▲ 62 r/Dogfree

Another nutty commercial?!

Seriously, what the hell, it just keeps getting worse day by day, it seems. Today, I got an unskippable ad for a booking company which had a woman talking to her poodle/doodle thing (I cannot tell those beasts apart, sorry) like it was an actual sentient human being, asking it whether it want to go on a vacation… yikes. And, in case you thought it couldn't get any worse… it then immediately cut off to her husband asking if he can join in too, and the woman turning to the mutt and asking it whether her own husband can join their vacation…

This is pure delusion and societal degradation, nothing else. I cannot believe people actually find this cute. Prioritizing mutts over your spouse, seriously? Are we back to boomer "I hate my spouse" humor, just with mutts now?! This is disgusting, it shouldn't be normalized.

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u/Chief-Longhorn — 7 days ago

The narc who cried "ableism"

A few years ago, I got re-traumatized by a bunch of narcs after seeking a supportive environment/community where I could express myself and communicate with likeminded people (possibly also autistic) who had undergone narcissistic abuse. In order to do so, I used Tumblr tags to get my point across, tagging my experience as "narc abuse", "narcissistic abuse", and "NPD abuse". The narcs came rushing in less than an hour, sending me literal death threats in my inbox, asks, and even going as far as to dehumanize me and call me names, and even tell me to take my own life, all because they felt called out.

Now, the worst part of all this was that they kept crying "ableism!". Do they not see the irony of their behavior/statements? Are they that self-unaware? They are completely ignoring the fact that people with their disorder usually tend to prey on other disabled people who happen to be vulnerable, such as autistic people like myself. It's NOT in any shape or form "ableist" to call a disorder literally characterized by textbook abusive behavior dangerous. Narcissists are, in fact, extremely dangerous to be around, especially for already traumatized people with bullying trauma.

Another ironic aspect of this is that what they were doing is prime gaslighting and belittling, which is exactly what my posts were calling out. It must have hit too close to home for them to lash out at me like this. "Not all narcs!", you say? Well, you and your narc buddies are no different if you choose to go out of your way to belittle my experience and side with my abusers just because they happened to be one of you. It's such primitive, tribal behavior on their part.

Additionally, narcs completely ignore the fact that their disorder gives them advantage over most other people in society, which is literally built on glorifying and promoting people with their tendencies (especially in business and politics) to the very top of the social hierarchy. So the ableism label ain't for them, because they are not in any shape or form disadvantaged, unlike most people with disabilities, who have to endure hardships and humiliation for most of our lives.

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u/Chief-Longhorn — 7 days ago
▲ 48 r/Dogfree

The damn poodles…

All I see are freaking oversized rodent-sized poodles. It's always the friggin' poodles, man, they just WON'T go away. I don't know what happened, but lately, all I've been seeing here in Azerbaijan are THOSE DAMN CURLY MUTANTS!!! I cannot stand them, I make it clear in every single post of mine, and I am a frequent poster. Their appearance alone disturbs and unnerves me. Poodles look horrifying, because they are horrifically inbred on purpose to resemble a dirty toilet mop as much as possible. They don't even look nor sound like real animals. There is no way that thing is an actual animal… it's just a genetic mutation disguised as a canine. There is practically nothing canine left in these dogs. They act, look, and smell atrocious.

I have no idea why -oodle rat dogs have become so popular and widespread lately. I've seen THREE poodles, ALL ON THE SAME STREET today! That's insane! Imagine the amount of wasted money and resources. Those dogs drive me nuts, even seeing them triggers my uncanny valley response in the brain. I cannot stand them!

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u/Chief-Longhorn — 10 days ago
▲ 186 r/Dogfree

Society needs to stop pretending poodles and other turd pile-sized curly abominations are anywhere near "cute"

Poodles are friggin' demons in animal form, seriously. I've never seen a more repulsive, annoying, disgusting, and downright spoiled and mean dog breed. Pits are literal hellhounds, sure, and they're definitely a way bigger problem when it comes to dog attacks, but poodles and their lookalike toilet mop breeds have become so common, they're just incredibly annoying. Those things are everywhere… and they constantly yap at everything. They look disgusting, and society needs to stop pretending otherwise.

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u/Chief-Longhorn — 13 days ago
▲ 85 r/Dogfree

Dogs and dognutters are equally disgusting

Dognutters are basically dog enablers. If it wasn't for mutt nuts, animal control would've been way more strict, for starters. Human safety would be the top priority. We would've had far more donations and fundraisers striving to raise money to help starving human children. We wouldn't be wasting expensive luxury goods intended for human consumption on filthy beasts.

Recently, with this year's World Cup being hosted in the United States, I've been seeing people getting too comfortable with posting stuff like, "dear Muslims, this is America, we love dogs here" or "dog-free zones for Muslims? More like Muslim-free zones for dogs!", I wish I was joking. I'm Muslim, and many people already perceive us as being "evil" by default because dogs are considered ritually unclean in Islam, and are responsible for repelling angels from entering your household, which is why keeping them indoors is forbidden and seen as unsanitary. But this is a whole other level of insanity.

