Cynthia Rothrock teams up with the police to take down a serial killer who can destroy using the power of his karate!
If you haven’t seen this movie, know that it’s a ridiculous good time! Great story? Not really. Great writing? Not even close. I swear the last twenty minutes of the screenplay is people screaming, “Ahhhhhh!” Great 90s fun? Hell yeah!
· Maybe you’re tired of Life?
· Maybe you want to Die a little inside?
· Maybe you just want to know if Love actually does conquer all?
They call me Deadbeat Creep. I’m seriously dead, and I’m dead serious. And I’ll be your guide through the valley of the shadow of Death.
Welcome to Mourning.
Where beauty never died ... it simply evolved.
“DEADBEAT CREEP and the Red Skies in Mourning” A Hellish Tale
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I took everything everyone said to heart and I spent the last few months tweaking the cover, the blurb, and reformatting the entire novel. There is custom artwork though out the entire thing and I really wanted it to feel like an experience. Mourning has its own products, a radio station, and even the 1st Annual Miss Cadaver Beauty Pageant! Who says Hell has to be Hell! I hope people will enjoy their trip to Hell and come back for more. So, I truly wanted to thank you all for your advice!
Ever wanted to go to Hell but thought the price of admission was too high? Death can be a real deal-breaker. Lucky for you, my one-way tickets come with a perk ... no death required.
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Whatever you call it, it had Leslie Nielsen in it! I watched this as a kid back in the day on cable and always remembered the alien singing 🎶 I want to eat your face! 🎶
This was the follow up to Love at First Bite with George Hamilton playing twin brothers as Zorro! I remember it being quite popular on cable when I was a kid, but you never hear about it anymore.
I remember watching this on cable. Not great, but ridiculous fun! Will a human finally win the championship? Only one way to find out …
Who likes their action with a dash of the ultra-violence? This movie is insanely entertaining!
Soooo quotable!
“My son works!?”
Who wants to play Twister?
The afterlife isn’t what I expected.
Mostly because Hell turned out to be a strange little town called Mourning, where demons run local government, we recycle the land of the living’s garbage, and one skeleton only, me, still has a beating heart.
I wrote a weird dark fantasy horror comedy with:
💀 a sarcastic skeleton in Hell
📻 a burning man radio DJ
🎡 carnivals with truly freaky shows
🦇 corpse beauty pageants hosted by a vampire
❤️ and somehow… a love story
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The afterlife isn’t what I expected.
Mostly because Hell turned out to be a strange little town called Mourning, where demons run local government, vampires hold beauty pageants with corpses, and skeletons like me are somehow expected to work for a ‘living.’
I wrote a weird dark fantasy horror comedy with:
sarcastic narrator
strange afterlife worldbuilding
humor mixed with darker themes
demons, vampires, skeletons, mystery, and romance
If that sounds like your kind of weird, it’s available on Kindle Unlimited (As a small bonus, the Kindle edition is up for grabs this weekend.)
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I really started to live once I died. The dying was the easy part. It happens to the best of us, as well as the rest of us. But the living part surprised the Hell out of me! Speaking of Hell, that’s where I am, the Town of Mourning to be precise. It’s a town like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Of course you haven’t. You’re not dead.
They call me Deadbeat Creep. I’m seriously dead, and I’m dead serious. So, please, take a walk with me through the valley of the shadow of death, and I shall tell you a Hellish Tale. A tale about what happens to your eternal soul once it has been recycled under six feet of dirt and rocks.
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The dying was the easy part. It happens to the best of us, as well as the rest of us. But the living part surprised the Hell out of me! Speaking of Hell, that’s where I am, the Town of Mourning to be precise. It’s a town like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Of course you haven’t. You’re not dead.
They call me Deadbeat Creep. I’m seriously dead, and I’m dead serious. So, please, take a walk with me through the valley of the shadow of death, and I shall tell you a Hellish Tale. A tale about what happens to your eternal soul once it has been recycled under six feet of dirt and rocks.
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After looking at this cover, we bravely ran away! We bravely ran away!
I was playing Shining Force 2 and I’ll just leave this here.
Let’s start running, literally! I wonder what Stephen King thought of this cover.
I think the cover speaks for itself.
Every time I watch this movie with someone new I ask them the burning question, “Did Vic overreact?” Well, did he?
This is another piece I drew for my book early in development. I didn’t end up using this version of it, but I always liked it.