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Ralph Cifarreto, For Years He Suffered In Silence “Truthers In The Mob”

I know Ralphie was a crazy cokehead and all, Gladiator Fixation, The Bing whatevah happened there; G-D bless their souls.

The thing to take to heart is he was here and he knew a few things, like how the commie fucks were behind the decimation of Columbus Day and how to use fake calls to Tony as a means of leverage.

He would’ve been an architect except for his mother’s demanding ways; he was in the muff and he was better than 99.9% of any accountants you’ve known.

So let’s be honest with ourselves here, Ralphie never talked politics or about terrorists because he knew.

I appreciate your thoughts here; alright then.

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u/Glittering_Text812 — 16 hours ago

What If Christopher Gave The French Waiter A Poison Pill Tip That Was Just Enough To Keep Him In The Restaurant?

The bill was $1,184.00 and Christopher tipped him $16.00 which is obviously way too low when a 20% top would be about $240.00 so it got me thinking just how little could Christopher tip to keep him at bay saving him from his brutal premature death.

I‘m thinking $80.00 is the magic number.

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u/Glittering_Text812 — 1 day ago

Has Artie Ever Got With A Hostess???

I’m just saying all things considered with his dealings with Christopher, Francois and The Criminal Mastermind you’d think that he might tuck his tail between his legs but maybe he’s had some good times with some of the others before all that.

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u/Glittering_Text812 — 1 day ago

Hey Remember The Time Tony Got Smacked Around By Old Man DiMeo?

I thought that “To Save Us From Satan’s Power” was one of the better episodes because it’s just funny watching them view The OJ Simpson Trial and to see more of Jackie Aprile, g-d rest his soul but also getting a glimpse of Tony in a subordinate position.

The thing I was always curious about was seeing him a little younger and lower in stature maybe having to take a little abuse both verbal and physical and see how someone like him handled it.

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u/Glittering_Text812 — 1 day ago

Tony Driving Adrianna 241 Miles At 2:00am Is Carrying The Concept Of A False Pretense To The Point Of Insanity

I guess I can see him not trying to be crass and maybe somehow fearing that if he’s to blunt that he might ruin his chances but this was just insane.

First off he‘s going to be dead tired by the time they even get there so even if they pick up the coke and get a motel room both of them are probably going to want some sleep.

If he was that intent on getting with her that night he should’ve just got some speed and a motel room or his own home. If their has to be some stupid pretense of using uppers besides the simple go to of going to his place for a drink then this definitely makes more sense.

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u/Glittering_Text812 — 1 day ago

Since Ralph And Vito Were The Best Earners Garnishing The Most Construction Contracts I’m Starting To Wonder Whether That Could Be A Litmus Test For Being A Catcher Rather Than A Pitcher.

What you never pondered that? Those two fanoits reeled in so much cash that Tony was able to get ”The Stugots” and kept Carmella toppled to the hilt in yadrows “They’re $3,000 a piece.” Conversly the toughest guys, Carlo and Paulie couldn’t hold a candle to either of them.

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u/Glittering_Text812 — 1 day ago

I Think That Tony Should’ve Had Such Great 5K Letter From Harris That By The Time He’s Convicted That The Judge Throws Out The Verdict

Think about it, if already shaved off five to ten years for his information on terrorists then why not give up another forty, fifty years worth of info? By the time he get to trial he’d already have ten years shaved off his next conviction.

I like it a hell if alot more than that lame blackout ending.

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u/Glittering_Text812 — 2 days ago

“The Cable Guy” Actually Predicted Who Killed Tony Soprano.

That’s right, Jim Carey laid it all out in 1996.

At the end of the movie everyone in the country wants to find out if Ben Stiller is found guilty of killing his identical twin but just as the verdict is being read The Big Ragoo falls onto a satellite dish and every television goes hash.

This means our true enemies face has been revealed to be none other than Patsy.

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u/Glittering_Text812 — 3 days ago

Why Would Bobby Choose Janice Over JoJo Palmice? It don’t compute.

Janice was a horror show right from the start and he’s going to choose her over that nice beautiful girl because Janice kicked her out of the kitchen that one time? I know he’s supposed to be this lazy motodel and all but common he couldn’t pick up a phone?

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u/Glittering_Text812 — 4 days ago

If Tony Took Furio And A Few Other Zips Then Why Not Have A Mafia Exchange Program?

