Neferata: The Mortal Realms' Most Overhyped Underachiever
Yes, I said it, I don't think Neferata is all that impressive when you really think about it. What does she even do?
Like, seriously, she is Nagash's spymaster, rumoured to have spies in Azyr itself, to the point where it is said she knew about the Stormcast Eternals before the Gates of Azyr even opened. That sounds impressive and cool, until you remember that so did Malerion and the Skaven, which technically puts her on the same level as Thanquol. Do I need to say more?
But hey, let's ignore all that. Knowing that the Stormcast would be unleashed upon the Mortal Realms is genuinely useful information for anyone. But for Neferata, someone we're constantly told is incredibly smart, think about what she could have done with it:
Build a spy network to track Stormcast movements before they arrived.
Control mortal rulers so Sigmar found fewer willing allies.
Lure enemies into Stormcast attacks, letting Sigmar's forces destroy rival armies instead of her own.
So what does she actually do with this information? Absolutely nothing.
She just sits on her throne, chuckling to herself about intelligence she would never use, intelligence gained at the modest price of one of her fit pic.
But surely she's at least making use of those connections beyond receiving Azyr's daily morning news, right?
Sort of. She uses her connections to send personal hit squads of Witch Hunters to eliminate vampires who have personally offended her, all without drawing attention to herself. And why? Because at some party, a fellow vampire didn't compliment Neferata quite enough, so now she waste Order of Azyr resources bought with taxes paid by Sigmarites just to have a Witch Hunter dispatched this "horrible injustice" done to her. Really something to behold.
But, I hear you say, what about her personal accomplishments? The kingdoms she's conquered and the armies she's defeated?
Yeah, about that, who actually cares? I mean really, who here genuinely cares about the Shyish city of Lugo, which Neferata conquered by transforming its king into her vampire thrall? I'm fairly certain until right now, nobody here had ever even heard of that city, let alone knew where it was, beyond it being somewhere in Shyish. And you don't need to know, because it will never be brought up again, consigned to a Schrödinger's cat-style purgatory.
As for the enemies she's defeated,show me the model for the Khorne Daemon Prince Graunos. Oh wait, there isn't one. Which means that Neferata has, so far, only fought enemies with no notable presence in the wider narrative, characters used purely as fodder to demonstrate how brilliant she supposedly is, with every plan going perfectly according to plan, with no complications that might force her to adapt on the fly.
So what does she actually spend most of her time on, to the point she is almost entirely absent from the wider events of the Mortal Realms? Oh, you know, invading Mannfred's territory of Carstinia like it's an episode of Pinky and the Brain.
0 feats.
0 relevance.
7,000 failed Carstinia invasion attempts.