First stop: Egg Base Alpha.

First stop: Egg Base Alpha.

It had taken nearly a whole gosh darn week of walking (made hell with the fact she insisted on keep the chair on the journey), but Cassia and her travel buddies have finally made it to Egg Base Alpha! Why Alpha? Because she made the arbitrary decision to go to the Egg Bases in alphabetical order. Finally arriving, though, she isn't exactly getting the best feelings from the place..

u/Emergency-Shine-1870 — 7 days ago

Building the greatest amusement park the world will ever see!

Neo had been contemplating what to do as of recent, before the idea finally hit him. His original master had been dreaming of Robotnikland (Or, rather, Eggmanland by the time he had overthrown the Doctor), and so arose an idea of building the amusement park to see if the new Robotnik would make proper use of it. It would primarily be him putting in the work, as he quite simply needed something to do.

u/Emergency-Shine-1870 — 8 days ago

CassIplier

I had a brain blast when i remembered Markiplier and Cassia were both gamers. Therefore, this 3 minute moonpiss came to be.

u/Emergency-Shine-1870 — 13 days ago

Maybe sleep wasn't the best idea..

Cassia yawned, trying to focus on the shmup she was playing, though it was rather hard given she'd been at this nonstop for hours. The morning was gonna be so awful, and that's not counting the chastising she'd probably get from Clove for doing this so late at night.

Fighting back another yawn, she, feeling a bit lazy (can you blame her?), pauses the game and falls asleep in the chair she was sitting in. It was quicker than going to her bed, fixing it, then climbing in and then sleeping anyhow.

When she wakes up, she isn't in the chair, but face down in a bunch of grass. Sitting up, the chair is on it's side a few feet away. Taking a look around, she's pretty confident she's nowhere near anything she recognizes, just a bunch of grass.. And grass.. For as far as she can see. Her rather elegant response to her predicament? "..Ah, crud."

u/Emergency-Shine-1870 — 14 days ago

[May 15, 1971] BILLY REID SHOT DEAD!

Billy Reid, a hero of the Provisional Irish Republican Army who famously had killed the first brit on Irish soil since Ireland’s independence, has been shot dead by Brits. Join the PIRA to avenge Billy!

u/Emergency-Shine-1870 — 21 days ago

Okay, this has zero basis in any canon, this is just based on a discord interaction.

Metal Overlord vs Shard. Place your bets on the winner.

u/Emergency-Shine-1870 — 1 month ago

Hey all. Visitor from the United Nations Global Occult Coalition.

Found out about you guys when you stumbled onto the Church Of The Broken God. Thought it would be nice to learn a bit.

u/Emergency-Shine-1870 — 1 month ago

Ten Million Doubloon Relief Plan

Ahoy me mateys, it be me, Cap'n torres. I be in need o' glue or some other kind o' adhesive fer this here new cannon i’m mountin' to the deck o' me ship. If ye 'ave any, let me know.

u/Emergency-Shine-1870 — 1 month ago

Volunteers to send One Million Wizards to Davy Jones’ Locker!

Ahoy there, me mateys, it be me, Cap'n Torres. The wizards 'ave trampled all o'er me crisp white sheets with their filthy boots an' in revenge I shall use me ship to send one million wizards to davy jones’ locker. I ask that there ye join me in this here endeavor.

u/Emergency-Shine-1870 — 1 month ago

I be deliverin’ some news.

Ahoy me maties, it be me, Cap'n torres. I’m 'ere to tell ye that there ye can win 99% o' all wars by bombardin' the enemy’s capital. I learned this here while bein' stranded at sea fer 698 days an' now i’m as sane as any sailor on this here ship.

u/Emergency-Shine-1870 — 1 month ago