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I like to think that Bob waits under the water whenever she has these bath meetings as a safety precaution incase anyone tried anything. Also and that he was eating her out a little

u/Gangters_paradise — 26 days ago

Have you guys ever heard of the Myth of the Morrison?

Some Alamosaurus told me about it a few years back. Apparently there were ancient creatures like us there. Not exactly like us, but some of them were similar in shape and size to some of us. They had a crap ton of Sauropods, no Ceratopsians, a few Ankylosaurs but somehow there was also a lot of Thyreophorans. And they had this vicious Apex predator. It was nothing like Tyrannosaurus. It was aggressive, relentless, downright psychotic and came in 3 species in the formation. I cant remember what any of them were called but i know there was the word ‘All’ somewhere in there.

I know its just a myth but could you imagine what it would have been like? What could have happened to them?

u/Gangters_paradise — 2 months ago

FUCK THE LANCE FORMATION

Can’t stand these guys. They’re jealous of our spotlight. They wanna be us so bad. THEY WILL NEVER BE US. FUCK YOU LANCE AND FUCK YOUR FORMATION

u/Gangters_paradise — 2 months ago

Characters who came back from the dead

Don’t just name random comic characters btw. Everyone knows they come back. I mean characters who’s death and subsequent revival are an integral part of their stories.

Spider-Man (Marvel)

Mr Immortals whole shtick (Marvel)

Harry Potter (…)

Jason Todd (DC)

Jesus themed Christs

u/Gangters_paradise — 2 months ago

Voldemort could have taken over the Muggle world and I’m tired of hearing otherwise.

Basically anywhere that Harry Potter is discussed, the topic of Muggles VS Wizards always comes up. And the majority of the time it’s people shitting on Voldemort and the Wizarding society as a whole by saying guns and modern armaments would easily take care of Wizards. This is fucking stupid if you know anything about the series.

If Voldemort won at the end of book 7 and moved on to invading Muggle society, we’d be screwed. Voldemort is so much smarter than many people give him credit for. He spent the first 11 years of his life in the Muggle world and returned there every summer during his years at Hogwarts. He’d know a lot more than you’d think. He’d definitely know about the military, Muggle Weaponry and political hierarchies. All he would need to do to begin a takeover is to place the Prime Minister and Parliament under the Imperius curse just like he did with the Minister of Magic in book 7. You might say that it wouldn’t be easy at all, because the Prime Minister is so well defended. But that’s wrong. At the start of book 6, we see the Minister of Magic appear in the Prime Minister’s office through the fireplace without so much as a squabble. All Voldemort or any Death Eater would have to do is use the floo network to enter the Prime Ministers office and boom, they’re helpless. Parliament would be a little harder considering the number of people to control, but disallusionment charms, apparition and invisibility cloaks would let any number of Wizards/Witches sneak into Parliament and subjugate everyone there. This could be repeated in other countries too.

Once the higher ups were taken care of, Wizarding society could begin to subtly and slowly change the Muggle world to their liking, eventually making it reach it’s breaking point and allowing a sudden, unexpected invasion from the Wizarding world. With everything in such disarray, a takeover would be easy. As the average Wizard as so much more firepower than the average Muggle. Sure, the Muggles have the military, but at this point the Wizards would have the whole Government, meaning the military would never even show up, or that the military would be the first eliminated. It’d be like hiding under someone’s floorboards for years, slowly chipping away at the foundation of their house, and then suddenly letting off a bomb. The homeowners wouldn’t have a chance. The Muggles wouldn’t have a chance. If the Wizarding world wanted to, they could annihilate the Muggle world without a fight.

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u/Gangters_paradise — 3 months ago
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I just really like Dinosaurs and want to talk about them. AMA.

I love answering questions. It makes me feel secure in my interests to affirm that I know a lot about them. And sometimes I struggle to express my interests to other people, so answering questions about them acts as a way to convey parts of myself that I otherwise wouldn’t be able to. Dinosaurs are the subject I have the most knowledge in, so I thought if I was going to do an AMA on anything, it’d be this.

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u/Gangters_paradise — 3 months ago

I genuinely can’t wait for IDFB 2

There’s been so much going on lately with these characters between BFDIA and TPOT, and it’s going to be great to just have these characters settle down and enjoy their lives outside the competitions. Pure slice of life with the cast. I love ALL of the contestants, and I’m more excited for IDFB than I have been for any other season in the show yet.

u/Gangters_paradise — 4 months ago

BFDI is super underrated as an Indie Show

I freaking LOVE this show. And I don’t know why it’s so under appreciated and even overhated online. It has a total of 2.5 Billion views across all its episodes, it’s been running for over a decade and a half, is the first ever Object Show, inventing a genre that would grow a gigantic fanbase over the years, is easily the biggest in the genre, and it has had multiple fan meet ups and collaborations with Inanimate Insanity (The second biggest of the genre). But for some reason, BFDI and Object Shows as a whole are super underrated, glossed over, ignored or even overhated in the Indie community. Sure, it started as a silly passion project made by two 13 year olds, but it’s grown into an actual franchise with merchandise, multiple seasons, a massive loyal fanbase, and has inspired multiple other shows and invented an entire genre. BFDI and Object shows as a whole need to be appreciated more.

u/Gangters_paradise — 4 months ago