Image 1 — What has 79 wheels and flies? Still, a garbage truck apparently.
Image 2 — What has 79 wheels and flies? Still, a garbage truck apparently.
▲ 12 r/aifails

What has 79 wheels and flies? Still, a garbage truck apparently.

The rationalisation is hilariously bad.

u/JeffSergeant — 5 days ago

Of course, Flint Lockwood from Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs is the primary 'Flint'..

u/JeffSergeant — 13 days ago
▲ 187 r/DeTrashed

Detrashed the local playing field with my daughter.

Lots of water bottles and energy drink cans, and lots of assorted plastic wrapping. Most annoyingly, a few smashed glass bottles around the play equipment. Great to be able to stand in the middle of such a large area and not see any rubbish.

u/JeffSergeant — 2 months ago
▲ 213 r/mead

My airlock... melted.. wtf?

Transferred to secondary fermentation this afternoon, 3 hours later the airlock is bent over and the plastic is all soft and tearable..

It was on the normal fermentation shelf, moved to the window for the photo. No lights around there or heat sources.

I knew this was a strong batch, but didn't think it was that strong! Any theories?

u/JeffSergeant — 3 months ago
▲ 7 r/TWD

Is East (6x15) The first time anyone ever comments on...

... the decomposition level of a walker? While out looking for Carol, Morgan says "This one can't have been dead for more than a day" or something like that; I've always thought it would be something they'd comment on, as recently dead would be a sign of people living in the area etc, and I think this is the only time I've seen it done in the whole show so far.

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u/JeffSergeant — 3 months ago
▲ 61 r/mead

Super proud of the natural clarity! Traditional local honey brew

Second brew, used local spring canola honey and backsweetened with a little local wildflower honey but only to 1.05, so still dry.

Added a little homemade smoked oak extract and it's very palatable!

This bottle was the first off, some of the last ones picked up a bit more residue, but they're in swingtops and will be used first anyway.

u/JeffSergeant — 4 months ago

Heathery Breeze Alto Recorder (2 ways)

Appreciate any feedback as usual. I'm sure the visualisation on the video will be contentious, I just needed something for youtube to let me upload it!

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u/JeffSergeant — 4 months ago

Any recommendation for a brand-name or at least high-street V2L connector?

I don't think MG sell an 'official' connector but I'd really like to NOT buy a 'KERJEECLFOOFL' branded connector from Amazon and burn my car down.

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u/JeffSergeant — 4 months ago
▲ 8 r/mead

1st attempt at a bochet. Planned to be a 'Christmas cake' mead

I read the warnings so boiled the honey outside on a propane burner, got some funny looks from the neighbours cooking in welding gloves, but they definitely saved me from some splashes!

1.5kg of the cheapest honey in Aldi, 150g dates (an organic pack with no phosphates), and 150g mixed currants. Using lalvin 71b, its never needed any help so far, if not have some nutrient on standby.

Plan to add cinnamon nutmeg and allspice once fermentation is complete, then transfer to secondary when the flavour is right.

OG ~ 1.080, but lots of fruit so who knows exactly where it will finish up!

Hopefully will be drinkable by Christmas!

u/JeffSergeant — 4 months ago
▲ 2 r/findthatsong+1 crossposts

Little bluesy riff/tune I have stuck in my head . I'm afraid that's all I know.

Any pointers or guesses would be appreciated! Recorded on treble/alto recorder, as that's what I have to hand; tempted to say It maybe a trumpet or sax piece but that might be leading you astray, honestly could be from anywhere.

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u/JeffSergeant — 4 months ago