If your Eddsworld AU had eddisodes, what would they be called and what would their plot be?

If your Eddsworld AU had eddisodes, what would they be called and what would their plot be?

My AU is mostly about Eddsworld turning into something like Eddsgalaxy, with it being largely set in space, mostly switching between Earth (Edd's planet, since everyone is so gleeful about him saving the world from being taken over by Tord and indirectly help get him banished to Mars as a punishment for his crimes against Earth's inhabitants), Mars (Tord's "jail cell", which he successfully takes over and transforms into his new dystopian communist domain, with a plan to eradicate Earth and have its citizens relocate to Mars to gain control over all of humanity), Venus (Matt's planet, with him finding out he has some sort of ancient ancestor-derived ability to resist heat and therefore rule over Venus, because he is a descendant of a lineage of royalty related to the planet), and Neptune (Tom's planet, which is an ice giant slowly being melted due to Tord's influence, and turning into an alien water world, similar to that of Subnautica's, with Tom ruling over it as a navy general of some sort).

This AU of mine constantly references Crash Zoom and Super Average, and is also supposed to give cameos to characters from said media. But also, it is set in the same universe as… Inspector Gadget, and has a relative amount of prominent original characters. Tord's nemesis is Edd and a Batman/SamSam and Perry the Platypus-inspired character, Antenna Gadget, the daughter of Inspector Gadget based on a conceptualized spin-off called Gadget Girl and Copperbolt.

Tord wishes to conquer the distant bacon planet featured in one of the official comics to spite Edd and have an endless supply of his favorite food by himself. He also studies black holes and the speed of light to hopefully incorporate it into his technology.

He is also an active developer of artificially engineered biohazards and viruses, which he uses for destroying Earth from the inside, like I said earlier. I like to imagine that the coronavirus and hantavirus have been artificially engineered viruses that he played a huge part in unleashing into different regions of the world to destabilize governments.

u/Chief-Longhorn — 1 day ago

Amber Court Hotel, Genting Highlands, Malaysia

No, the red stains aren't blood. They're some sort of mold/algae due to the humidity and poor maintenance. This place is surprisingly not abandoned and is still an active resort where people come to vacation.

The reviews for it are almost exclusively negative though.

u/Chief-Longhorn — 1 day ago
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Eddsworld x Astronomy 2.0

Todd art/design by the talented Hope Guarana on Pinterest!

Made some changes from the last time I assigned each character their own celestial bodies.

Mainly because I thought my previous choices weren't very fitting. I think the Sun suits Mark more than Saturn does because he is Matt's counterpart, and the Sun is fairly close to Venus and is also often associated with traits I think resemble Mark in mythology.

Eduardo is Proxima Centauri b because it is the closest exoplanet located within the habitable zone of its star to Earth, and he is Edd's counterpart. It is potentially habitable, which I like to imagine parallels Eduardo feeling second to Edd.

Todd is Jupiter because he is the nicest neighbor according to Eddie Bowley, and Jupiter is a protective force to Earth, a bit of a gentle giant. So, if Tord destroyed Edd's house, then Todd-his opposite counterpart-being associated with a protective shield of some sort that pulls asteroids away from Earth (takes the damage to itself to prevent others from being hurt in the process) makes sense.

Paul and Patryk are Phobos and Deimos, respectively, because they are Tord's loyal right-hand men, and Phobos and Deimos are Mars' satellites/moons. They essentially serve as his guards, of some sort.

Bing is Gargantua, a fictional black hole from the movie Interstellar (2014), because the black hole was rendered extremely accurately based on the equations of an actual scientist/astrophysicist, and was later used in scientific work. It took over 100 hours to render, which I think symbolizes Bing being an evil director pretty well, since he is a dark persona with a passion for filmmaking.

Larry is TrES-2b, the darkest exoplanet known to us so far, which we can barely see and observe due to any lack of light around it whatsoever, and I think Larry has a mysterious dark aura around him which defines his persona, and he is constantly in Bing's shadow, in a way, despite both being represented by extremely dark, practically invisible celestial bodies.

u/Chief-Longhorn — 2 days ago
▲ 25 r/Tiele

Turkic men and ruzzian women

As a Turkic woman, I think that a lot of modern Turkic men should be ashamed of themselves for mistreating and dehumanizing their own Turkic women while worshipping the ground ruzzian colonizers walk on.

