u/Healthy_Parfait_2607 — reddlx

Today, someone named Friend went inside me... I was genuinely so scared that I had never experienced pregnancy before that guy was insane. So, I went to the doctor to remove him from my body. The name of the doctor was Dr. Dee W Gaster he had green skin because of a disease called "snew" anyway, they had to remove Friend from out of my body with the way people give birth if the mom has trouble with getting out of the baby during pregnancy. Dr. Dee took him out and took Friend to the police. The name of the officer was Ann Dye or something, Ann took an IMAGE of FRIEND and put him into the jail cell, thank goodness. I said to myself. By them, it was already late. That was enough to make my day the worst day ever, but then something weird happened again. It started snowing... At this time of day? In this part of the country? I said to myself. Before, I was interrupted by someone named No L Holiday or something she said she was gonna snowgrave every girl so she could kiss them all. Suddenly, someone called Tony came to stop her from snowgraving everyone. Tony was a smart guy he had a lot of tricks to take down No L's ice magic. He's like some kinda of "Tricky Tony," and he had 2 dogs named Spamtong because it liked eating spam, and the other one was named Tenma. Then, No L retreated in some kind of "Bergentruck" and drove away while mumbling about some kind of "Rlaring Knight in glow in the dark armor." Honestly, I'm just glad that I survived that holy shit.