u/Local_Indication_941

I mean it's preety self explanatory from a dudes perspective but yeah do every guy feel the same

I 17M almost 18 went to my ancestral village in konkan to my house in pune as my whole extended family came to the village for my grandmothers death 1 year ceremony (varsha shradda) we came in our car me and my family all the stuff of ceremony happened and when the time of going came since all my cousins came and me being a single child consider my cousins as my siblings 😝 idk if the think the same or not

So when time for return came i refused since my fav

cousin form bnglr and his family were staying for another day and I said I'll come by TRAVELS (WORST DECISION) if ya don't know what they mean basically sleeper buses ok

I enjoyed malvan with my cousin came the time to go back THIS IS WHEN I FUCKED UP

let me explain you the rows there is on a travels one row of single sleeper on the left and double sleeper big beds on the right and there are two floors of this

ON REDBUS YOU CAN BOOK A SINGLE MALE SEAT ON THE DOUBLE SLEEPER SIDE ROW and i booked it as it was cheaper than the single bed on the left side and I was so full of myself about saving money little did I know

13 hr journey i entered at 8:00 pm ish the bus to my seat nobody there the stranger let's call him ( piddy) who's gonna sleep beside me didn't came he yes he ( why am I shocked ofcourse it's a he 😭) he got in four stops later at 9:30 pm ish and i was chilling and bit annoyed as I don't fit even if I am lying straight in that bed and its preety uncomfortable I got out let him in he was in his mid 30's i guess he was pot bellied and was almost taklu haivan was under my shoulder in terms of height probably 5'8 ish i address him as dada (bhaiya in hindi)

and we talked and I agreed with his political views just to make him stop talking but I liked the guy was interesting and made me feel like a MISOGYNISTIC UNCLE

AT 12:00 AM ish the bus stops at a hotel the usual hotel at every route where every buss travels stops and you come out eat and stuff i got out ate with piddy ordered stuff and ate the tiffins got from our families i went to the washroom came out to see piddy smoking in the dark with another unc I was like ok cool you do you mf this is the last stop the bus will not take long stops only at stops in the route and the last stop pune

The first rule of travels it's that they shake and tumble like hell but somehow aakh lag jati hai but you'll wake up at random timess throughout night when a speedbraker hits wrong

At the time i slept piddy i guess was watching shit on his Facebook at night

At i guess 3:30 AM ish i woke up cramped cause my fucking legs hurt and the fucking ac caused cramps and all in my feet I FELT SOMETHING RUBBING ON MY LOWER BACK THROUGH THE BEDSHEET AND YES YOU'RE RIGHT IT WAS THAT 😭😭 AGHH YUCK YUCK YUCK YUCK

I THINK WE PASSED JEJURI AND PUNE WAS STILL TWO HOURS LONG the second i felt i freezed i couldn't think but all i could do was fight but i didn't idk why so I jolted up opened the curtain on my side took my bag near my leg I looked dow wore my shoe said whispering enough for him to hear tuzya aachya gandit deng tuzya. (Marathi people do translate):(and just kicked TIMES IDK WHERE THEY LANDED (hope on his dik ) BUT I JUST HEARD GRUNT NOISES atp four or five beds were empty as there passengers got off on there cities

I got on an single upper Deck bed and pulled the curtains and slept i didn't knew what to make of this but glad i kicked that bastard as I woke up around 7:30 ish that nga was gone and i got off on my stop

TLDR - 17 M on a sleeper bus ride while sharing my bed with a 30 + year old unc woke up past midnight to finding that nga dry humping my ass kicked him in his nuts and went home safe 🕊️ 🕊️

And before you ask i scored low in boards due to jee and cet prep thinking of taking direct admission or through management in comp sci or economics does anyone have any idea

Like the Main question will be will it be gender neutral like girls and boys are being drafted equally and also Ik I am going

Last post was impulse one ok like should each guy try a period simulator to know how it feels or

Like the simulator is not up to the mark of the real deal

Idk bro have friends from all relegion and it's a great and unique experience that only our country can give (sound like I am writing a essay for boards) but like it's preety chill not fuled by new channel one sided rage

Aur batao subhe subhe mood fuck ho gya yeh sawal sunn ke

It's preety self explanatory but yeah do explain

18 M gf nahi hai situationship type (fwb) hai ladki ke sath toh whatever judge kar sakhte ho back to the point usko mai dekh kar phase nahi bata sakta but mood se red zone mai lag rahi hai ig so I wanna know how to treat her in those 4-5 days mujhe sirf scientific knowledge hai

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And like empathy and consoling is something i or any dude for that matter is good at and I don't wanna say the wrong thing and i know i will obviously unintentionally say ( yeh Rona dhona har mahine karti hai kya 💀💀 as a joke ik you girls won't find the joke in it )

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What i know-

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four phases luteal, menstruation(sar phod dungi ) , follicular, and hawasi ovulation (10th me ratta mara tha abhi tak yaad he ) aur dark chocolate cocaine hoti hai menstruation me

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I heard Your train of blood and misery sometimes gets late and thats a bad thing cause now the period is gonna last longer right or wrong??