I don't know if this is an issue outside of just Turkey and Azerbaijan, but I have seen a lot of Turkic men from all over the world shamelessly glazing ruzzian colonizer women who see us as nothing but "churkas", and calling Turkic women horrible names and insults. I even knew someone who constantly mentioned how much he did not like Azerbaijani women because of the way they look (something nobody can control) while praising ruzzians nonstop. This obsession with ruzzians and bringing racist ruzzian women with colonizer mentality here needs to come to an end. So many of them live here without bothering to learn the local language or respect the local culture or people, and disrespecting local women while pretending to be perfect in front of their brainwashed husbands.

This is shameful, you are falling for soviet racist propaganda by thinking ruzzian colonizers and the beauty standards they forcefully imposed onto us are still relevant in 2026. Stop upholding these standards and have some shame!

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u/Chief-Longhorn — 5 days ago
▲ 31 r/Dogfree

Dog grooming ads on my Insta fyp… no thanks!

Came across a Chinese dog grooming center through an advertisement on Instagram. What a freak show/circus.

People dying their already gross-looking poodle/doodle abominations pink, making the groomers shape their fur like fruits/animals, and making these things appear even more clownish than they already are. They look so pathetic, I hate them, but I almost feel sorry for them. Can you believe those pathetic, beady-eyes toilet mops in tutus and hair bows descended from wolves…? What an embarrassment to their ancestors.

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u/Chief-Longhorn — 5 days ago

Am I the only person that DOESN'T like the clone theory and DOES NOT want it canonized at all?

Now hear me out, everyone, I love Beyond. And I mean LOVE. It's definitely one of my favorite eras of the series, seriously. But I genuinely believe that if they choose to make the awful clone theory canon, it will be an example of genuine bad writing, similar to the "All Just a Dream" trope, where every major event is justified and brushed off as being "just a dream the whole time". One of the reasons why I find Tord an interesting character is because of his corruption arc and his shift to megalomaniac, violent tendencies and involvement in breaking the law and becoming wanted as a result.

Not to mention… having 10-year old established canon broken for something so inherently lazy would be disappointing. The final scene of Tord in the finale is very emotional and has a lot of depth to it, and having the Tord being a clone the entire time completely strips all meaning from the Legacy finale and makes it useless and pointless, and completely butchers the hill scene, ridding it of all of its bittersweetness.

Does anyone else agree? Or am I the only one here who feels this way?

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u/Chief-Longhorn — 5 days ago
▲ 117 r/Dogfree

Rat dog epidemic is upon us

Has anyone else noticed the rise in popularity of those hideous, ugly rat dogs that look like neurotic toilet mops? I'm talking about poodles, bichons, maltipoos, Yorkshire terriers, or whatever other curly abominations.

I barely even see large dog breeds anymore. Everyone has a nasty little toilet mop with legs nowadays. Dogs are starting to look even less natural than they already were.

The worst thing? People drag these hideous creatures anywhere, including malls, cafes, and other public spaces. It's an epidemic. I am forced to listen to their annoying yapping every minute, because those inbred things are hideous, neurotic little monsters that yap at everything. Also, they are extremely aggressive and will attack strangers. Last time I encountered one of those nasty curly little dunces at a cafe, it started sprinting towards me aggressively and barking for no reason at all. Because it was unleashed, the thing almost ended up biting me.

We gotta stop breeding and selling those things. They bring nothing to the table, are parasitic little mongrels, and they look disgusting, hideous and uncanny/ugly. Not to mention the amount of public hygiene issues they cause, and they are also horrible for the environment like most dogs are nowadays.

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u/Chief-Longhorn — 5 days ago
▲ 70 r/Dogfree

Pigs are so much better and cuter than dogs

Let me preface this by saying that I'm Muslim, and I hate, hate, HATE it when people assume I hate or avoid pigs because of my religion. They couldn't be any more wrong. I simply do not consume the flesh of pigs, and honestly, I wouldn't want to, considering just how intelligent those animals are and always have been.

