How it feels watching all of r/caldruki hate on r/teenagers users as if they aren't JUST as corny as they are 😔

u/Dr_Blockhead — 3 months ago

You, yes, YOU should work out and exercise regularly.

I mean when I say that EVERY teenager should be getting regular exercise. There are just so many benefits to exercising regularly already, both in the short and long term, but right now, as an adolescent, they are far more rewarding to have. For one, since I started regularly exercising, I became far happier, both because getting out physical exertion is simply good for your mind, but also because I have been able to see the tangible progress which I have made, both physically and in my actual performance. Not only that, it also just reduces the risk of a whole myriad of health problems, such as heart disease, or weight gain, and in the short term, can help with blood pressure, trouble sleeping, pent-up emotion, and so much more. Also, building the habit of exercising is important, especially since continuing to exercise into your adult years is still just as important as exercising now.

PS: There are also long-term benefits to exercising at this age, such as stronger bones, better endurance, a more fit physique (duh,) improved lung function, I think you get the idea. You SHOULD DO IT. Just 30-45 minutes, maybe an hour, of rigorous exercise a day. Also, alongside this, it is good to be eating a balanced diet as well. Nothing crazy, you don't have to optimize or count fiber and protein or anything like that, just get in adequate fiber, starch, and protein with every meal

PS number 2: YOU DO NOT NEED TO GO TO THE GYM! You can exercise in so many different ways, no fancy equipment needed.

You can do it, even if it feels frustrating sometimes. Being consistent is important, so be consistent.
Now, GO! FLY into the sunset, my children!

u/Dr_Blockhead — 3 months ago
▲ 380 r/AlienPosting+1 crossposts

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u/Dr_Blockhead — 3 months ago

I LOVE THIS KIND OF SOYJAK! I love how people take something which was created with the intent of calling someone stupid or otherwise irritating into something which spreads joy and whimsy and love

u/Dr_Blockhead — 3 months ago

A Neanderthal man carrying his daughter, illustrated by Tom Björklund. The rendering is based on the remains of said father and daughter which were found in a cave in Russia.

u/Dr_Blockhead — 3 months ago

I’M SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS

Half of my friends have just up end left me in the past few months after basically deciding they were too cool for me. They’ve decided that some people don’t deserve respect and have created a fucked-up little hierarchy in their head in which they and their stupid fucking clique are superior to everyone else and that those on the “bottom” do not deserve to be regarded with empathy. All they are is rude to others, usually for trivial, pointless, stupid reasons, like the way they talk or what they enjoy, because I guess people just aren’t allowed to fucking like things anymore.

All they do is insult me under the cheap guise of a joke. I remember someone made a statement about my hair, which was hardly even a compliment, and I thought about it for the rest of the afternoon, not because I liked them, but because it was the first comment I had heard about my body in literal months that wasn’t negative and/or mean-spirited.

u/Dr_Blockhead — 4 months ago

TS is how trans people speak to each other 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

u/Dr_Blockhead — 4 months ago
▲ 2 r/lostmedia+1 crossposts

Help us look for the hit classic "My Farts" (ft. J4CK and Ms. Murrell!) The only lead we have is a YouTube video link. The video has been privated. [PARTIALLY LOST]

The link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yF0OUafRXJA

Long ago, the absolute peak known as "My Farts" was created by the visionary known as Gosholaka. My friend, u/yvlnt, discovered this hidden gem, and spread it across the land. Tragically, though, in the recent past, the video, "My Farts," has been privated, and no new people will hear this work of art again, their ears never blessed by the gentle grace of "My Farts." The world is truly in a darker place with the absence of this masterpiece. However, light can be brought to the land once again, with YOUR help! If you work on rediscovering this media, we can together bring back from the ashes "My Farts."

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u/Dr_Blockhead — 5 months ago