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My little brother, he's eight, he had been reading some of the warrior books, but he quit and is reading other books now, I think diary of a Wimpy Kid, and I showed him the boxes of Series Two mystery figures. He asked me why Jayfeather's eyes looked like that. I explained he was blind, and this kid (had not read to Jayfeather) told me he wanted to get Jayfeather. I asked him why. Because the stick is apparently used for poking other cat's eyes out so they are ALSO blind and he isn't the only one. Congratulations, Jayfeather. New stick use for you.

Random story based on a cat in ClanGen.

Nettleclaws gave himself a stretch in the sun. "Kits! I will now tell you a story about a fox!" A bunch of Riesling kits stop, and look over. Fernkit tilts her head. "Is it interesting?" She flicks her grey tail. Nettleclaws nods. "Super." Pebblekit bounces over, his brown paws quick on the dirt. Moonkit follows, black pelt shining. Fernkit and Summerkit tumble over their paws, reaching Nettleclaws, before the she kits settle themselves in front of the elder. Lilykit skids up too, tiny claws in the dirt. "Wait for me!", she calls. Nettleclaws flicks his tail. "So, it was an autumn day. It was warm, but not too warm, about the warmth of a sunny piece of ground, but A touch cooler, with a hint of stone cold. But only GRANITE cold. Not slate cold. I was walking through the forest, and the sun was shining off my awesome brown pelt. It was sparkling in the honey golden yellow light. It was like, the color of dust in the sunlight, but warmer and a touch of cream and ginger, and the stripes were a rich creamy brown like a bear's pelt. I looks so cool. Then I stepped on a leaf that was shaped perfectly like a pawprint. It was an orange color like marigolds but only dried marigolds. And it was crunchy like dried herbs, by no quite as crunchy. It tipped the middle of the crunchy scale." Fernkit interupted. "There's no FOX!" Nettleclaws glared at her. "Be patient! I have to explain how awesome I looked! Anyways, so then I kept walking and I twitched my whiskers. They were awesome sharp whiskers. The perfect shade of snowy ivory white, with a touch of cream. Most perfect whiskers ever. And the tips were lighter, like fluffy clouds in the sky but warmer white. I smelled something. It was musky like the forest, but warmer as though it was alive and I think it had rolled in a patch of maple leaves, it smelled sharp but sweet with a touch of bitterness. Then a fox walked out, and the pawsteps were about as loud as a cat whispering but a little louder and it was walking with it's head up and the black nose that was the exact color of charcoal at night illuminated by the moon but shiny and wet like it was dipped in the river and held there for three seconds." Summerkit fidgeted. "I don't LIKE this story!" Pebblekit nodded. "It's BORING." Lilykit flicked her tail. "Can you tell a fun story?" Nettleclaws scowled. "This is the best story ever! So then it took a step closer and we were about a fox length apart, but minus a little bit and maybe more like two cat lengths and a rabbit length apart. And the fur was a red color, the exact shade of a wet maple leaf in autumn, and it was a dark auburn red, perfectly orange but also warm and bright like MY PERSONALITY. I twitched an ear, which was chocolate brown with a perfect with inside that was pearly like a shell and soft and warm. My ear hair was epic, and the perfect length, the length of a cat's nail but a little bit longer and they were a creamy brownish white, perfect like the rest of me." Moonkit jumped up and down. "Did you fight the fox?" Nettleclaws scoffed. "So I turned it's muzzle toward me, in a ninety degree angle, or maybe it was a little less, like eighty two, no, more like eighty six degree angle. Yes. Eighty three degrees. I let out a yowl, which was perfectly toned so it was loud enough to reach EXACTLY the camp but not other clans, and it was sweet and melodic like a song, but deep because it was MY voice. Then I turned on mg nice brown paws that have a tinge of chestnut in the color with darker stripes like tree bark mixed with an acorn, and I ran away, faster than a squirrel but slower than the wind, but maybe just a little faster than a deer." Pebblekit blinked. "HORRIBLE story! I hated it!" Lilykit frowned. "That was so SAD. You ran away because you got scared, and you could have gotten hurt!" Nettleclaws stood up. "The details were rather exciting, right? I found myself quite rooting for out handsome hero." Moonlit plates at him. "No! Bad story! Bad story! Bad story! Too many details!" Fernkit and Summerkit touched tails, and the sisters said at the same time, "We don't want to hear it EVER AGAIN!" Nettleclaws narrowed his eyes. The story was so exciting and interesting.

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