Did you know that the average pig is actually smarter than the average dog? Pigs are capable of using primitive tools, and they decorate their living spaces by bringing sticks and grass inside. Also, contrary to the stereotypes, pigs are actually very clean animals if kept and raised in the right conditions and not neglected/abused. They make sure to do their business in a separate single corner away from their actual living spaces. The same cannot be said for dogs, and dogs are ten times more dirty and disgusting than the average person believes poor pigs to be.

Pigs are also capable of being taught basic tricks and be used by humans for things other than consumption. For example, pigs can locate truffles through smelling the soil. Dogs ain't all that impressive or special.

But yet, people have no problem with inhumanely murdering pigs for meat and belittling the existence of those animals to just meat, meanwhile, they start sobbing like the crybabies they are the moment eating dogs is mentioned. Such hypocrisy and insanity on the behalf of nutters. Prioritize a stupid beast over a much cuter and smarter animal.

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u/Chief-Longhorn — 9 days ago
▲ 84 r/Dogfree

Absolute buffoonery and clownery at the coffee shop

I was at the coffee shop with my friend today and the moment I walked in, a woman pushing a stroller with a severely inbred rat dog walked inside.

I was honestly appalled. I've seen all sorts of insanity involving rat dogs in cafes, but last time I actually saw one being carried in a baby stroller was two years ago in London. It wasn't really a thing in Azerbaijan, at least back then…

I was on the phone with my mother and I told her what was happening as the woman sat at a table and started petting the creature then placing her hands at the table where people eat dessert and drink coffee. Disgusting.

There was no use filming or reporting this to staff because as I always say, this is very sadly both legal and encouraged in my country. Which is crazy because even ten years ago this was unheard and unthought of, and was seen as deranged behavior. As a Muslim, I'm guessing my country is currently only Muslim by name or statistics, because dognuttery is everywhere, and every cafe makes sure to plaster the "pet friendly" sticker on their entrance.

It's disturbing to see humans placing severely inbred, mutated abominations into strollers meant for human babies. It's literally textbook nuttery and insanity.

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u/Chief-Longhorn — 9 days ago

This makes me irrationally angry. 🤢🤮

This is such a disgusting sight. The animal is so spoiled that it won't eat the food actually meant for it, instead whining to be fed gourmet home-cooked human meals. Absolutely revolting, and the sound of its whining pierces my ears. It's like being lobotomized through your ears. Nasty!!!

u/Chief-Longhorn — 22 days ago

I have no words 🤮 Dognuttery is a mental disorder

All this food wasted on some useless, repulsive mutt while human children are forced to go to bed hungry each night around the world… the woman in the video referring to that gross toilet mop-looking thing as her "8-year old child" is absolutely sickening and disgusting, it's a genuine form of normalized mental illness which shouldn't be tolerated in a normal society.

This is repulsive and offensive.

u/Chief-Longhorn — 23 days ago
▲ 111 r/Dogfree

Does anyone else find those "feeding/cooking for my dog(s)" videos revolting?

I honestly think it's absolutely disgusting how normalized feeding animals human food has become. We are scarce on resources already, and thousands-if not millions-of people go to sleep hungry each night. Famine is prevalent across the world today, especially in war-torn countries. It makes me so angry to see dogs having gourmet, restaurant-level seafood boils and steak cooked for them with spices, herbs, and sauces, while my human brethren still passes away due to famine almost daily.

Overconsumption is a huge issue which is affecting our environment and damaging our planet. Agriculture and factory farming should be reduced-but we have human mouths to feed, and with our population growing every decade, we must ensure there is enough meat production to sustain most people. Prices are rising, and methane released into the air by cattle is often too much to handle for our atmosphere. I think you guys are getting where I'm going with this-we do NOT need to have entire industries specializing in gourmet ground beef, turkey, chicken, etc. for dogs. Dogs literally consume fecal matter, rotting corpses, roadkill, vomit, and even dirty diapers and plastic. They are scavengers, damnit! They do not need nor deserve to have our resources wasted on sustaining them when they are just fine having leftovers too.

I don't understand why human beings must compete with useless beasts for resources. It's so dystopian and disgusting.

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u/Chief-Longhorn — 29 days ago

Is Princess Cadance not a popular character in China? Why is she mostly excluded from Kayou merchandise?