Think about it, if it’s beneficial to have Italian Mobsters working for an American Crew then why not have American Mobsters working for an Italian Crew.

It might prove interesting sending some of those classless pieces of shit over to the old country and then have them returned to Jersey after a season or two a little different, a little more refined and a little less provincial?

What you never pondered that?

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u/Glittering_Text812 — 5 days ago

Since Terry Doria “Borrowed” $20,000 From Vito It Got Me Thinking How Vito Could Even Enforce Him Or Anyone In Any Of The Crews To Pay Him Given His NC Status.

It almost seems like there would just be a license to steal from him. Lets just say that Doria told Vito to f-off and Vito attacks him or has someone else do it then it would be like a non made guy attacking a made guy and that’s a death sentence.

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u/Glittering_Text812 — 5 days ago

Camella Should’ve Forked Over Half Of Her Bullshit From Under Cupboard

Everytime I watch the episode “Chasing It” I always think that when Carmella reaches under the cupboar, that she’s getting Tony’s money. Is it just me.

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u/Glittering_Text812 — 5 days ago

Bernie Madoff Over Here… Tony Came In Bad Faith

In the episode “Second Coming” it’s made to appear at the sit down with NewYork that Tony is being reasonable and open minded but it was a farce on his part and the writer/directors’ part.

It you pay attention to what Tony is actually getting upset about you realize just how far gone he is locked in that head of his. He’s actually trying to conflate a human moment in the hospital with getting a better deal on killing off the people and wild life of New Jersey with asbestos. And the pill containers were mostly busted so him offering not to charge him was an even bigger farce.

The scene only made Tony look like the good guy because Phil was being reserved when he shouldn’t and all you see is Tony emoting over not getting his way. You see where I’m going with this?

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u/Glittering_Text812 — 5 days ago

Did Paulie Collect During Covid

Paulie is a known germaphobe so I don’t know what he’d do. I think his greed and his love of the life would win in the end and probably curtail a lot of his phobia in the balance. But then again anything is possible.

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u/Glittering_Text812 — 6 days ago
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You Ask Italians In The Old Country They Won’t Even Let Ricciones Near Babies Or Infants. They’re Reptiles With Hair

I don‘t even touch my shoe laces. Think about all the piss that gets on them in a public urinal.

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u/Glittering_Text812 — 6 days ago
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In The End Fat Dom & His Pool Cue Went Their Separate Ways

I never really understood why he was busting balls the way he was except for the fact that he took part in the killing but wasn’t supposed to admit anything but now I realize that it was not only that but Fat Dom was actually wading his foot in the water seeing how far he thought he could go so he could bring up the pool cue which he himself probably used on Vito.

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u/Glittering_Text812 — 6 days ago
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Our True Enemies’ Face Has Been Revealed And She Is The Queen Of North Caldwell

If you don’t know what I mean just watch “Sopranos’ Home Movies” and you‘ll see Carmella spill wine on Tony just as he’s standing up for the dignity of his mother and then jumps in to break up the fight just as the ailing Tony is finally getting a handle on Bobby. No he wasn’t going to kill him “probably” but, he did need to knock him out.

Even in Tony’s frazzled and drunken state he was still careful enough to go from tenth to first gear when shoving Carmella away. Did she ever apologize on either front? No. In fact, she laughed about his mother and threw it in his face later. She didn’t even seem to have the discernment after AJ suicidal episode to see how stoic her husband had been through the years with the same level of depression and instead referred to it as a depression card.

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u/Glittering_Text812 — 7 days ago

Ganascolli Used The Only Weapon He Had “His Asshole”

Joe Ganascolli, in a last ditch effort to propel his acting career played the gay card which did garner him some attention in the short term but he failed to see one truth and that truth ultimately destroyed him. These narratives are almost always written to build up positive feedback of The LGBT Community but after that the public’s estimation plummeted all the way down to Raymond Navarro depths and that’s a lot of chalk.

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u/Glittering_Text812 — 7 days ago
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AJ, Help My Hands’ Caught In The Sink

In one of the unfilmed season 7 quarantine episodes in 2020 Carmella is cleaning the house mid afternoon in her negligee while a little stoned off edibles. and vodka. AJ‘s in his room giggling on reddit when he hears Carm screaming and rushes to help.

I wonder what happens then?

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u/Glittering_Text812 — 8 days ago