u/JacksonNBronstein

First I want to clear up a few things. I have offered our president the ability to change anything with the charter, to which they have not done anything. This is directly related to the fact that they want to leave the UEN (became they don’t like the charter.) Also, the reason they can leave like this without the populace even voting is because when writing the charter, we didn’t want to take any more powers away from countries, and left y’all with ridiculous amounts of power that any reasonable person wouldn’t give. Hence, I am resigning as vice president and will not be returning to government until they realise their folly and rejoin the UEN. I am still going to be here but will not be in politics from now on. Anyways, I am only waiting for u/Krismommy to vote in Urinevision, then I can release the results. Anyways, goodbye for now. Feel free to ask me anything.

Obviously it can’t be the jury results because people are there so they can’t just give their results, plus they give televote as well.

As of today, the jurors (u/ReviverofSucks and u/MassTransitGO) have received all the songs and are giving their points now. On October 1st, all the 10 competing songs will be published. Televoting opens the 4th and closes the 11th. Results will be revealed on the Reddit and Discord servers at 02:00 BST on October 12th.

This time, after the scandal of June’s televoting, we’re switching to an equal mix of two juries, one internal and one external. Want to be a juror? Here are some requirements!

1. Not participating in Urinevision
2. 2a. Be from the Wee Wee Bush if on the internal jury
3. 2b. Be a tourist if on the external jury
4. Have weed in a bush before (this is suggested)

We are one delegate short for the UEN charter convention between 23:00 BST today to 02:00 BST tomorrow. Anyone want to help? Sign up here to represent the WWB: https://discord.gg/wX54t736R

Recently, the Wee Wee Bush joined the United E-Nations, a group of polsims (political simulations) on Reddit and Discord. We however apologise for not being more transparent about what exactly is going on in this server. As of now, we have created a Reddit so we can share everything that happens around. Our delegates are me and High Marker (just to note that.) Anyways, if you have any questions feel free to discuss it on the Reddit provided and we will be occasionally cross posting important things here. The link to the Reddit is https://www.reddit.com/r/United\_ENations/s/77bBvsw8DI

BTW: if you thought this was going to be some crazy mod story, sorry for disappointing you. This is still important so don’t just ignore this please.

I personally think it’s the Hulk because of that car which was clearly not the fastest on the grid and Antonelli’s, despite being impressive, was in the fastest car fighting against a lot of people with slow cars.

I am 18+ but SFW only please. I already moderate r/weeweebush, r/found_wwb_member, r/urinevision, and r/United_ENations. No idea what else to write but will add more details in the comments.

Next week I am hosting an SCS-adjacent filler contest called FCF 55. The rules of submissions are:

1. It must be a song
2. It must be available online
3. No politically sensitive singers

So basically you can send everything and anything you want. Anyways, submissions are open from now until next Monday at 06:00 EDT. More details will be announced in the comments.

Our new state broadcast channel is called UBC (Urinevision Broadcasting Channel) and it will eventually include these channels:

UBC News (I’ve gotten in touch with Mass Transit GO, otherwise I will find a new person)
UBC Weather (Waiting for NFP decision on anchor)
UBC Sport (Waiting for NFP decision on anchor)
UBC General (me)

Please vote in the comments or DMs (whichever you feel better about.) I would like to have about 20 voters so please vote and there is pretty much no time limit because of this.