u/Lanky_Bobcat_6021

i went swimming at the community pool with my boyfriend today and while we were sitting in the lounge chairs sunbathing this guy walked by wearing skin-tight trunks who had the biggest dick i’d ever seen- yall ever seen that episode of spongebob with the worms? it was like that. anyway i was just so taken aback i said to my boyfriend, “wow! look at the size of that guy’s rod! i’ve never seen one so big and thick!” and my boyfriend’s face immediately fell. i started trying to explain that i was just in shock and not at all turned on by that guy’s giant cock but for some reason he just wouldn’t believe me! i tried telling him it’s the same as if he saw a lady with like, size M titties and commented on it i wouldn’t even care. i’d probably comment on her titties too!

sad girl dinner since my boyfriend isn’t talking to me anymore right now. and he’s refusing to go back to the public pool with me, which really puts a damper on the rest of my summer plans

coffee
content warning talks of actual death

earlier i scrolled past a youtube video with my boyfriend and i said “i fucking hate oliver tree and his stupid hair. if there was one celebrity i wish i could kill it’d be him” (really sorry to all oliver tree fans.)

and he literally got into a helicopter accident??? 6 people dead??? rest in peace to everyone involved and i hope their families all find peace in this time as well. it’s very sad

but actually what a fucking wild coincidence. i can’t tell anyone irl about this without sounding crazy but i can’t stop thinking about it so i’m telling you girls instead. what else am i supposed to do with that information

“oh y also bad bunny!”

feat trixie, latrice and kim chi

i was inspired by u/ageofviolet. thanks for posting the og! i felt it was missing something…. (trixie’s screeching)

i’m trying this new thing where whenever i have a craving for junk food, i just drink a whole bottle of wine instead. liquid calories don’t count and my budding alcoholism is cheaper than my previous junk food addiction! bushel of bananas for scale. they’re too high in sugar.

did anyone else CRY like a baby during this lip sync?? literally such a hard watch. everything she must have been feeling 💔 i can’t help but feel bad for her in that moment ugh it’s literally gut wrenching 😭 and alexis’s reaction too is just 💔 i can’t! i love her

someone else’s ian and mickey pride post inspired me to share this edit i made when i first started watching shameless years ago :) i love these gays! happy pride month

also, i finally got around to rebodying her onto an s1 body! been loving her even more with articulation

we’re watching rupaul’s drag race today

hi!! does anyone own this crewneck or another one from trixie’s shop who can tell me how the fit runs? is it loose fitting or true to size? thanks for any input!

ssb is my favorite update the black cage EATS

what happens in the factory with these specific dolls 😭 i’ve never seen one come out of the box not looking like a well loved very played with secondhand doll. poor lala

my local stores only have the courtside buried secrets dolls still so im ISO her to purchase 🙏🏼 if anyone has any leads or has an extra!

i love my boyfriend!! so grateful for all my ghouls!! i ordered a new shelf for them <3

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collector’s edition heather came today! i got her on sale for $18 so i couldn’t pass her up 🫣 she’s got really wonky bangs lol i’ll have to trim them but other than that she’s super cute. i love her little septum piercing, i wish it was apart of her other face molds!! her legs are a little bit stiff and hard to move but i really just plan on keeping her posed on the shelf so she should be okay 🙏🏼