Mutt nuts aren't even hiding the fact that they prefer filthy beasts over literal human beings over a mere religious difference. For a demographic that claims to be "moral" and "tolerant", they sure love to dehumanize and downright demonize people that simply don't like dogs, or would rather avoid them.

Mutts and their nutty owners are equally disgusting and both should be held accountable for the spread of disease, filth, and disgusting customs such as pet-friendly eateries.

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u/Chief-Longhorn — 13 days ago
▲ 47 r/Dogfree

Am I nuts for this?

I constantly highlight my disdain for doodles/poodles/maltipoos/whatever other similar toilet mop-looking, cow turd-sized mutts on this subreddit on almost my every single post, but does anybody else get particularly mad whenever they're taking a nice walk downtown and suddenly, some higher middle/upper-class privileged mutt nuts are dragging their curly horse turd pile-sized beasts in front of you or right past you?

Call me a jerk, but I make sure to visibly cross the road every time I come across one, or make sure the owners notice me being visibly disgusted by their noise-polluting, yapping, inbred turd factories. I sometimes purposely cling onto a nearby building to make sure the owners keep the mutts as far away from me as possible. Yes, I hate your dog, I think it looks ridiculous and I want nothing to do with it. And yes, it ruins my view. Get your mutt outta my sight.

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u/Chief-Longhorn — 27 days ago
▲ 103 r/Dogfree

Whenever someone brings their toilet mop-looking fur turds into eateries, I make sure to give them and their creatures disgusted looks of disapproval

It's the least I can do, because reporting it to the management doesn't do anything! My country officially allows beasts inside cafes and restaurants, and many food chains film advertisements for their social media pages where cow-turd sized toilet mop-looking mutt owners drag their beasts inside and seat them by themselves.

Every time I see this happen in real time whenever I am sitting at a restaurant, I make sure to roll my eyes and give the fur turds and their entitled owners a look of disgust and judgment for polluting my environment where hygiene and health code violations shouldn't take place.

Restaurants are endangering people with allergies by letting these beasts in, for one. Secondly, they disrupt public peace and are responsible for constant noise pollution, because those stupid poodle/Maltese/whatever other toilet mop breed dogs are constantly yapping at nothing. Thirdly, they are a safety hazard, because I almost got attacked by one of those poodle fur turds a few weeks back. It was loose and started sprinting towards me while yapping at full volume. I got stressed and overstimulated, as a diagnosed autistic person who hates dogs.

Dogs do not belong anywhere where food is served. Period. Make sure to give nutters uncomfortable judgmental looks every time they threaten health code, it's the last resort, at this point.

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u/Chief-Longhorn — 27 days ago
▲ 79 r/Dogfree

I'm sick of seeing rat dogs in commercials!

I don't know why, but my country allows and encourages dog owners to bring their beasts inside food establishments, and seat them right where people usually sit… not only that, but they cater to mutt owners too by providing the beasts with a free bed to sit in and a water/food bowl for the beasts to drink/eat from… in a RESTAURANT of all places, mind you…

Anyway, recently, with the rise of dog ownership within my country (it's a Muslim-majority country, but because it's officially secular, practicing/devoted Muslims such as myself are uncommon, so dog ownership is sadly very widespread among our countrymen. Islam forbids dog ownership unless for a proper reason like guarding or herding), food establishments decided it would be a good idea to start filming commercials for their restaurants that feature guests dragging their filthy mutts inside… like that's supposed to be appealing to the public or something… it just evokes nothing but pure disgust and rage in me, as an autistic person who cannot stand dogs, especially those nasty curly-haired poodle/doodle rat dogs! Not only do they look disgusting and ridiculous, but they're also mean as hell in addition!

Dogs are everywhere, in cellphone commercials, mobile data commercials, restaurant advertisements, and everything else! It disgusts me! I have rat dogs fatigue and I do not want these beasts anywhere near me in a restaurant! Their nonstop yapping and shedding drives me nuts!

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u/Chief-Longhorn — 1 month ago

"You don't need love! You need heavy medication!"

An actual quote my former mentor said to me, a teenager at the time, whom she shamelessly drove to everyday nightmares, self-harm and suicidal thoughts through love-bombing me and promising me eternal and endless love in exchange for absolutely nothing, only to crush my hopes and dreams only a month later when she grew bored and tired of me because I became "too clingy" after she basically told me I could be clingy, transparent and vulnerable around her.

This all happened after she tried forcing me to leave my own apartment, which my family had generously allowed her to stay in during her stay in my country so she didn't have to pay for the hotel. She found me, a diagnosed autistic child who had literally just recovered from a yet another traumatic experience involving abandonment, too "annoying", and wanted me gone from my own apartment so she could have her beauty sleep while I suffered alone on a verge of a meltdown.

She then started screaming at me and pushed me onto a chair, threatening me as I sobbed and mocking my every word.

"Stop asking me if I love you all the time! You're making me uncomfortable! You're like an abusive drunkard asking the wife he just finished hitting if she still loves him!", followed by "you don't need love, you need heavy medication, that's what you need!" as she continued to mock me and smirk at my suffering.

