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▲ 506 r/IllegallyCuteCats

I've been told that she qualifies as Illegally Cute and if so I have millions of more pictures of her ready to be dumped on you at a moment's notice lol

u/EggoSlayer — 6 days ago
▲ 909 r/cathostage

I let him get up on my legs and now he's mean-mugging me??? literally what is his problem lol

u/EggoSlayer — 9 days ago
▲ 1.1k r/cathostage

They trapped me and used me as a platform for their slurp session. I'm absolutely APPALLED lol

u/EggoSlayer — 10 days ago
▲ 569 r/cathostage+1 crossposts

I tried to get up and she decided she would pretend she was sleeping so I couldn't escape lol

u/EggoSlayer — 10 hours ago
▲ 179 r/cathostage

It's that time of the day where Fuzzy flops onto my legs and contorts herself into impossible positions so it's impossible to actually pick her up to remove her lol

u/EggoSlayer — 13 days ago
▲ 960 r/cathostage+1 crossposts

I would probably be charged and become a convicted felon if I even attempted to remove her from my legs while she's looking at me like this lol

u/EggoSlayer — 13 days ago
▲ 53 r/PeetPile

A package of four orange paws. He's laying right up next to me and I've been repeatedly grabbing them all at once lol

u/EggoSlayer — 17 days ago
▲ 246 r/cathostage

She was bolting around my apartment like a psychopath for the last 2 hours and now she's absolutely laid out. I have zero hopes that I will ever be able to get up again lol

u/EggoSlayer — 18 days ago
▲ 97 r/ikeacats

Assembling the Fuzzy round 6. I don't think this is where the paw goes lol

u/EggoSlayer — 18 days ago
▲ 64 r/Bondedpairs

Sweet Tommy hugging Fuzzy. I woke up late last night with him hugging my throat the same way, it was paradise lol

u/EggoSlayer — 20 days ago
▲ 183 r/cathostage

Fuzzy laying 2 inches from my face and Sweet Tommy parking himself on my legs, insisting I be pinned down at both ends lol

u/EggoSlayer — 20 days ago
▲ 224 r/ikeacats

Attempt #5 of assembly the Fuzzy. Now she somehow has a candy cane paw lol

u/EggoSlayer — 21 days ago
▲ 233 r/cathostage

I'm hopelessly trapped again so I'm going to play video games and hope I may one day eventually be released from captivity lol

u/EggoSlayer — 21 days ago