u/Fun_Primary_9112

Post title pretty much says it all. For context, I'd been living in Denver for the last 6 years, but just moved back home to Miami about 8 months ago. I've lived in a lot of different places - big cities, small towns, etc... Sure, I've gotten bad haircuts before, but they were so cheap, I was never mad about it. I'm never really asking for anything crazy, and 99% any half-decent barber gets it right.

I've gotten a haircut 4 times now since moving back to Miami, and each time, no matter what I tell the barber, they end up giving me the fucking average Cuban Miami teenager Broccoli haircut with a fade. Every time I leave whichever fuckass barbershop I try in Miami (after doing so much research btw), I look like I belong in fucking Kendall. (I actually grew up there but never mind that, you can envision my hair with that description).

Oh, and then they charge me fucking $60. I literally show them a picture of MY HAIR how I want it (after a good cut), and they just give me what haircut they think the generic Miami man wants. I'm literally typing this after getting a haircut that I'm so displeased with that I'm actually buzzing my hair in the morning.

Please tell me I'm not alone in feeling this way lol, the barbers in Miami are fucking doodoo

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UPDATE: I just finished buzzing my hair with a #2 all around because the dickhead at the barber shop fucked me up so bad (after robbing me of $60). I don't look like a balsero anymore, so bless up