u/HeroForTheBeero

• When DJs talk on the mic too much
• When DJs don’t say anything the whole set
• When people are recording and not dancing
• When people dance way too much and bump into me
• When people fan clack off beat
• When people fan clack on beat
• When people talk on the dancefloor
• When people don’t acknowledge the people around them
• When people chant for too long
• When people stop chanting when I’m still going so I look like an IDIOT
• When guys put their girlfriend on their shoulder
• When guys don’t put me on their shoulder
• When people give me trash disguised as “gift”
• When I go a whole night without getting anything
• When undercovers try to sell me drugs
• When people don’t by my drugs because I “look like an undercover”
• When girls dress “comfy” instead of slutty
• When people come into the crowd and stand right in front of me
• When people don’t stand near me cause I “stink”
• When people stink
• When people get too fucked up
• When people are sober
• When people have couches in the crowd
• When people keep running into my couch in the crowd
• When the lasers are too intense and distract from the music
• When there’s not enough visuals cuz “it’s about the music”
• When the crowd is too young
• When there’s too many old people in the crowd(time to grow up 🙄)
• When influencers make content at the function
• When I don’t get any views on my content from the function :(

Did I miss anything ?

8 tm RB/ 2WR/ TE/ FLX/ SF/ 2IDP
1.5 TEP / 1 PPR RB/ .5 WR
IDP 6 pt sack & INT, 2 pt tackle

Free league for funsies. Which players other than the obvious will have immediate impact & which wouldn’t be a good pick for redraft?

Curious where Mendoza goes as he may not play for a lot of the year. I drafted Lemon & KCC so far. Probably should grab a TE & RB my next 2 picks. Feel like pretty much every team will have players that barely play starting & RB is kinda risky with no guaranteed starters besides Love & Price. IDP is jacked but with the 2 pt tackle as long as I can snag a full time LB they’ll score a lot, probably waiting on that with more depth at the position.

League is silly but it’s just for kicks. Any advice appreciated!

Hey all, I’m not a beginner to poker but just started really studying seriously and playing online. Curious about a few strategies from winning players.

When you’re in a game with very nitty players, do you up your aggression Preflop and try to steal flops? It can be frustrating to have most premium hands get folded on most of the time & I notice I can usually steal with a pre flop raise bluff at a profitable rate. The tables are usually a grind, another option is just wait for a very strong hand and for an opponent to have something strong as well to build a big pot or all in pre flop with the best equity. Can take ages but in my experience is a quick way to get a lot of value. Last option is just moving tables to find more fishy players.

How often do you bluff/ try to steal pots? In tight games seems a bit easier to bluff players off post flop at any sign of weakness and I’ve noticed for the most part the bets tell a good story for most opponents. Alternatively, I see a lot of pre flop raisers not wanted to get off premium hands when they whiff a flop & try to use that to my advantage.

How often are you moving tables? I like to learn my opponents which takes some time but I think I can get better about more quickly moving from tables that are too tight and slow to increase profitability.

One area I know I need to study is bet sizing. Haven’t read enough about it and tend to go off feeling and instinct rather than tried & true strategy.

Open to book/ learning suggestions! I tend to play a few hours* a day about half the week. Really enjoying playing and learning and interested in any other strategy or lessons learned in addition to the questions asked. Thanks for you time! I know I have a lot to learn but it’s been a fun journey so far & looking forward to continually working on my game.

Did you send it for the top guys & spend 60-70(30-35%) each on some high end assets? Did you go more value oriented & grab more players in the 25-45 range for a deeper lineup? Do you attribute it to “luck” getting JSN/ Maye for a steal?

I know top RBs had and insane year so imagine a lot of people that got Bijan/ CMC/ Gibbs/ JT had strong teams. I really like auction for redraft and just wondering if there’s any info we can reasonably use from league winners last year(or any recent years).

I thought I got a steal in SF with Lamar & Hurts for 70 total. Obviously they both dissapointed. I had cook rice & jsn so I had a good season but got murked round 1 when I played against ETN & TLaw who had their best games ever.. Not much you can do about that lol.

Did you send it for the top guys & spend 60-70(30-35%) each on some high end assets? Did you go more value oriented & grab more players in the 25-45 range for a deeper lineup? Do you attribute it to “luck” getting JSN/ Maye for a steal?

I know top RBs had and insane year so imagine a lot of people that got Bijan/ CMC/ Gibbs/ JT had strong teams. I really like auction for redraft and just wondering if there’s any info we can reasonably use from league winners last year(or any recent years).

I thought I got a steal in SF with Lamar & Hurts for 70 total. Obviously they both dissapointed. I had cook rice & jsn so I had a good season but got murked round 1 when I played against ETN & TLaw who had their best games ever.. Not much you can do about that lol.

I’m in a crazy league where the draft was stopped after 2 rounds and the rest of the players are on waivers. I have 8 spots to fill with 10k faab and struggling with what to budget. I want to get some good players to avoid early elimination but I want to have some funds for when big names drop to waivers to build a super team for late game.

It’s 32 team so we’re in the 64+ ranking range, only Geno left for QBs (SF). What would yall bid on guys like Fannin, Kraft, Rice, Smith, Egbuka and lower guys like Pierce, Monty etc that won’t make the Final Cut(hopefully) it’s .75 TEP. Ideally I’d be replacing guys like Smith & Buka with top 10 WR by the end of the season if I make it, so if I blow 1k each on 4-5 of the top options that’ll make it tough to land the big names as they fall to waivers.

Should I target more of the lower end guys to fill a roster cheap and save the 1k+ bids for the roster locks? Or just go for it and try to skate to mid season and hope everyone’s budget is hurting at that point.

Doing a 32 team chopped league with some crazy settings, bonus items, sabotage, punishments etc.

It’s SF so I had to go QB round 1, picking middle of the pack. 10k faab available, what’s your strategy for faab budget?

I’m thinking of being aggressive week 1/2 and trying to spend half or a little more on the top few players depending on who’s available to get ahead of the rest of the league and avoid early elimination, then be a little more selective for the rest of the season. Thoughts on this? What % of faab would you throw at locked in starters? It’s start 10

Full punted my startup draft, 5 27 1sts, 5 2nds & 4 28 1sts. Tate, Tyson, Price, Lemon, KC are my noteable players, definitely getting the 1.01. Would you do either if the law deals to acquire Nabers?

Tank team, 5 27 1sts and 4 28(& 5 27 2nds). Offered Nabers for Tate & Tyson. I’m not fully on board because I feel like Nabers value is close to the top and Tate/ Tyson have a chance to rise considerably. I wanted to do Tate & a 27 1st but we’d have to work out a 3 way because he’s not looking for picks. If we don’t get that done would you take the original deal?

Watching them on offense pass the ball to each other while attacking is one of the smoothest teams I’ve ever seen. Granted I don’t watch a ton of soccer but I don’t know if I’ve ever seen more effortlessly connection between players. I know we’re not a favorite but are they actually nasty or am do I just need to watch more soccer? Any other teams in the cup that are notably smooth on offense? It’s really fun to watch them.