
u/DowdzWritesALot

Hockey fans when Jack Hughes blows off an interview
They're called 'Cultists,' Tone. They're like some evil space wizards or some shit from the first game that nobody played. AH said they weren't gonna add em to the game and everyone thought that meant they were gonna add em so now that they're not there, everyone's pissed off.
Conservatives checking in to see if the trend has passed
I FUCKING LOVE THE VOID
I FUCKING LOVE THE VOID! I LOVE DRIVING BLIND THROUGH THIS PURPLE WASTELAND LOOKING FOR PLANETS TO BOMB! I LOVE SHOOTING THE HELMETS OFF THESE STUPID OVERGROWN CHILDREN AND HEARING THEM CRY! MAYBE IF THEIR PARENTS HAD LOVED THEM MORE THEY WOULDN'T BE CORRUPTED MONSTROSITIES! NECROMORPHS TRIPODS AND ZOMBIES OH MY! KILL 250 VOTELESS WITH THE STALWART? GIVE ME TWO MINUTES! DESTROY VOID BLOOMS? FUCK HORTICULTURE! AND THE SEAF! OH LORD THE SEAF! HAS A MORE RESOLUTE FIGHTING FORCE EVER EXISTED? THESE BLUE BASTARDS HAVE NO FEAR! I LOVE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM MORE THAN MY ACTUAL CHILDREN WHICH IS WHY MY CHILDREN ARE ALL CRUSHERS NOW! THIS UPDATE FUCKING ROCKS! NERF NOTHING! KILL EVERYTHING! COLLAPSE THE VOID! DEMOCRACY PREVAILS!
NUKE THIS POST IF IT'S LOW EFFORT YOU COWARDS! I'LL SEE YOU IN THE VOID!