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Like, in TPF they're purple and elongated, more realistic. But in TB it's a goofy ass blue dolphin. Why?!

Okay, this guy ate the entire universe, turtles of time, the fabric of the universe, and became THE BIG BANG ITSELF, for me it's impossible to beat Grey Goo because at some point it will just become a God for no reason

Guess which fruit each npc is!

Spongebob ate patience

His name is Marcus. He's been through a chainsaw to the face, a push bomb, two grenades, 5 machete blows, 3 sticky bombs, car hit, kick in the groin, stabbed all over the torso and painful diarrhea

This is more or less what it looked like. I swear to God I've seen a real plesiosaur out of the water. When I was 11, my class and I went on a 5-day trip to Madrid. We stayed in a hotel and did the kind of things you do on a school trip. On the fifth day, as we were heading back to Andalusia in Cordoba, where I live, I looked out the window and noticed something absurdly impossible: a dark gray, almost black, snake with yellow eyes that had... fins. Yes, I remember seeing that perfectly: fins hiding among the wheat. The thing had a head shaped like an upside-down egg, and it was staring straight at the bus while we were making loud noises like animals. All the while, it seemed to be "walking", moving with its fins: not slithering, crawling like some sort of crocodile. It was only a few seconds, but I saw it with my own eyes. I shook my classmate next to my seat, who was asleep, and pointed to the creature. When he looked, it was gone, as if it had vanished into the grass. I asked those in front and behind if they had seen it, and they said no; one classmate even laughed. I don't tell this to many, because maybe this was a hallucination due to fatigue from the trip, I don't know.