Ik we all know me as the Adam lover but Mammon's also baby. He's literally the demon version of Adam what's not to like??
Anyways I just wanted to share my yumeship art cuz the yumeship subs can be toxic and people here are pretty nice! Enjoy the art of the green version of the goat
Also if you hate on me for this then you're lowk cringe and too bothered by a drawing lol
This argument is genuinely the laziest fucking strawman I have ever seen. Valentino is still alive because he's an actual character with plot armor who Viv is obviously not gonna kill off that easily.
Do the math people. Valentino is obviously not the only rapist in Hell. About 1 in 5 people AND CHILDREN are sexually assaulted, there are most likely millions of perpetrators in Hell at this point. Vox says thousands of sinners were killed in each Extermination (I feel like it should be even more than that), therefore TONS of rapists, sex offenders, child predators, etc had to have died in the Extermination by default. It's just that simple. Mfs will do mental gymnastics to try and go against the obvious math that Adam was in fact killing rapists. It's embarrassing. Do better Adam haters.
"The point is Adam isn't going on some heroic crusade" nobody fucking said he was?? 😭 just because Adam kills genuinely awful people doesn't mean we're saying he's a completely good guy and justified. We're just pointing out the fact he's definitely killed many genuinely horrible people. There's a difference. Get that through your head.
"Why are so many overlords still alive" The overlords hide out in their high security ass buildings. Adam clearly isn't made aware of Hell's hierarchy, and wouldn't going after specific people defeat the whole purpose of calling it population control? Y'all are dumb. There are plenty of sinners running around the streets every Extermination, we're shown this. Why TF would the Exorcists waste their time breaking into people's homes to go after specific people?? At that point it's not population control it's fucking bounty hunting, y'all are losing the plot. Not to mention they could be breaking into the homes of Hellborn by accident so that would be a waste of time and might get them in trouble.
Adam is going off what he is told, same as Sera. He believes if a soul is in Hell, then they deserve eternal punishment by God's own decision. Who is he to question that? Especially if he is constantly validated in his beliefs by the people above him. Adam haters treat him like he's the sole evil in Heaven and it's genuinely so stupid. He's a victim of Heaven's system, just like Sera, Lute, and the other Exorcists. I stand by that.
"Adam is scared to go after actually powerful overlords and chooses easy prey" you mean like how he didn't hesitate to attack full power Alastor and how his Exorcists attacked Carmilla when she made the mistake of being outside during the Extermination? 💀 stfu. This literally proves that Adam doesn't deliberately spare overlords or go after only weak sinners. He goes after what's in front of him, even taking out the big threat (Alastor) before going after the normal cannibals. Divine rule says all these souls deserve eternal damnation, so Adam goes after every target with equal determination. This specific anti Adam argument is SO fucking stupid and has to ignore all context and logic to work. I will not allow this false slander against my husband and that's that.
Adam I love you and you mean the world to me I will forever defend you against the dumbass haters 💛💛💛💛
Mods istg if you take this down for defending genocide- I'M NOT DEFENDING THE EXTERMINATIONS I'M JUST EXPLAINING SOMETHING ABOUT THEM!!!
I love you Adam :3
We all know I'm THE number one Adam fan and commander of the Adam Defense Force who knows everything about him, so I will judge what y'all have to say accordingly. It can be anything; an overall opinion, a headcanon, a specific detail, his design or voice, etc. Literally anything. I'm in the mood to talk about Adam (I always am) so go nuts!
ADAM I LOVE YOU YOU MEAN EVERYTHING TO ME I LOVE MY HUSBAND RAHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU
At least it's not an ai slop ad but genuinely what does this mean 💀 do mfs even stop to think before typing this BS? Plus it didn't even bother to show the fourth dog, that's just ridiculous. L ad TikTok, do better.
This would only ever happen in Adam's dreams lol, Ella's way too modest XD
Here we see the goat Blitzø just wanting a wholesome and happy family like a true Chad king (he can have it with me cuz he deserves better than that stupid bird)
And next we see the degenerate bird still clinging on to his gross perverted fantasies. Like bro is all this mf wants is to fuck?? Last season he was all like "oh I love my daughter oh I want a real loving relationship" and then all this mf wants to do is have porn hub level fantasies without actually doing his job that Blitzø was generous enough to give him. I swear he's so disgusting like can this dude have a SINGULAR wholesome fantasy?? Also someone pointed this out before but why does he imagine Blitzø with hair?? Does he hate bald people?? What a jackass.
Here we see the goat Blitzø just wanting a wholesome and happy family like a true Chad king (he can have it with me cuz he deserves better than that stupid bird)
And next we see the degenerate bird still clinging on to his gross perverted fantasies. Like bro is all this mf wants is to fuck?? Last season he was all like "oh I love my daughter oh I want a real loving relationship" and then all this mf wants to do is have porn hub level fantasies without actually doing his job that Blitzø was generous enough to give him. I swear he's so disgusting like can this dude have a SINGULAR wholesome fantasy?? Also someone pointed this out before but why does he imagine Blitzø with hair?? Does he hate bald people?? What a jackass.
Yes I like GreedyGuitar, it's the ONLY Adam ship I fuck with besides me x Adam cuz we all know that one is the best Adam ship
One thing season one failed to do was give the audience a reason to sympathize with sinners when Adam kills them considering that they consist of the worst of humanity, and we don’t see any of the sinners in the hotel reflect on or feel remorse for any wrongdoings that they did in the past. Not to mention that Adam has no good arguments as to why sinners shouldn’t be redeemed other than they had their chance in life and he just wants to kill them, rather than point out all the evil things that sinners have done in their lives.
