So, the DNR made a post on Facebook recently about a federal excise tax on archery equipment that benefits conservation projects.
Random backwoods Bubba in the comments: "Guess I'm gonna buy my equipment out of state from now on."
Just think, these people are allowed to vote.
By shitting the bed against the Portland Timbers for the second time in as many weeks, You have just set a record for most straight losses for not just the franchise, but for all teams to carry the name Seattle Sounders going all the way back to the OG NASL team of the 70s.
But, they had such a decent start to the season, What happened?
What happened? A strength and conditioning team that makes Dr. Nick look competent, two out of three designated players spending more time on the injured list that they do on the pitch, a General Manger that would rather trade away players and international roster spots for Garberbucks, than to I don't know, look for some talent, perhaps? and an owner who'd rather think about moving the team to Renton than opening up the goddamned wallet to attract some talent.
STOP PUNCHING US IN THE DICK AND SELL THE FUCKING TEAM, HANAUER.
Which Doctor did Pelia hang out with?
My headcanon says Either Six or Ten.
It seems like this is also the time of year that we always have everyone and their brother hurt. Has this team made any significant changes to the strength and conditioning staff to keep these midseason injuries from happening?
Little guy was sunning himself next to the Little Peshtigo river
Cue all the backwoods Bubbas and barstool biologists calling for the extermination of wolves.
Of course the rich wakeboating assholes are lawyering up and suing.
Ban wakeboating statewide.
The singer was singing in a British accent in character as a little boy named Nigel. He has a puppy that he loves playing with. He discovers his father's pistol, eats some of his Dad's "special plants" and accidentally kills his puppy with the aforementioned pistol.
I've been having a devil of a time trying to remember the name of the song and the artist.