u/FatKris02

You can have as many “Yelp Elites” sorry, let me laugh at that for a minute, “yelp Elite”

lol, it’s still funny. Elite…

What is an elite? an elite is a person that is used by Yelp as a way to extort a business.

Proof? Yeah, let’s play this pathetic game of the “unhinged business owner”

I used to pay for Yelp, in the beginning they would call me about 15 times a month. I finally gave in and trusted what they were saying

Next thing I know, they are charging me $2,500 a month and giving me nothing in leads

What they would do is take the customers that were asking a group of plumbing companies for an estimate and they would add that to my account as if the Cusotmer was asking me directly. They were not and most of the time the customer would not respond after the first message

It didn’t matter if I responded in the first 5 mins or the first hour

Now, to the absolute clowns that are loyal to Yelp because they send you “elites” to parties and other clown activities, it’s funny that you blame the “unhinged business owner”

Maybe they became unhinged after the absolute nightmare of having money stolen from their hardworking bank accounts

Yelp Elites are hilarious, you are being used by Yelp because they know that you are so low in the life you live, you need a corporation to tell you you’re special

You’re not

I jumped back in to GPK

I was given 2 packs for free and I paid for the 3rd

If Yelp is a scam…wait…of course it’s a scam