u/Exceptional_Kumquat

It seems I'm being transported in some sort of smaller prison cell. I'm not sure quite exactly to make of the past few days here. The stick figures, I had a some of big ones and a small one come here and poke and prod at me, they squeezed me a lot too.

It appears, I'm in a transport prison with this new group Oxygen Breathers. I'm not entirely sure of their plans for me, if it's like anything else on this wasteland, they're probably planning on eating me.

So, there is a real question I got for the dimwits at the Colonial Office, what happens to me if I get eaten? Does the link get broken and I get sent back to my usual tree self...or am I finished?

Wait a minute, did these idiots send me on a suicide mission.

Okay...well, shit. I'm in prison. Captured by the stick figures. With more of these cat things. The stick figure things keep poking and prodding at me. I keep trying to communicate with them, but they don't seem to understand. Apparently, I'm a "good cat" though?

I swear the Colonial Office is going to have a piece of my mind when I get back.

What the hell is this shit? They just shoved something up the output orifice of this "cat" thing I've been stuffed in.

These Oxygen Breathers are weird.

The bonus pay better be worth this nonsense.

-Kumquat...out.

My car has done this for years, immediately after a refueling, the engine will idle rough occasionally. Goes away after a few minutes though. This happened both pre and post engine replacement, so it's not the engine! Looking at the gauages the fuel/air ratio goes all wobbly when it happens too.

Issues with the EVAP system I guess?