u/Historical-Buff777

"It's just heartbreaking to see all of those faces with absolutely no hope," said one of the orphans.

Those who understand binary and those who don't.

The parasite replies, "Well you're not a very good host."

Because it was polar!

Newton’s First Law: A body at rest will remain at rest.

A pain in the flask.

A photo-synthesis finish!

A prism guard.

Librarian: "Yes, it's right over there."

Man: (browsing the indicated shelf) "This one?"

Librarian: "No, under that. No no, to the left. Just a bit up... Oh you've gone too far..."

Fruit flies like a banana

but I mist.

The forester responds, “Yeah, and you’ll dialogue.”

The man asks the bartender about the dog.
The bartender says, “Yeah, he’s a Bordeaux collie.”

Everything goes downhill from there.

It really sucked.

The bartender says, “Should I put it on your bill?”
The duck says, “That’s never been funny.”

Someone asks them, “Come here often?”
One of them says, “Periodically.”

I am not naiive and I understand there is an Organization for Arab countries but this organization has never been effective. I am asking about why don’t some Arab countries start a serious process of unification using the European Union model. It doesn’t have to be full unification or common currency from day 1 but something like free trade for some number of years. Followed by free movement for another number of years. Followed by some kind of economic integration, unified currency, ……. Some serious process with a defined and public timeline that leads to creating a serious unified block in, say, 20-30 years. We as Arabs have way more in common and way less in animosity and disparity in economic powers than European countries but they managed to create a meaningful block. Why don’t we?

They sent me straight to the penne-tentiary.

because all the good ones Argon.