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▲ 20 r/Lamenters

How are you guys doing your death company?

I saw some people quartering their yellow and black and thought it would be cool to add white for the chest plate, back and head.

u/Embarrassed_Sound835 — 12 days ago
▲ 56 r/Lamenters

My take on Dominion Zephon

I mean his guns are literally named “Lament” and “Grief” for Big E’s sake.

This guy was a ton of fun to paint. He’s likely going to be the Warlord for my army! Next up, about a billion vanguard vets and Sanguinary Guard lol.

u/Embarrassed_Sound835 — 14 days ago
▲ 1.4k r/ems

Need to talk about a difficult call

Guy “slips and falls” on a shampoo bottle. Mid 50’s - immaculately clean apartment. No wife, no kids present. Walks out to the door - calmly requests I try to remove the bottle to which I politely decline. I recommend transport to a trauma center to which he initially tells me he is absolutely sure that he can get it out himself. I decline to say anything and he accepts transport to trauma center.

On the way to trauma center, patient reports to me that he is not a homosexual. I replied in my most professional voice “Sir, your sexuality is not really a concern to me right now. Let’s focus on getting you to a hospital where someone with more education than me can sort you out.”

He becomes visibly agitated.

“I am not gay!”

I again reply, “Sir, it wouldn’t bother me if you were.”

He then begins to remove his seatbelts and tries to swing his legs over the stretcher.

“I told you, I’m not fucking gay!”

At which point I lost all of my shit and said “Dude, whether you’re gay or not you have a shampoo bottle lodged in your ass. Sit down and put your buckles back on.”

He puts the seatbelts back on, looks me square in the face and goes

“Okay. I’m gay.”

But I gotta hand it to him.

To this day he’s the only guy I’ve ever known who could fit his Head and Shoulders up his ass.

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u/Embarrassed_Sound835 — 26 days ago
▲ 0 r/Miniswap

[H] Black Templars [W] Space Marines / Lamenters/ Blood angels [Loc] USA

Hey there. Looking to trade my painted sword brethren, Helbrecht, Justiciar, Castellan, BT upgrade sprues and crusader squads. some sword brethren on sprue basically all crusader squads nos.
Would prefer trade but open to cash offers for the whole lot.

Looking for blood angels or generic space marine units for my lamenters army. Thanks! link to my Imgur

u/Embarrassed_Sound835 — 1 month ago
▲ 138 r/Lamenters

What are you guys washing your lamenters with? Need painting advice.

I used nuln oil on these guys and honestly they’re looking a little too dirty / oily. Any better substitutes? If I wanted to clear the dirty look up would you guys paint over it or do something else?

u/Embarrassed_Sound835 — 1 month ago