could be so interesting about cat 💩 that humans collect it daily?

Hello dogs, it is George the Western Pleasure horse. I seek wisdom/have questions that need answers. Why are the humans so interested in animal poo? You dogs have to hear human say "don't eat 💩!" It is yours to do with as you see fit (dog and/or cat). Surely the humans would tell us what they need/want our poo for...? Dogs can help the equine?

Hello dogs, it is George. What are these "roll crimez" of which you speak? Human says it is when doggo finds some 💩 and rolls in it, around it, over it, etc. But George is confused. Why is rolling around a crime in the humans' eyes? My horse friends roll around all the time. Why can dogs not do the same?

Hello friends, it is George again. Need your help to sue human for making me do work while it's warm outside. Says something about "showmanship" and "trail" whatever those mean to humans. But I don't want to do those things. I want to sleep all day and poo wherever I see fit. Kitties can help the XXL friend sue?

Ouiser da orang visiting from r/legalcatadvice hear, wut da hoomans mean by "sky raisins"? My hooman says da yellow and black ones is da super avoid ones but wut doggos say about spicy flavoured raisins?

Jimmy the therapy horse as tax

Anyone ever ring up a PP and customer starts telling jokes that take every ounce of professionalism to either not laugh/laugh right along with the PP?

Jimmy da honse here. I does a big crime today, human want me do werk but I not does werk. Sumting about "Trayl" pattern. Hooman sayz it supposed to maek me win ribbonz for hooman. I not want do trayl werk. I want sleep in stall and poo in da barn while hoomun does saddle. Might need soo hoomun, kittehs can help XXL fren soo?

Hello felines. I am Aslan, and I speak from "beyond the rainbow bridge". I seek wisdom from you as it relates to the "dum doggo" as you cats sometimes call them. Why do you hold the canine in disdain? K9 friend can be valuable asset in forcing the humans to give more foods, pets, etc. Why do you still dislike the dog, cats?

Henlo, it fren George. Need do a soo on hooman fur maek work and wait fur morning foods. I gets up to barn for breakfast and hooman says "You have a lesson." Hooman says sumting about "Trail" and "Reining". But George not want do lesson. George want eat foods and chompchomp barn kitty **(when kitty swipe mah noase)**. Doggos can help da XXL fren soo hooman?

Hello felines, it is George. I seek an alliance between our kind but also have questions. Why, when doggo is "doin a sniff" on your rear end must you swipe the dog? Dog can be valuable, if at times clueless, asset in gaining extra foods and scratchies. Perhaps we can sit down to discuss the dog...?

Earl taking a break from supervising human's horseback lessons featuring George the Western Pleasure horse.

Hello felines, I am George. I seek your knowledge.

Why do the humans give you spicy treats before the pokey place trip (Gabapentin and the like)? My human just lets the pokey humans (vet, vet staff, etc.) give the flying carrot medicine. Do kitty humans do same?