u/Cliffus_Jiggrin

Hi I am Cliffus Jiggrin and here are my OW headcanons, some are NSFW. some are not.

Tracer started a Wheres Jack Off To inside joke in the original OW group chat

Juno eats gummy bears in colored order. she doesn't know why it happens, it just does whenever she eats them

Venture does eat rocks but they dislike the texture of pumice rocks

Mizuki has scythe or bamboo hat fidget spinner nipple piercings

Shion is secretly an Uma Musume fan. Her favorite is Mihono Bourbon

Domina cannot mount a dildo as she is very clumsy and lacks finesse

that's all.

eat shet

Hi, I am Cliffus Jiggrin, I have not showered in over a decades. I am very sad to be negative about my favorite game but

Ever since the new hero, Dmon dropped, and recent the cat got a very unnecessary buff..

I don't think the Overwatch is many enjoyable for me in the current state at least in Quick Play as certain roles and characters.

DMon just shreds through everything, is near unkillable while having a mini genji ult on her left click and just is not fun to play against her because cannot do anything. You can't even escape from her either.

Cat makes no sense to me as a design, more than half the roster cannot interact with her at all if on the enemy side and I feel like infinite tether and flight is doesn't make sense.

I am not sure but wtf, the Dmon dominates me on the ground and when I look up there is a flying cat dropping cat shit on my face. I think what is frustrating the most is they have near universal presence in every game, ranked and QP yet nothing has been done.

I have also tried joining the Sith Lords but both these heroes are either too confusing or boring to me. Dmon is ok fun but my brain is too small to navigate a flying cat.

the only way I seem to can have fun is if I play Tracer or Anran and just run around and laugh about whatever youtube video im watching since only flanker types can outrun the DMon but then they switch to Cass, the japanese hat twinki, and whatever else and make me sad AGAIN!! don't get me wrong, I like playing Tracer but I wish I had more to pick and play.

I still like this game, but playing now feels like such a chore because I know I will just get run over by these 2 heroes. I already have some friends who have either quit or are on break from the current patch due to its state, didn't even come back for team drives

and for now it seems likely I will follow suit and the only OW stuff I will confuse is Junkerqueen porn and maybe write a fanfic about JQ while I'm at it.

Hi, I am Cliffus. I haven't showered in over a decade and I'm also a very unclean bacterial infested Hippo Rhino Elephant Bull Chimera.

Role: Tank

Subrole: Bruiser

Health: 550 - 425 Health, 125 Armor

Passive: The Uncleans

Dealing damage or landing abilities applies a stack of Unclean on the target up to 6 stacks. Each stack increases damage dealt by 3% for a max of 18%. Stacks decay after 4 seconds of not taking damage from Cliffus.

Primary Fire (Left Click): Infected Gauntlets

Type: Melee

Damage: 44 damage per punch, applies 1 stack of unclean per hit.

Secondary Fire (Right Click): Decontaminate

Cooldown: 10 seconds

Cliffus forcefully consumes all Unclean stacks in a 10m area around him and converts each consumed stack into +20 Overhealth for Cliffus.

Ability 1 (Shift): Snot Leash/I Am Cliffus

Range: 20 meters

Cooldown: 7 seconds

Cliffus launches his snot out of his elephant trunk which is very dirty and sticky and the snot creates a leash between Cliffus and where it landed (enemy, ally terrain). Cliffus can recast this ability within 3 seconds to launch himself at the target. Stopped by walls, covers.

On Enemy: Upon landing deal 30 damage and deal an additional 30 on recast

On Terrain: Reduce cooldown of Snot Leash by 3 seconds if recast

On Ally: Ally gains a 50 HP Shield. On recast, Cliffus gains a 50 HP shield.

Ability 2 (E): Bacterial Spread

Range- 13 meters

Cooldown: 11 seconds

Cliffus launches a sneeze forward dealing 40 damage, if it hits an enemy with at least 3 Unclean stacks, the stacks transfer to 2 nearby enemies within a 10m radius with stacks -1. IE- 3 stacks turns into 2 stacks.

Ultimate (Q): Cliffus Domain

Ultimate Cost: 2350

Cliffus launches an intense fart cloud around him, creating a large 10 meter radius toxic field for 6 seconds. Slows enemies who enter and exit by 20% for 1.5 seconds.

The outer perimeter creates a thick bacterial cloud where enemies outside cannot see inside the zone, and enemies inside cannot see out.

Minor Perks

Toxic Recovery: Cliffus now heals for half of the remaining overhealth of Right Click.

Domain Expansion: Enemies within Cliffus Domain now also deal 25% reduced damage

Major Perks

Virus Accelerator: E now affects 1 more enemy and applies max stacks to affected enemies.

Extra Snotty: Shift now has 2 stacks.

What do people think? Would people play Cliffus?

- Cliffus Jiggrin

Hi, I am Cliffus Jiggrin. I am a rhino bull chimera who has not showers in more than a decade.

If you have not heard of it before, Dick Fight Island is a battle manga where the first contestant to orgasm lose. The contestants wear armor to shield their cock but usually have their asses out in the open.

I am wondering which OW heroes yall have as the eventually champion.

Here is my loser:

Wuyang- he probably coats his dick in water and transmutes it into ice armor, but its too cold so during the fight, it falls off from frostbite and he is disqualified.

Junkrat- his dick explodes.

Here is my overrated:

Reinhardt- Despite having everything a Dick Fight Champion, Rein is too reckless with no strategy and will likely lose before the finals.

And here are my favorites:

Roadhog- not only does he have the girth, but also has take a breather which I'm sure helps to prevent orgasms + his chain hook will always mean the same thing in OW- get hooked and you cum.

Lifeweaver- he probably has the most orgasmic techniques and can use them on anyone.

Thoughts?

I hit 8 shots in an entire game so I'm close

Hi I am Cliffus Jiggrin, and I want be the first of the Jiggrin family to achieve going to masters

and my school of choice has automatic acceptance for around this score. it is actually less but Cliffus wants to look cool and smart.

my goal is 4.0 on writing, 155+ on verbal and 165+ on quant

im overwhelmed and i already fell into the trap of buying the quantum prep publishing GRE book which I learned is AI generated bleach chugged bullshet!! and makes it feel like SAltman use his c0ck to slap my brain... and i already waste my first week of practice on this heron.

so i dont really have a solid plan now, i help full time in my family business.

i have about 1-2 hours of free time in the morning and 1 hour of free time at night I can use for study in the GRE, i have been using some of this time to get use the magoosh vocabulary app.

my relatives and friends have also bought me those fancy notebooks and pens and tools from Japan to help me.

i think with a solid plan, I want to take the test around november and crush it to bring proud to the Jiggrins!

does anybody have any advice and plan for Cliffus?

thunks!!

Hi I'm Cliffus Jiggrin,

Kiriko is my secondary support after the Granny. I notice that pros and pretty much everyone pick the perk Fortune Teller which sends out 2 heals after a crit

before anyone says anything, I play a heavy off angle and dps style

but even if watching a pro player, they don't seen to hit a lot of crits which means the perk doesn't do much

also if you're another off angler like me, there will rarely be anyone for the 2 talismans to go to...

compared to the other one which makes healing critical health faster

my understanding is that the crit perk enables and rewards damage style more but does it really when its not reliable and technically the faster healing travel time from the other perk also help with DPS uptime.