Here are some examples of Kayou's recent merch releases for G4, and I think I might be noticing a pattern here… for some reason, there is almost no Cadance merch outside of the collectible trading cards, which, don't get me wrong, I absolutely love, but as someone whose favorite ponies are Princess Cadance and Princess Luna, I would love to own some Cadance merch from Kayou, considering just how cute these recent releases are! I love Princess Celestia, Twilight Sparkle, and Sunset Shimmer lots too, and I own some of this merchandise (thanks, TaoBao), but I do wanna see more Cadance…

So, my question is, why do you think Cadance is mostly excluded from China-exclusive merchandise? Is this because she is unappealing to Chinese pony fans? Or is she just an unpopular character in general? For a character that gets so much hate for "existing only to sell merchandise/toys", she doesn't exactly have lots of merchandise of herself to begin with…

u/Chief-Longhorn — 1 month ago

[OC] What if Tord and his army had reached Baconia before Space Man Edd?

…I was bored. XD

Anyway, here is what would very likely happen if Tord and his goons were to discover Baconia (the bacon planet from the official comics, see slide three for reference) in my AU (Inspector GadgEDD: Caught on the Ark; the name came to me in a dream, quite literally).

This is a parody of/reference to one of the official My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic IDW comics, The Return of Queen Chrysalis, illustrated by Andy Price.

You guys might remember my last astrophysics/space-themed post from a few days ago, when I assigned each major Eddsworld character a celestial body/planet that I believe suits their character best. :D

I mentioned previously that in this AU, Tord successfully conquers Mars, and becomes its ruler. With such a crucial planet in his domain, he decides to have leave half of humanity no choice but to relocate to Mars by slowly destroying Earth using artificial bio and chemical weapons in order to make it uninhabitable and have revenge on Edd, Matt, and Tom (and the whole of humanity, for refusing to comply under his leadership). Think like Plague Inc., but throw chemical and nuclear weapons in, as well as science fiction. Oh, and don't forget Inspector Gadget! He exists in the same universe, and is the Big Good of the AU!

References to Crash Zoom and Super Average can also be found all throughout the AU :D

u/Chief-Longhorn — 1 month ago
▲ 93 r/Dogfree

Dog propaganda results in dog fatigue

I'm tired. No, seriously, I'm tired.

Can we please start holding corporations accountable for pushing and shoving dogs in our faces and down our throats through every single commercial, even for props unrelated to mutts? Like, what does a children's clothing ad have to do with dogs, why have children holding a rat dog while taking pictures for clothing commercials?

It's normalizing dangerous and unsanitary behaviors, endangering the lives of people, and destroying human values. The normalization of dogs in public spaces, inside the house, in eateries (gross!), at the tennis court/stadium, etc. is disgusting and disrespectful. I find it offensive, as a person with autism who hates dogs and has trauma from dogs, especially those nasty curly rat dogs that look like toilet mops.

Dogaganda is disgusting. Stop pushing the dog agenda.

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u/Chief-Longhorn — 1 month ago

Day 1 of merging my special interests: Eddsworld x astronomy/astrophysics (aka which celestial body I associate with each character)

(Art credits for the Todd drawing goes to superkirbylover on Tumblr)

I friggin' love astronomy/astrophysics, and I've also been a proud Eddhead for nearly a decade now, and this idea hit me yesterday.

So, here is my take on which celestial bodies I associate with each one of the characters. Explanation below.

Edd - Earth:
This one's a little obvious. I mean, the show is called Eddsworld, and what is the world to us? That's right, our good old planet Earth.
Edd is also the main character, and our planet is pretty much the main character of our entire existence/life. It's also the planet that stands out as the only habitable one, kinda like how Edd stands out as the leader of the gang, and is the least odd one out, if you think about it (Matt wears an overcoat and has a differently shaped chin, Tom has no eyes, and Tord is a foreigner who leaves eventually).

Tord - Mars:
Also a little obvious, because Mars is red, and is named after the pagan Roman deity associated with war/wrath. Sounds familiar?
Honestly, I kinda wanna see an AU where Tord successfully conquers Mars and rules over the Martians, trying to conquer Baconia (the planet inhabited by sentient humanoid bacons) before Space Man Edd reaches it…
"Curse you, Space Man Edd!"

