Who’s grandma stopped on the expressway?
Road rage. There was no accident. She stopped to record truck driver because he cut in front of her and apparently she didn’t like that.
u/Grouchy_Handbag — 5 days ago
r/Miami
Trick Daddy and Trina will host a radio station in GTA VI
miaminewtimes.comu/Emergency-Double2816 — 6 days ago
Help me find clubs to go to on Halloween
Soo… me and my friends are trying to go to the club this Halloween, but we broke and we’re trying to find free clubs down here or at least in Fort Lauderdale to. Can anybody help me in Miami find clubs that are free to get in we’re girls by the way, so if it’s ladies free that’s fine
u/AwkwardWillow6219 — 5 days ago
Rick Scott: "Obamacare has been a disaster, so what we gotta do is we gotta go back to let the private sector work. Give you the choices ... treat it like a cell phone. You know what plan to buy."
u/Conscious-Quarter423 — 11 days ago
Night before my motorcycle was stolen this meathead cased it up. $500 reward any info that leads to me getting my shit back. Cutler Bay
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u/National-Dragonfly35 — 8 days ago
▲ 406 r/Miami
The Coconut Grove Farmer’s market crowd has grown intolerable
I’ve been going to this Farmer’s market for YEARS. I loved going back to my usual vendors and supporting local businesses. That being said, the crowd that’s been coming in has been entitled transplant central. You try to talk to the vendors and they immediately interject with their stupid “does this have seed oil?!” questions. One time, this lady came in with a FULL ASS WAGON between these tiny spaces to buy up all the juices from Glaser’s. And, when I tried to pass by, she looked like me like I was about to rob her or something. Ma’am, just buy your own damn juicer at this point.
I used to go very early to avoid those transplants and crunchy moms, but it seems they started coming in earlier too. I’m so sick of these people. I’m so sick of this fabricated demand with these ugly buildings coming up into once precious neighborhoods.
Okay, rant over.
Edit: Since some of you lack reading comprehension skills, I am talking about the quality of people, not the quantity. Unfortunately we can’t stop transplants from coming in, but we can address how rude and entitled they are. Blame Covid, blame society. But saying “excuse me” is not rocket science. Just don’t be a dick :)
u/mcqueenismymessiah — 11 days ago
⚠️💩 MIAMI-DADE WATER QUALITY — Samples taken Thursday, October 1, 2026 💩⚠️
Heading to the beach or bay this weekend? Check this first. Awful feces pollution this week - King Tides, heavy rains, overburdened and leaking sewage infrastructure. Let's see the government try to blame dogs on this one.
Volunteers tested 19 sites across Miami-Dade on Thursday. 13 came back HIGH for fecal bacteria. Six more sites weren't sampled at all, so nobody knows what's in that water.
Miami Waterkeeper tested 15 spots around Biscayne Bay on Sept 28 and 30. 8 came back HIGH.
WHAT WE FOUND THIS WEEK
💩 Miami Beach: West Ave Pump Stations 27 & 28 - over 24,196 (the test's upper limit) 💩 Miami: Pelican Harbor Kayak Launch - 9,208 💩 Miami Beach: North Shore Ocean Terrace, 73rd St - 6,488 💩 Miami: Legions Park - 2,098 💩 Miami: Little River Manatee Bend Park - 1,012 💩 Miami Beach: Purdy/Sunset Harbor Kayak Launch - 563 💩 Miami: Watson Boat Ramp - 471 * 💩 Coconut Grove: Shake-A-Leg - 399 * 💩 Miami: Jose Marti Park - 350 * 💩 Virginia Key: Darwin Beach at RSMAS - 305 💩 Miami Beach: Allison Park Beach - 216 💩 Miami: Margaret Pace Park - 211 * 💩 Coconut Grove: Peacock Park - 209 * 💩 Miami Beach: 35th Street Beach - 173 💩 East Greynolds Park - 173 * 💩 Virginia Key: Dog Beach - 146 💩 Surfside Beach: 93rd St - 138 💩 North Bay Village: 360 Condo - 86 💩 Key Biscayne: Bill Baggs Cape Florida State Park - 75 💩 North Bay Village: Grandview Palace Marina - 75 *
🟡 Key Biscayne: Beach Club - 63 🟡 Virginia Key: Miami Marine Stadium - 63 * 🟡 Miami Beach: 6500 Indian Creek - 52 🟡 Miami Beach: Pinetree Park Kayak Launch - 52 🟡 Key Biscayne: Oceana - 41 *
Enterococcus, MPN/100ml. High = over 70, per Florida Dept of Health standards.
- = Miami Waterkeeper sample (Sept 28 or 30). All others: Surfrider, Oct 1. Map: ✅ tested clean, ❓ not tested this week.
Data: Surfrider Miami Blue Water Task Force and Miami Waterkeeper. More in the comments. https://bwtf.surfrider.org/report/57 https://miamiwaterkeeper.org/water-quality/
u/Brooooooooooooooo — 12 days ago
what is this floating over mia?
don’t think it’s regular balloons bc it’s staying in the same place. also noticed two black thingys near it
u/Embarrassed-Grade-41 — 13 days ago
▲ 57 r/Miami
Black Dada - Imma Zoe (2008)
Where were you when this dropped?
u/Error404MATTnotfound — 10 days ago
▲ 12 r/Miami
$500 Reward. Stolen Motorcycle.
Posted already but wanted to repost with a reward amount.
Taken from cutler bay / Solina old cutler.
Last seen with TOCE custom exhaust and a tech mount phone mount.
License plate probably gone or changed but it was SDGK63
If your tip results in me getting it back I’ll pay you.
Already got some good tips but need more tips to build a case.
u/basal-and-sleek — 10 days ago
▲ 11 r/Miami
Video captures aftermath after shooting at North Miami apartment
nbcmiami.comu/Ok_Ant_2930 — 10 days ago