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Why didn't Keith Moon and John Bonham drum for Bob Dylan's Rough and Rowdy Ways Tour? If they did they'd probably still be alive today like Jim Keltner.
▲ 6 r/BobDylanCircleJerk

Why didn't Keith Moon and John Bonham drum for Bob Dylan's Rough and Rowdy Ways Tour? If they did they'd probably still be alive today like Jim Keltner.

u/HighWaterSheriff — 18 hours ago
▲ 18 r/beatlescirclejerk

If I win this do you think it would be ok if I skip the concert and just meet Ringo backstage after for five minutes? I don't give a shit about his music or The Beatles.

I just want the free hotel and flights. I guess we could talk about Thomas the Tank Engine but I don't know anything else worthwhile he's done.

u/HighWaterSheriff — 3 days ago
▲ 6 r/BobDylanCircleJerk

Letters Never Read #30: Literally Who to Literally Who, exclusive to Patreon members of Bob "I thought he died years ago?" Dylan

I doubt even Bob reads these things.

u/HighWaterSheriff — 14 days ago
▲ 56 r/BobDylanCircleJerk

Wait until this guy hears about Bob Dylan with his 600 songs, 2.5 hits (0.4%).

The half is that song nobody except anoraks knew until Adele covered it.

u/HighWaterSheriff — 15 days ago
▲ 267 r/carscirclejerk

I need an economical car that shows I have completely given up on life and I derive pleasure only in being hateful and insufferable. Are these my best options?

Options: 2015 Nissan Bastard, 2015 Skoda Dismal, 2015 Dacia Margarine, 2017 MG WC TPiSS. Am I missing anything?

u/HighWaterSheriff — 27 days ago
▲ 28 r/BobDylanCircleJerk

/uj How do you cope with the astronomical standards that go along with being a Bob Dylan fan? All other lyrics are just so inferior and rudimentary by comparison, it's like comparing cavemen drawings to Leonardo Da Vinci.

I mean, this is the man who wrote "wiggle like a bowl of soup". Shakespeare would have killed for such a line.

u/HighWaterSheriff — 30 days ago
▲ 1.5k r/RockOfLove+4 crossposts

Bret Michaels net worth: $20 million. Solo album budget: 20 cents

An impressive level of crappiness from a guy who had a successful music career in the 80s-90s

u/DjPersh — 28 days ago
▲ 1.2k r/CasualUK

Evri have devised a very clever method of never having to call back customers of a popular adult toy website.

LHG stands for Love Honey Group. They might never deliver it at this rate but there's absolutely no way I'm describing the contents of that package for the amusement of the hairy arsed bloke in the warehouse who would receive the ticket.

u/HighWaterSheriff — 1 month ago
▲ 158 r/carscirclejerk

The 2007 prototype Lada Riva was absolutely stunning. Why did this futuristic variant not enter production?

The most beautiful and seamless mix of classic and modern aesthetics I have ever witnessed.

u/HighWaterSheriff — 1 month ago
▲ 45 r/PinkFloydCircleJerk

Stark reminder there was a time when £1 was a lot of money to David Gilmour.

I'm glad his fortunes changed. Money, it's a gas. Shame he lost the great hair.

u/HighWaterSheriff — 2 months ago