Matt - Venus:
Not only is Venus orange (like Matt's hair), but it is also the planet associated with beauty. Matt's one of my favorite characters (in case my flair didn't make it obvious), and I see him as someone who puts a lot of effort into maintaining his physical appearance in check, as well as giving banger fashion advice. He is also quite vain and fond of himself and rightfully so, I mean, he is best boy.

Tom - Neptune:
Neptune is, well, blue, and is the furthest planet from the Sun, making it an ice giant. Sounds familiar? Tom can be a little cold, i.e., "icy" sometimes, but he's still a goofy guy when he wants to be (possibly a gentle giant)?

Eduardo - TRAPPIST-1e:
TRAPPIST-1e is an Earth-like exoplanet, often considered one of the few counterparts of Earth, just like Eduardo is counterparts with Edd, whom I associate with Earth.
Because TRAPPIST-1e is an exoplanet, it is not really apart of an existing Solar System, which I interpret as an allegory for Eduardo feeling left out in school due to Edd humiliating him for being second place in art class. Although TRAPPIST-1e is potentially habitable, it is still second place to our beloved Earth.

Todd - the Sun:
Well, although the Sun is a whole powerhouse, it also gives us warmth! And you know how Eddie Bowley said he personally saw Todd as a Ned Flanders-type character? I'm guessing that would make him pretty kind-hearted, being Tord's counterpart and all, considering Tord is fond of violence and is a villain. Also, it's a reference to the fact that he might be fond of sunshine and lollipops, since he is technically anti-Tord, and Tord hates anything sunshine lollipops.

Mark - Saturn:
Saturn is often associate with mysticism and an overall mystic aura, while also being seen as beautiful due to its rings. It stands out for this reason, just like how Mark is, so far, one of the most mysterious characters in the series, and we know little about him or his relationship with Eduardo. But we do know that he seems to get along with Matt.

Jon - Pluto:
Just as Jon is seen by many as the odd one out for being generally cute and sweet, and a bit of a wimp, Pluto is technically not a planet, but a dwarf planet. And Jon's nickname was, well, "small bean" throughout the fandom during the 2010s. XD He is also often underestimated by his friends, and is killed off in "The End (part 2)", kinda how Pluto is, like, very far away from every other planet, despite still being located within our Solar System.

Paul - Uranus:
Another ice giant. Need I say more? Paul is notorious for his fan-favorite line that we all like to quote… "Cloudberg!" - and Uranus is, well, a floating icy planet. So… Cloudberg it is? XD I also imagine Paul as a bit of a giant.

Patryk - the Moon:
The Moon is our satellite. Patryk is a pilot, a satellite of Tord's. Satellites are usually flying, too, and the manmade ones send us signals, kinda like how Patryk would report everything to his leader…? A bit of a stretch, I know. XD But, hey, Pat is a pretty mysterious character by himself. So…

Bing/the Evil Director - TON 618:
One of the largest black holes ever discovered. Black and dark like Bing's heart. XD Oh, and also, black holes suck/pull everything inside, because their gravity is beyond anything we can comprehend. They sorta spaghettify you, and Bing's whole thing is cloning, which is… manipulating the human body, aka what black holes do if a human being hypothetically fell inside one…? Their intense gravity also works as an allegory for Bing being self-centered and pulling attention to himself.

Larry - Mercury:
Mercury is the smallest planet in our Solar System, and I like to imagine it works well as an allegory for Larry being a minor character and a bit lesser compared to Bing, despite being his assistant. It also has frozen craters, and Larry is pretty damn calm, cool, and collected.

So, here is my chart and explanations. Tell me what you guys think below, and whether or not you share my vision.

u/Chief-Longhorn — 1 month ago
▲ 59 r/Dogfree

Dogs at the tennis court?!

I cannot escape this insanity! My local tennis court has been partnering with mutt influencers lately, and filming and publishing advertisements for their place featuring rat mutts!

Seriously, what is the correlation between dogs and tennis?! Dogs don't belong anywhere near sports! They endanger the players by merely being there, especially if it's an annoying, horse turd-sized rat dog who can easily get tangled underneath your feet and get you to trip over and hurt yourself badly! These undersized fur turds also tend to be extremely neurotic and unhinged, attacking and barking at anything that moves. Not to mention people with allergies and phobias, but nobody ever cares about us, right?! All that matters is that sweet dog influencer money, it seems!

