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What would you call looking at a donkey through a telescope?
Ass-tronomy.
u/DENelson83 — 15 days ago
u/DENelson83
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What is the one thing you must never do with a spoon?
Take the S away from it.
u/DENelson83 — 1 month ago
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How do you neutralize a military base?
Put a military acid on it.
u/DENelson83 — 1 month ago
▲ 209 r/fuckcars
Vancouver man says traffic calming measures leaving people 'barricaded in their own neighbourhood'
cbc.cau/DENelson83 — 1 month ago
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Next time you are stuck in city traffic, blame Roxanne.
She always turns on the red lights.
u/DENelson83 — 1 month ago
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If you hear on your radio a medical examiner going crazy rather often...
Well, that is just a freak Quincy.
u/DENelson83 — 1 month ago
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Labour unions launch campaign calling for future B.C. Ferries vessels to be built in the province
cbc.cau/DENelson83 — 1 month ago
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What's Dr. Dre's favourite zoo animal?
A hip-hop-potamus.
u/DENelson83 — 1 month ago
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Complaints over lack of parking near Gordie Howe International Bridge multi-use path
Why do these people not just park somewhere a few kilometres away and walk to the path entrance? If you want to walk, maximize your distance walked. Do not minimize it.
u/DENelson83 — 2 months ago
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What's The Knack's favourite beer?
M-m-m-my Corona.
u/DENelson83 — 2 months ago
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Trump’s new tariffs should be a wake-up call for Canada: Iowa senator
ctvnews.cau/DENelson83 — 2 months ago
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“That’s Cheating!”: Dad Wins Scrabble Challenge—Then Gets Yelled At for Playing the Very Same Word
u/DENelson83 — 2 months ago
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How would you get into a locked boat?
Use a quay.
u/DENelson83 — 2 months ago
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We need to talk about car supremacy
This post is from two years ago, but still relevant today.
u/DENelson83 — 2 months ago
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My colleague had to go to the bathroom twice in a half hour.
So I just pooh-poohed him.
u/DENelson83 — 2 months ago
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How does a non-pilot fly a plane?
He just wings it.
u/DENelson83 — 2 months ago