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Angela Bishop Was Dexter And Zoey Kreuger’s Unresolved Attraction

I always liked Zoey Krueger, she was just the sweetest sexiest killer on the show. Personally I think Dexter did her wrong. Anyway when we first see Angela and she’s frisking Dexter I was reminded of Zoey. It’s just like Hannah and Arthur Mitchel, Dexter just keeps coming down on the wrong people.

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u/Glittering_Text812 — 5 days ago
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Paulie Definitely Tried To Fuck Carmella After The Last Episode

I just know that with Tony out of the picture that Paulie would be all over Carmella and maybe even Meadow; leave it to Uncle Paulie heh heh heh.

With all the disrespect and threats from the boy king on top of having to duke over $100,000 to The Queen of North Caldwell Paulie is going to went some payback. If Ralphie can get away with doing Rosalie and Janice then what chance does Carmella have?

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u/Glittering_Text812 — 8 days ago
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Christopher Gave AJ A Noogie In The Hospital. That Was Never Made Right.

The only time I really wanted to see Tony put AJ through the wall was when Kelly and Caitlyn were at the house for dinner and AJ immediately started disrespecting Christopher’s memory by withdrawing from the gathering giving an impassioned speech on how the beef they were consuming had rat poison on it.

This speech accomplished two things, it ruined their meal and it minimized and trivialized the death of Christopher. It was worse than Phil Leotardo’s wife crying over her 47 year old tailor going blind.

That kid should’ve been beaten right there on the spot.

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u/Glittering_Text812 — 8 days ago
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How Beecher Got His Groove Back

I don’t get it, when I watched season 1 Beecher was a prag but took a shit on Schilinger getting his manhood back and then by season 3 he’s still a prag. It don’t compute.

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u/Glittering_Text812 — 8 days ago

I Wonder If Matsuka Knows Martial Arts

I figure if one deranged lab geek is a martial arts master then why wouldn’t his perverted Asian sidekick be one as well. I don’t ever remember seeing Matsuka get pushed around physically so maybe he’ll fight alongside Dexter or against him in season 3. Maybe a meowing cat will initiate the fight.

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u/Glittering_Text812 — 9 days ago
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Oz Should’ve Been Co-Ed.

That show would’ve been freaking awesome if it were a prison with men and women. The women could’ve been implanted with Norplant so pregnancy wouldn’t be an issue and the show would‘ve bern nothing but sex and violence plus some chicanery here and there.

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u/Glittering_Text812 — 10 days ago

Did Duncan Lose A Bit Of His Fashion Sense After Killing Connor Macleod?

Duncan always seemed a bit fashion oriented while Connor was more down to earth wearing sneakers so after Duncan killed his mentor I noticed that he fought Jakob Kell in a cheap looking leather jacket.

However after he killed Jakob Kell who himself was the definition of a gaudy monstrosity seemed to rehabilitate his sense of fashion plus a slight uptick opting for a white turtle neck while standing at Connor’s tombstone in Scotland.

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u/Glittering_Text812 — 12 days ago

I Don’t Care What then Writers Say Sully’s The Man That One That Bout!

There is no way in hell that Macleod beat Sully in that fight. Not only did Sully knock Duncan on the floor of coliseum from at least ten stories but Sully promptly jumped right over the balcony as well as if he had 666 quickenings under his belt.

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u/Glittering_Text812 — 13 days ago

The Vampire Intervention Of Russel Edgington

Steve Newlin the drinking sponsor: This is a non judgmental meeting, a carefrontation. Ok Nan tell Russel how his drinking and killing has adversely affected you.

Nan: I don’t write nothing down so I’m going to make this short and sweet. You’re weak you’re out of control and have become an embarrasement to Lilith and Vampires everywhere.

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u/Glittering_Text812 — 14 days ago

Bill Compton Sits At The Head Of The Table

I really hated it when Andy’s daughters were killed, no thanks to Sookie. However it wasn‘t just the premature demise or Andy never really seeing them grown up with all the ups and downs but the really horrible thing was Bill losing his family just after realizing that he had one to begin with.

To me that was his true death because it would’ve been great to see Bill Compton sitting at the dinner table with Andy, Portia, Terry and all his granddaughters teaching them about their family history and giving words of wisdom. That kind of ending in and of itself would‘ve been worth a dismal season 8.

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u/Glittering_Text812 — 15 days ago

Jackson Herveux: The Story Of A Man And His Trailer

I’ve got to say that I’ve always liked Jackson and frankly I didn't care for the incessant and many times unwarranted acts of disrespect that Alcide leveled at him.

