u/Dry-Researcher9607

Image 1 — Favorite Character who has a very ironic fate or death?
Image 2 — Favorite Character who has a very ironic fate or death?

Favorite Character who has a very ironic fate or death?

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-Emperor Palpatine/Darth Sidious: Just the fact that he died ironically is ironic by itself because of the famous scene, where he tells the story of Darth Plagueis. He died the same way he killed his Master (Darth Plagueis), being taken by surprise by his own apprentice in a vulnerable moment. However, there is another Irony in his death. The reason why Anakin even betrayed the Jedi order and became Palpatine's apprentice in the first place was to save his family/Padme, who was pregnant with Luke and Leia, because of the dream prophecy he had, but in the end, he was powerless against fate, and Padme died after giving birth. Ironically, in Episode 6, Anakin/Darth Vader betrayed Palpatine to save Luke from being fried to death by Palpatine's force lightning, so in the end, Vader betrayed him for the same reason why he had joined him.

-Humanity (All Tomorrows, especially the Colonials): What nobody tells you about All Tomorrows is that humanity exterminated all aliens it encountered across the stars, and that's why the Qu were so mad at them. After the Qu victory against humanity, they modified humanity to replace all the aliens they had exterminated, and that's the irony.

-The colonials have a special irony, because they were the ones who resisted the most against the Qu, repelling them three times, but they ultimately lost, and received the worst punishment of all the Qu gave to humans. The colonials were turned into living filters, but with their intelligence intact. So they fought the hardest and probably suffered the most during the war, just to suffer more than the rest of humanity after it. Ironically, when they were able to build civilizations again, they actually built a utopia.

u/Dry-Researcher9607 — 15 hours ago

Shitpost matchups part 3, now it has results.

Freddy Fazbear vs Motobug

Patrick Star vs Gigan (Showa)

Shadow the hedgehog vs Cataquack (Super Mario)

Sherk (composite) vs Homelander (composite)

King Dedede vs the Viltrumite Empire

Bubble Bass (SpongeBob) vs Raging Bolt (Pokémon)

Wooly Yoshi vs Indonimus rex

Michael Jordan vs Seeker drone (9(2009)

Lotad (Pokémon) vs Diplocaulus (Jurassic World the game/alive)

The doctor (Doctor Who) vs Louie (Pikmin)

Crawduant (Pokémon) vs Mahoraga (JJK)

Big Montgomery ( Yoshi's wooly world) vs Mr. Montgomery (Bee Movie)

Dilophosaurus (dino battle world championship) Megatron Griffin (Family Guy)

u/Dry-Researcher9607 — 6 days ago

How would you react if Springtrap appeared in Death Battle, but it his opponent was either Dry bones or Spinosaurus?

Also, Dry Bones for Death Battle.

u/Dry-Researcher9607 — 7 days ago

Do you consider Oliver z0@ph1lic?

I honestly think that's the case. Yeah, Thraxans look like bugs, but they're humanoid mantis, not lobsters. That would be like trying to bang a pangolin or a bird. Oliver is just using his ancestry to excuse his fetishes

u/Dry-Researcher9607 — 12 days ago

Outjerked by a real animal the return: Uintatherium

Op literally just slapped random bs on this guy's face, to make it look more interesting than it is.

u/Dry-Researcher9607 — 14 days ago
▲ 127 r/whowouldcirclejerk+1 crossposts

The Fabrication Machine vs Dondozo (Pokémon)

Ironman vs Walter White

Lotad (Pokémon) vs Snock the Spinosaurus (Jurassic Park)

Squidward vs Doomentio (real life)

Krillin vs Dilophosaurus (Dino Battle World Championship)

Brontosaurus (real life) vs Springtrap

Sonic vs Brain Grifin

Saitama vs Eleanor (Fazbear Frights)

Squash (PVZ) vs Infinite

Absolute Batman vs Man (r/Batman Arkham)

Optimus Prime (Bayverse) vs

Araquanid (Pokémon) vs Puppet

Gigantspinosaurs (Dino Battle World Championship) vs Spiny

If you are asking, this is a joke.

u/Dry-Researcher9607 — 15 days ago

El cerrado is, if LivingZoo isn't lying to me, the most biologically diverse Savannah ecosystem in the world, and is located in South America.

Unfortunately, they don't have elephants, just tapirs. Still, they have horrible worm-like lizards (Giant worm lizards), Giant Armadillos that weigh 80 kilos, Anteaters, Rheas (Ostriches ' South American cousins), Seriemas (The cousins of terror birds that are remembered because of that), blue parrots, and long-legged wolves that aren't wolves, but relatives of bush dogs.

The Earth's Forgotten Savanna

u/Dry-Researcher9607 — 19 days ago

Who decided to make a theropod dachshund (sausage dog), and how is he even supposed to get inside burrows if he is bigger than a person? Why does he have a random protrusion on top of his head for no good reason? How is this guy supposed to be the apex predator of its ecosystem? Lame job, Op.

u/Dry-Researcher9607 — 20 days ago

Well, let me explain my take.

-First, I am considering a composite for both, so I included things like FNAF World, The Mobile Games, etc. If you consider that the game's abilities are just In-game mechanics is valid in my opinion.

-Reasons why Ingen wins:

-First, the prehistoric creatures are overall stronger than the animatronics. No, Amindude doesn't scale to Universal, because of a single statement. He got his ass kicked by the animatronics, never demonstrated control over the FNAF world, and was demoted from his final boss position. The feat of Spinosaurus and other theropods of shaking the environment is way more impressive than anything the FNAF cast has. The clone mod would also help a lot, because weak dinosaurs could copy the stats of the strongest members of the FNAF cast.

-Second, things like the hallucinations, agony infection, gift boxes, or stat buffs of the animatronics could be either nullified or cleansed by the dinosaurs. The Sea Bonnies would wreak havoc, but the Toxin mod or group attacks would be able to exterminate them.

-Third, FNAF possession is a really weird thing, but I think it requires prolonged contact with a possessed object, so unless the dinosaurs have the great idea of eating the animatronics, they should be fine.

-Fourth, the Indonimus is probably a way better leader than Springtrap; she has way better combat experience, is less confident, more strategic, and probably the raptor squad wouldn't betray her, unlike Puppet and Cassidy, who could do with Afton. Also, Willy was stupid enough to stay in a place he knew was a trap from the start. The dinosaurs are also more experienced in combat with beings of their same strength than the animatronics.

u/Dry-Researcher9607 — 20 days ago