Also, it’s never explained why Adam hates sinners so much to the point of wanting to kill them especially when they are all his relatives. I’m sure when the reason is revealed it’s going to be a stupid one considering that the first two seasons have basically painted Adam as an always evil person with little to no redeeming qualities.
So as y'all might have heard, the mods said no to the ADF and shut it down 😭💔 FRET NOT THOUGH, I COME BEARING GOOD NEWS! After a little bit of negotiation, the ADF will be allowed to exist if it's branded more as a fan club rather than something like an army. So just remember, the use of military terms here is PURELY for fun and we are NOT sending any groups of users to mass downvote or attack Adam slander posts. This is something you'll do on your own individually, so just have fun guys and basically do what you'd normally do as a regular Adam defender. AND NO ORGANIZATIONS OR CONSPIRACIES TO MASS DOWNVOTE ANYONE OR ELSE THE MODS MIGHT ABOLISH US UNDERSTAND?! Thanks y'all, let's make sure we keep it this way so the ADF can continue to exist!
That being said, I've created the ranks for every member so far! Here it is!
👑 Supreme Commander of the ADF
u/FNAF_Professor (Founder of the Adam Defense Force)
⭐ Grand Marshal
・Second In Command
・Takes over when Supreme Commander is unavailable
u/aidonpor
Lute
🦅 General of Glazing
・Third highest rank
・Oversees all ADF operations
u/SerenityCityWide
Lute
🎖️ Adam Defense Generals
・Trusted veteran members
・Lead major divisions
u/FNAF_Professor
u/aidonpor
Lute
u/SerenityCityWide
u/Crybbu
u/MikeTheSecurityGuard
⚔️ Exorcist Captains
・Command individual squads
・Organize defenses against slander attacks
u/NotaBat9221
u/MikeTheSecurityGuard
🛡️ Adam Knights
・Proven defenders of the DickMaster
・Respected senior members
u/faerie-childe
u/Gullible-Macaron-180
u/National_Target8683
u/AgentShovel
u/Kind_Potential_4992
u/_SageR
🔥 Elite Glazers
・Members who have demonstrated exceptional glazing ability
u/disappearing_now
u/FallZealousideal159
u/Brittle_Stick
u/MeatysupremeKeenan
u/ItzMidnightGacha
🦅 ADF Soldiers
・Standard enlisted members
u/WARTHUNDERenjoyer1
u/Kayltron
u/SlerpDeprivation
u/souplingenjoyer
u/SunnyCherryTomatoSoup
🐣 Recruits
・New members undergoing glazing training
Justin (my bf who hasn't even watched the show, he just likes Adam and wanted to join)
(Just wanna clarify again mods the use of military terms are purely for fun I swear, there will be no "organized attacks" I promise 😭🙏🏾) Don't be too bummed if you're at a lower rank, you'll naturally climb as long as you stay in the army and prove your loyalty by making your own Pro Adam Propaganda. But just mass downvoting and attacking Adam slander posts is generally frowned upon here in the ADF. We soldiers are above petty bullshit! I really wanna reiterate to NOT do that so hopefully this post can stay up! 😭 Have fun soldiers and don't take anything too seriously!
Oh and if you still wanna join, feel free to comment with a pic of your pfp and I'll add you to our... Fan club!
Those two fuckers aren’t even dads.And I’m so sick of the radioapple propaganda.
Emily suggested I do one of these to get out of my shell sooo.... Ask away I suppose!
Fess up. Who the FUCK voted for my husband over this bum ass twink? I will have all of you 65% lined up on the wall and publicly executed. Mark my words, you will be dealt with.
(For legal reasons this is a joke pls don't kill me mods)
Finally finished this, and I had to change the flag at the last second after Adam was revealed to be straight cuz I hc him as bi 😭 but I think it turned out real cute! I love this couple and I love Adam!
Edit: idk why the quality looks so fucking bad bruh, but if you zoom in it restores it
The flags are pansexual, omnisexual, aegosexual, abrosexual, polyamorous, and fictorose! Happy Pride!
Finally finished this, and I had to change the flag at the last second after Adam was revealed to be straight cuz I hc him as bi 😭 but I think it turned out real cute! I love this couple and I love Adam! In case you don't know Ella is my OC/self insert :3
Edit: idk why the quality looks so fucking bad bruh, but if you zoom in it restores it
Finally finished this, and I had to change the flag at the last second after Adam was revealed to be straight cuz I hc him as bi 😭 but I think it turned out real cute! I love this couple and I love Adam! Last slide is the base/reference I used
Edit: idk why the quality looks so fucking bad bruh, but if you zoom in it restores it
Finally finished this, and I had to change the flag at the last second after Adam was revealed to be straight cuz I hc him as bi 😭 but I think it turned out real cute! I love this couple and I love Adam!
Edit: idk why the quality looks so fucking bad bruh, but if you zoom in it restores it
Finally finished this, and I had to change the flag at the last second after Adam was revealed to be straight cuz I hc him as bi 😭 but I think it turned out real cute! I love this couple and I love Adam! In case you don't know Ella is my OC/self insert :3
Edit: idk why the quality looks so fucking bad bruh, but if you zoom in it restores it