This is disgusting. Dogs are shoved down our throats through every single advertisement, even for products that are completely unrelated to, and have absolutely nothing to do with dogs. This is straight up brainwashing and propaganda, and the normalization of something that should never be normalized. Owning severely inbred, mutated, deranged, and highly neurotic animals inside your home is disgustingly unsanitary, and dragging them everywhere is just offensive.

We DON'T want annoying mutts anywhere near or inside our cafes, gyms, tennis courts, or stadiums!

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u/Chief-Longhorn — 1 month ago
▲ 62 r/Dogfree

Another nutty commercial?!

Seriously, what the hell, it just keeps getting worse day by day, it seems. Today, I got an unskippable ad for a booking company which had a woman talking to her poodle/doodle thing (I cannot tell those beasts apart, sorry) like it was an actual sentient human being, asking it whether it want to go on a vacation… yikes. And, in case you thought it couldn't get any worse… it then immediately cut off to her husband asking if he can join in too, and the woman turning to the mutt and asking it whether her own husband can join their vacation…

This is pure delusion and societal degradation, nothing else. I cannot believe people actually find this cute. Prioritizing mutts over your spouse, seriously? Are we back to boomer "I hate my spouse" humor, just with mutts now?! This is disgusting, it shouldn't be normalized.

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u/Chief-Longhorn — 2 months ago

The narc who cried "ableism"

A few years ago, I got re-traumatized by a bunch of narcs after seeking a supportive environment/community where I could express myself and communicate with likeminded people (possibly also autistic) who had undergone narcissistic abuse. In order to do so, I used Tumblr tags to get my point across, tagging my experience as "narc abuse", "narcissistic abuse", and "NPD abuse". The narcs came rushing in less than an hour, sending me literal death threats in my inbox, asks, and even going as far as to dehumanize me and call me names, and even tell me to take my own life, all because they felt called out.

Now, the worst part of all this was that they kept crying "ableism!". Do they not see the irony of their behavior/statements? Are they that self-unaware? They are completely ignoring the fact that people with their disorder usually tend to prey on other disabled people who happen to be vulnerable, such as autistic people like myself. It's NOT in any shape or form "ableist" to call a disorder literally characterized by textbook abusive behavior dangerous. Narcissists are, in fact, extremely dangerous to be around, especially for already traumatized people with bullying trauma.

Another ironic aspect of this is that what they were doing is prime gaslighting and belittling, which is exactly what my posts were calling out. It must have hit too close to home for them to lash out at me like this. "Not all narcs!", you say? Well, you and your narc buddies are no different if you choose to go out of your way to belittle my experience and side with my abusers just because they happened to be one of you. It's such primitive, tribal behavior on their part.

Additionally, narcs completely ignore the fact that their disorder gives them advantage over most other people in society, which is literally built on glorifying and promoting people with their tendencies (especially in business and politics) to the very top of the social hierarchy. So the ableism label ain't for them, because they are not in any shape or form disadvantaged, unlike most people with disabilities, who have to endure hardships and humiliation for most of our lives.

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u/Chief-Longhorn — 2 months ago
▲ 48 r/Dogfree

The damn poodles…

All I see are freaking oversized rodent-sized poodles. It's always the friggin' poodles, man, they just WON'T go away. I don't know what happened, but lately, all I've been seeing here in Azerbaijan are THOSE DAMN CURLY MUTANTS!!! I cannot stand them, I make it clear in every single post of mine, and I am a frequent poster. Their appearance alone disturbs and unnerves me. Poodles look horrifying, because they are horrifically inbred on purpose to resemble a dirty toilet mop as much as possible. They don't even look nor sound like real animals. There is no way that thing is an actual animal… it's just a genetic mutation disguised as a canine. There is practically nothing canine left in these dogs. They act, look, and smell atrocious.

I have no idea why -oodle rat dogs have become so popular and widespread lately. I've seen THREE poodles, ALL ON THE SAME STREET today! That's insane! Imagine the amount of wasted money and resources. Those dogs drive me nuts, even seeing them triggers my uncanny valley response in the brain. I cannot stand them!

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u/Chief-Longhorn — 2 months ago