u/Duba-Duba

This was a crazy build that came together after I skipped three shops with the golden question mark, and then I got lucky with a THIRD legendary.
Too bad it couldn't last forever- infinite queens and big money was great while it lasted!
And before you ask, I lost. I got stalemated by the board that had 18 kings and 2 queens in the middle- just couldn't figure out how to capture all the pieces before crumble mode kicked my teeth in and forced stalemate.

It had been overtaken by weeds and destroyed by overexposure to sun. Used a bunch of basic supplies from the hardware store, scotts seed and spreader, and consistent watering schedule

It's actually all I can think about when I watch/re-watch.

While Meruem is discovering the meaning of power and his desire to preserve different forms of life, all I can think about it getting this poor girl a friggen kleenex.

Like in absorbing all human knowledge and understanding of a complex magic system, you'd think the ants would understand the basic courtesy of offering somone the opportunity to blow their nose.

And the worst part is it isn't even the king that whiffed the tissue opportunity, Shaiapouf is sitting RIGHT THERE for so many of their games. Over the course of DAYS.

WHY for the love of the hundred type Guanyin Bodhisattva did no one offer this girl the basic human decency of being able to smell clearly. The king plays gungi with her for days, literally dies, COMES BACK TO LIFE, and then STILL doesn't figure out how to materialize this prodigy a hanky. Meruem's journey from monster to human was left incomplete simply due to this one faux pas.

Though I have more I could say I fear I may have already said too much, thank you for reading.

Rant over.

Edit to add price: 149.99 USD
Going up for sale on May 18th, decklist below:

1 Zada, Hedron Grinder

1 Krenko, Mob Boss

1 Pashalik Mons

1 Brightstone Ritual

1 Broadside Bombardiers

1 Conspicuous Snoop

1 Empty the Warrens

1 Grapeshot

1 Skirk Prospector

1 Roaming Throne

1 Skullclamp

1 Sol Ring

1 Blasphemous Act

1 Chaos Warp

1 Frontline Heroism

1 Goblin Bombardment

1 Goblin Chieftain

1 Goblin Dark-Dwellers

1 Goblin Lackey

1 Goblin Trashmaster

1 Great Train Heist

1 Grenzo, Havoc Raiser

1 Howlsquad Heavy

1 Past in Flames

1 Redcap Gutter-Dweller

1 Rundvelt Hordemaster

1 Searslicer Goblin

1 Siege-Gang Commander

1 Siege-Gang Lieutenant

1 Idol of Oblivion

1 Ruby Medallion

1 Throne of Eldraine

1 Arena of Glory

1 Castle Embereth

1 Den of the Bugbear

1 Fountainport

1 Kher Keep

1 Spinerock Knoll

1 War Room

1 Shinka, the Bloodsoaked Keep

1 Ancestors' Aid

1 Battle Hymn

1 Boggart Shenanigans

1 Crimson Wisps

1 Daring Discovery

1 Dragon Fodder

1 Expedite

1 Faithless Looting

1 Fists of Flame

1 Gempalm Incinerator

1 General Kreat, the Boltbringer

1 Glimpse the Impossible

1 Goblin Bushwhacker

1 Goblin Matron

1 Goblin Negotiation

1 Goblin Warchief

1 Haze of Rage

1 Impact Tremors

1 Impulsive Pilferer

1 Krenko's Command

1 Mana Geyser

1 Mogg War Marshal

1 Quest for the Goblin Lord

1 Renegade Tactics

1 Sazacap's Brew

1 Seething Song

1 Spreading Insurrection

1 Storm-Kiln Artist

1 Vandalblast

1 Wild Ride

1 Witch's Mark

1 Swiftfoot Boots

1 Dwarven Mine

1 Forgotten Cave

1 Goblin Burrows

1 Hidden Volcano

1 Reliquary Tower

1 Smoldering Crater

7 Mountain 1 Goblin Storm

8 Mountain 2 Goblin Storm

7 Mountain 3 Goblin Storm

Izzet prowess is absolutely busted.

In other news: the sky is blue

Please he needs this very badly

This seems more complicated than your average pan- I don't want to mess it up!