u/CapableRegrets

Incredibly obnoxious, not at all a fit for the show (nor as a realistic friend for Bernadette).

What other contenders are there?

Along with other recent measures to curb shoplifting (opening less self-serve) my local is now holding expensive meats at the back and requiring customers to ask a staff member if they wish to purchase.

They've also started asking to check any and all bags (handbags aside).

Has your local done the same?

Most won't even use him as he's a Topps Now card, but honestly, the dude slays.

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His hitting stats don't stand out, but the swing is incredible and he has surprising power.

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Enough speed to steal at will and superb in the field at 2B.

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If you've just got him in your binder wasting away, give him a shot.

You won't regret it.

There were seven people in front of me, three more behind, and just one poor young lad at the registers copping abuse for not having self service open.

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I get the frustration, but seriously people, it's not the lad on the registers fault.

First time trying Colorfull (they don't ship to Australia), and first time experiencing a co-ferment this wild.

It's too crazy black, but in a 5oz milky it tastes like strawberries and cream laced with sherbet.

20 in, 40 out, 32 seconds.

Split shot.

I know co-ferments are controversial, and i go between enjoying and despising them, but this one is done very well.

Super light, but well developed roast, too.

This month's theme is 'roasters generally not shipping to, or available, in Australia'.

I managed to get my hands on a selection of coffees from Perc, Traffic, Sorellina, Brandywine, FUNK, Colorfull and Luna.

Aside from a small tasting of Brandywine, they're all totally new to me, so keen to see what they're all about.

Btw anyone reading in Melbourne who wants to taste any of these, happy to shoot you a dose of each.

Haven't bought or worn a wrestling tee since a 2006 TNA Aj Styles (no, not that one ya fookin' animals) but the joy the lads bring this grumpy old lapsed wrestling fan means it's well worth buying a few.

These will be worn proudly around Melbourne.

Legit weighed 300g.

One clove would be enough to cook for a week.

Dropping that 519ft bomb in his first AB.

On other news, probably the first time I have ever gotten a hold of a Mason Miller fastball.

...to myself.

Big Sur finally have a proper website to order from, so with my birthday in mind, i ordered a selection a few weeks ago.

It took a long and windy road from China to Australia, but arrived today, on my birthday.

Five geishas amongst them.

Couldn't ask for better timing.

Hope they live up to the hype.

Quite a controversial character -

Gilles De Bilde was involved in a serious on-field assault in December 1996, punching Eendracht Aalst player Krist Porte during a First Division match. The incident left Porte with a broken nose and severe eye injury, resulting in criminal charges for voluntary wounding and a lengthy suspension for De Bilde. (I don’t think De Bilde even got booked for it)

In 2006, he missed a match to mourn the death of one of his dogs

In 2011 he stood trial for the alleged battery of his wife

Went into the app to change a lineup and saw this.

Throwback to sets and seasons? It was before my time, but this is rather odd.