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▲ 2 r/theydidthemath

[Request] Force wise, which generates more force? Would you rather get punched in the chest by an average boxer or kicked in the chest by an average soccer player?

If it makes a difference in math, same question but sub in testicles for chest.

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u/CornFedPrairiePenis — 5 hours ago
▲ 142 r/philly

The Science History Institute has jokes

Didn't expect a small penis joke at a place like this. Turns out scientists might be funny.

u/CornFedPrairiePenis — 4 days ago
▲ 102 r/MarkMyWords

MMW This whole reflecting pool situation was all a plan to have Trump "Drain a Swamp" as a giant show for his Independence Day / 250 plan. Making it even more funny that it failed this hard.

What the title says

Evidence: Because we live in the dumbest timeline and it just makes sense when you think about it.

Date: Saturday, July 4

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u/CornFedPrairiePenis — 13 days ago
▲ 153 r/qotsa

This is the greatest band ever, yeah?

Like The Beatles had stupid hair and a couple of hits, but they had a song about holding hands whereas Queens have a song about Making It Wit Chu.

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u/CornFedPrairiePenis — 25 days ago
▲ 104 r/philly

How legit are these?

One is a photocopy on printer paper and both are authorized by "The Poloce/Police"

Edit: These are on both sides of the street for a considerable amount of the street.

Edit 2: it's a graduation party.

**I posted this because the signs were janky photocopies and had police misspelled. I wasn't bitching about parking spots. I wasn't having a hissy fit. But I did strike a cord with some of you, and some of you need to chill out a bit.

u/CornFedPrairiePenis — 1 month ago
▲ 111 r/Pickles

Made these BAMFs today.

Fishtown Pickle Project in Philadelphia has the best pickles. They also have classes where you can make your own. Today my wife and I put our heads together and made: Zesty Pep (habaneros, red chili peppers, banana peppers, garlic and onion), Sour Face (classic sour), Basic Bitch (classic dill but with added carrots, onion, garlic), Basic Bitch Chips (same as Basic Bitch but in chip form for burgers).

Edit: grammatical error.

u/CornFedPrairiePenis — 2 months ago