Here‘s a guy who‘s definitely lost a lot in life and relegated for whatever reason to live out his days in a small trailer situated in what one can only describe as a dog pen. Even with that he was able to snag that young beautiful Werehooker away from all that money to stay with him.

If you had to be anybody on that show wouldn’t Jackson be the quiet choice?

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u/Glittering_Text812 — 15 days ago

Did Lettie Mae Have Erotic Dreams About Willa?

I guess by TrueBlood Rules she would have a few hot dreams about Willa. I’ve always wondered why we never saw Sookies’ dreams about Violet or Adilynns‘ Jessica dreams because you know fair is fair but I don’t know what would be funnier between the dreams Lettie Mae would have or her reaction when she woke up and went about her day. I wonder how weird she would act around Willa afterwards?

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u/Glittering_Text812 — 16 days ago

Who Has A Time Machine Because A Few Salacious Scenes Need To Be Redone

That scene with Eric and Nora in the storage container needed at least another five to ten minutes and a little more explicit and the werewolves feeding on Bill on the car needs to be replaced with Jessica or maybe Pam. Even on their bras those scenes would’ve been on constant rewind.

I like these types of shows but I hate the agenda driven sex scenes aspect. I‘m just of the opinion that you don’t need to diminish one aspect of sexuality in order to bolster the enticement of another. Love and sex scenes should be filmed to the standards that the viewers want and should never be filmed consequetively. It’s like fine dining with an Amuse-Bouche between entrees where as in tv and movies you have a buffer scene.

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u/Glittering_Text812 — 17 days ago

Hadley I Want My Hadley!!!!

Damn I can’t believe that over the million times that I’ve watched the show I didn’t realize that Queen Sophie and Hadley were in a relationship on top not even realizing that it was Hadley walking in her panties and garter belt into the Queens bedroom. It’s nice to know that you can be surprised sometimes.

Anyway I’ve got to say that their relationship might have been more authentic than Bill and Sookie because Hadley‘s blood was not Fairie and since Hadley was not a telepath the inner quiet that a vampire could provide was not a factor. Just as Bill said to Sookie at the end of season 5 “What The Fuck Do You Know About Me Anyway!?”

If lesbians love scenes were ever going to happen on that show those are ones I think most people would want to see.

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u/Glittering_Text812 — 17 days ago

Did Any Newscaster Or More Especially Female Newcaster Refer To Vincent Pastore As Big Pussy?

I found one broadcast and the woman struggled to give his actual name on the show when it would’ve been much easier to say big pussy coming out of her mouth.

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u/Glittering_Text812 — 17 days ago

Andy and Jessica The Romance That Never Happened

How those two never got together I‘ll never know? When those two had their interactions in the basement and at the wake for Alcide I saw what should’ve organically turned into passionate moments. I don’t know if that would have culminated into anything but as an audience we were deprived of a nice side storyline.

As odd as it may sound they made a lot more sense than Hoyt or Andy‘s girlfriend.

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u/Glittering_Text812 — 19 days ago

Lafeyette Gave The Ultimate F.U. To Sookie

After Sookie told Alcide and her brother about killing Alcide’s girlfriend Lafeyette tried to kill her by cursing her car. Of course the excuse is that Lafeyette is possessed by a demon but the Alcide’s wake/party was all Lafayette.

Going behind her back and planning a party for her deceased boyfriend was just a scummy thing to do. If it wasn’t then he would have run it by her first.
I guess it could tie in with what Lafeyette said how Sookie always survived but what a trail of bodies she leaves behind.

I was actually going to complain that there was never any kind of hug or affection between Sookie and Jackson at the party but maybe he blamed her too.
The whole thing was strange with alot of unresolved feelings.

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u/Glittering_Text812 — 19 days ago

Does Jackson Herveux Live On A Werewolf Reservation?

Jackson said that the werewolves gave him that trailer with the small caged in area so I guess that means that he still lives around his old pack.

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u/Glittering_Text812 — 19 days ago

Sookie & Adilynn Drank Blood From Girl Vamps But Alas No Dreams.

Sookie sucked blood out of Violet and Adilynn sucked blood out of Jessica so we should be seeing some lesbian sex dreams right? We never saw any of those dreams and I think it would’ve been funny to see them acting weird around the vamps after the fantasies happened.

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u/Glittering_Text812 — 19 days ago