Rude jackasses and top tier friends

My childhood gfs and I all go to different universities, but today was a rare moment we were all in our hometown so we did a lil paint n sip.

One of them had a friend from her college visiting so she asked to bring this new girl along (all good with us, the more the merrier). What was kinda weird was the new girl’s bf showing up unexpectedly 30 mins into our friend date (she called him to join before the date even started and without telling us).

We’re at a park, so nobody pays this “random dude” walking along the sidewalk in our general direction any mind. In that moment I’m talking abt losing weight and how I’m considering weight loss surgery (in a serious not at all joking tone), and out of fuxkinf nowhere I hear a man’s voice say “you don’t look fat, the only thing they could cut off are those huge udders”. His gf started giggling like he said smth funny, while my gfs look appalled bc who tf is this random pervert?? And me? I’m bawling my eyes out bc it struck a nerve- Ik I don’t look fat but I’m uncomfortable w my weight dude. His gf introduces him and says he’s joining us (doesn’t ask us) and that it was a joke (in the same voice u use when u tell someone not to be so sensitive) my gfs said absolutely freaking not 👍 -4/10 experience, don’t recommend

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u/CerebralCortisol — 8 days ago

BL Recommendations 🙏

Specifically ones with obsessive MLs. Anything like the following are appreciated:

-School Trip: Joined a Group I’m Not Close To
-25 Ji, Akasaka de
-My Personal Weatherman (less so 👎)

Also if there’s are any with no romantic angst on the MC part even better, please share!! I hate seeing the MC in turmoil and sad (hence the 👎 to MPW) -but if it’s the ML? Have at it!

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u/CerebralCortisol — 18 days ago

Sudden Nipple Sensitivity? (32J)

My areolae feel fine but overnight my nipples have started to feel really tender, sore almost? It kinda aches/hurts to touch. Usually I don’t feel anything at all there, I also haven’t been wearing a bra these past few days if that may be relevant. Has anyone else experienced this? I’m not on my period or ovulating now either

EDIT: Thank you for all the helpful replies guys ♥️ But I’m definitely not pregnant, I’m still a virgin 😭

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u/CerebralCortisol — 25 days ago

I got the disability dorm!! 🎉

Preface to say I’m not disabled, it’s just the room I was assigned.

BUT MY SHOWER HAS A WHOLE BENCH!! Which means I don’t need to bend and contort painfully to see around my boobs while I shave 🥺🥳

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u/CerebralCortisol — 25 days ago

21 [F4A] St Petersburg, FL

Hil, my name's Yasmeen and it's a pleasure to meet everyone! 😊 A bit about me: I'm middle eastern and Asian, I live in a dorm here in SP, I major medical bio, and double minor in psych and forensics. I utterly adore reading, baking, pottery, and ikebana! I'm looking for a platonic cuddle buddy who can host to hang out with for a few hours~ I have the worst cramps ever bc my period is coming up and I just want someone to hold me, or watch a movie with me, or talk books, or massage me. 🖤 🥺 Small forewarning I’m allergic to dogs and cats 😔 If you're interested in some relaxed and friendly company, please let me know!

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u/CerebralCortisol — 2 months ago

Everyday Bra vs Actual Bra Size 😅

The 32G is from middle school and I can’t get rid of it 🥹 I’ve broken it in so much that it’s all soft in the cups and stretched out, it’s my favorite ♥️ And the lil extra cleavage it gives is just another plus

u/CerebralCortisol — 2 months ago
▲ 4 r/USF

Navigating Housing 🫩

Why do they hate students? For context I live on St Pete campus. Does anyone have any tips or advice on how to switch rooms? I’ve tried the housing portal, emailing, even going in person. It’s embarrassing but I can’t live with my assigned roommates 😔

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u/CerebralCortisol — 2 months ago

Shaving 😭

I feel like I’m fighting demons when I shave my legs and downstairs area with my boobs 💀 I see girls in the commercials who just pull their legs up to their chest and have easy access but like that’s not an option for me- So here I am becoming a damn contortionist to see my bikini line or shave my calves… I found out I can bend and move in ways I never have before. My brother came in and saw me hunched on the shower floor, bro thought I was crying but I was just trying to see between my legs without my boobs blocking 80% of my vision 👍

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u/CerebralCortisol — 2 months ago
▲ 6 r/Tokyo

Friends+Field Trips ☺️

Since I just moved here I’ve been struggling to find activity places near me. So far I’ve tried karaoke, ikebana, swordsmithing classes - all solo so it gets a bit lonely, but I’m making the best of it! I live in Koto City so any recommendations of where to go next (and preferably make friends) would be appreciated 🙂

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u/CerebralCortisol — 3 months ago
▲ 480 r/Vent

Like “I hate giving blowjobs” is always met with “you just haven’t found the right guy”. Or “I don’t like riding his face or being on top” and then it’s “you just aren’t doing it right”. And the most recent one when asked about positions was “I think I’d prefer missionary because I doubt I’d like doggy” and they straight up told me “are you even a woman if you don’t like being on your hands and knees?” Never in my life have I left so fast 🤢

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u/CerebralCortisol — 4 months ago