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u/Chief-Longhorn — 1 month ago

What are your Eddsworld OCs' roles within the Eddsworld universe/lore? Do they have any relation to any of the canon characters? How did they end up in Britain in the first place?

Tell me EVERYTHING! I really wanna get in touch with the community more, so many of you guys are so creative when it comes to making original characters.

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u/Chief-Longhorn — 1 month ago

Unpopular opinion: I find Kitty Cheshire to be FAR more unlikable than Apple White

I actually have been holding onto this opinion ever since I first got into the series, i.e. years ago. I mean, think about it; Kitty has barely done a single nice thing throughout the entirety of the series. All her appearances have her causing trouble and mischief while overstepping boundaries to the point of coming across as downright cruel.

For instance, the time she threatened to reveal Cerise's secret despite the fact that the latter had clearly asked her not to do that, as it could endanger her and her family. Not only did Kitty completely ignore Cerise's request to NOT do that, but she decided to do so in one of the most cruel ways imaginable; by essentially humiliating Cerise in front of the entire school during a major sports event. Had Raven not been there, Cerise's secret would've been exposed. And the thing is, Kitty had no valid reason to go around doing that to Cerise when the latter never even did anything malicious to her in the first place and was already an outcast.

She was also shown causing malicious trouble throughout "Kitty's Curious Tale" and that one episode focusing on the Royal vs. Rebel conflict post-Legacy Day. She was just doing it for the hell of it, enjoying watching others fight over a piece of fry that she herself threw to cause conflict between the two sides. She did the same thing with a paper airplane. And then you have the ENTIRETY of *Spring Unsprung*, where she goes around downright endangering people and even filming Duchess without her consent after staining her with ice cream for no other reason but to humiliate her.

Also, as a member of the sub pointed out under my last post, she apparently appears even worse in the books, where she goes around hurting people in even worse ways for no reason. If anybody can cite these particular books, I would be grateful, as I haven't really touched the *EAH* books yet despite being a fan for years.

u/Chief-Longhorn — 1 month ago

Anyone else wish they hadn't dropped the whole Cerise/Kitty rivalry that one episode set up?

"The Cat Who Cried Wolf" is definitely one of my personal favorite episodes precisely because it introduced and explored two of my personal favorite dynamics within the series; Raven and Cerise's friendship, and the rivalry between Cerise and Kitty. The only issue is, they eventually dropped the whole thing for some reason.

Honestly, the episode, along with Spring Unsprung, sort of made me antipathetic towards Kitty. She hasn't done a single genuinely nice thing in the show either up until Way Too Wonderland, where she offered to warn Lizzie's mom about the traitor. Up until that point, she's only ever been causing mischief and trouble, which I guess makes sense for a morally grey character like herself, but still.

Either way, I think the whole canine/feline rivalry thing between Cerise and Kitty would've added a nice subplot to the series. What do you guys think?

u/Chief-Longhorn — 1 month ago

Is there a reason for Alice in Wonderland characters being included in EAH despite the fact that it's technically not a fairytale?

Fairytales are usually synonymous with stories originating from anonymous sources passed down onto generations through oral tradition, whereas Alice in Wonderland, and its sequel, Alice Through the Looking Glass, are, technically speaking, novels, which are all authorized by a single 19th century author, Lewis Carroll.

The largest fanon EAH wiki also prohibits adding characters based on novels which have known authors, such as Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, The Lorax, etc.

As much as I love anything Wonderland-themed, is there a reason why it is now commonly seen as a fairytale rather than a separate novel of some sort?

u/Chief-Longhorn — 1 month ago
▲ 48 r/Dogfree

I don't see the appeal of small dogs especially

Seriously, they're aggressive, they bark at and attack anything that moves (including random strangers outside), they're ugly, annoying, look ridiculous and have those nasty repulsive brownish red stains under their eyes and mouth all the time.

What the hell is the appeal of these dogs? They are stupid and ungrateful to their own owners who feed and bathe them, I have seen numerous videos of those toilet mop/dust cleaner-looking things attacking their owners for merely having something as minor as an ice cube get in their way.

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u/Chief-Longhorn — 1 month ago

Since everypony's been making these lately, here's mine!

Feel free to share your thoughts or ask any questions about my picks! I would be happy to elaborate!

u/Chief-Longhorn — 2 months ago

If dogs descended from wolves and are considered a subspecies of wolves, why do they protect livestock instead of hunting them like their closest relatives do? How does one achieve this through selective breeding?

I'm sorry if this is a dumb question, I just genuinely do not know how that is possible to achieve, even through selective breeding. Just how did we humans get dogs to rid themselves of their hunting instincts when it comes to livestock?

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u/Chief-Longhorn — 2 months ago

I could've sworn that I've seen an image of it online a few years ago, but I can't seem to find any by now. From what I remember, it obviously had Raven on it instead of Apple, the letter "R" instead of an "A", and the text was purple. These tees were being sold at Target around 2014, one year after EAH's launch.

Any help would be greatly appreciated!

u/Chief-Longhorn — 2 months ago