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You people get acne and mood swings and cramps and stuff and lower back pain (so you turn into a

Ganji chudail get it because of the hair fall things 🤣🤣 I searched for this stuff )

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Girl I am not making fun of your misery but like humour is the best way to cope some might disagree but anyway i wanna know how to have basic empathy and like how to not overdo it and also not being a complete jerk and just tell her to suck it up

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If you didn't realised it yet I am harsh with words or should I say blunt and i don't see any wrong with it but I can see how it will hit someone who is constantly getting cramps and all kinds of stuff so like should I just shut up ?

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Jai aurat --

Me (17M) being fucking around this summer and, voila, I met a girl at my cousin's house party through my mutual female friend. She (X) was that mutual friend's friend.

We met, the vibes matched, we did stuff, and now we've been balling for the past month or so. It's been great and everything was rainbows and sunshine.

She comes from a very chill family, and I met her parents. They are the coolest parents I've ever met. Like, her father—dude. She casually brought my ass to her house, I had breakfast with her dad, and he was actually a dude.

Like, dude, OMG. Unc has watched Wolf of Wall Street and every fucking Hollywood movie that we idealize.

(Now take a deep breath.)

My family? I'm a single child of two parents, aka STRICT PARENTS. My dad has no say in the house. I mean, dude, he is the "MAN OF THE HOUSE," but whatever my mom says is pathar ki lakir. Turns out I'm kind of a mama's boy. (Not really, like, mama didn't raise no bitch.) But she's the typical "boy mom" you see on reels and stuff.

And X has kind of become my second mom. (I don't know why girls do this. Maybe it's their way of loving.)

The thing is, I know they're gonna clash badly. She lives in my mamu's society, and my cousin is friends with her, so I know she's gonna be around. She's also the kind of girl who's not afraid to show affection in public.

And worse—my mom doesn't know a thing about her.

So what should I do? Tell my mom the truth?

Because, knowing her, she'll make a big fuss about it, and my dad doesn't come save me in these situations.

And I'm also scared about X. How will I explain strict parents to her? I mean, I'm not even official with the girl, but I know she's attached.

So what should I do? Am I wasting her time?

For context, we discussed being FWB from the start.

Tl,dr - Met a girl, caught feelings despite the "FWB" plan, her parents are cool as fuck and already treat me like a human being. My mom would probably launch a investigation if she found out. Girl is attached, I'm attached, and I'm trying to figure out whether to tell my mom, explain strict Indian parents to the girl, or keep praying the universe delays the boss fight. 😭

Definition of f around and find out on a gedi at night with my friends (one of them is a snake nerd and knows how to handle them) near a unbuilt compound we see this guy slithering like a noodle escaping my friend asked pakdega kya I was like pakdu he was like pakad BOOOOOOM put all. My snakes in the city knowledge in my hand grabbed it by its tail but the noodle didn't like my grip MF SWUNG AROUND AND BIT ME FUCKING FOUR TIMES ON FINGER AND MY FUCKING KNUCKLE I was to my friend AAI ZAVADYA GAAANDU TUNE BOLA NAHI KATEGA he started laughing then the noodle calmed down seeing me crash out and don't worry it's a common wolf snake not poisonous it's like a house gecko but like my friend is not my friend he is friend of snake and he gave me paranoia that there is a snake called COMMON KRAIT which looks the same got YOU DON'T FEEL ANYTHING IF IT BITES YOU IMAGINE BITING IT IN YOUR SLEEP

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ITS THE MOST VENOMOUS SNAKE IN FUCKING ASIA and worst of all I've seen it twice around my colony getting rescued atp i wanna move to new zealand

EDIT!!- BRO THERE IS A ACTUAL DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CHECKING OUT AND STARING GIRLS DO IT TOO

MADE ME THINK WHAT WOULD SUCH PEOPLE IN POWER WILL DO ?? Me 18M met a girl randomly as i was walking through my society with my female friend (her parents trust me with her and they know I am a friend and sent me out with her as a bodyguard or smth ) and the girls knew eachother and we were talking and then they started talking about makeup and stuff and girly stuff so I put my headphones on and walking behind them as we were walking to our usual icecream store in middle of the silent Verse before the drop of light flashing of kanye west i hear IF A GUY STARES AT YOUR BUTT WHEN YOU'RE IN YOUR MENSTRUAL PHASE HE NEEDS TO BE STABBED IN THE BACK (AND MY GIRL BESTFRIEND WASN'T EVEN LAUGHING SHE WAS NODDING HER HEAD I AM LIKE YE KYA BINA LOGIC KI BAAT HAI HOW WILL THE GUY KNOW WHAT PHASE ARE YOU IN ?? AND WHAT IF HE IS JUST CHECKING YOU OUT) I just was too stunned to speak and just we ate ice cream and she went to her society and on my way back with my bff when I ask her about that ?? she just brushed it off i mean like if she laughed i would have thought it was sarcasm or SMTH but she heard like she was preaching

MADE ME THINK WHAT WOULD SUCH PEOPLE IN POWER WILL DO Me 18M met a girl randomly as i was walking through my society with my female friend (her parents trust me with her and they know I am a friend and sent me out with her as a bodyguard or smth ) and the girls knew eachother and we were talking and then they started talking about makeup and stuff and girly stuff so I put my headphones on and walking behind them as we were walking to our usual icecream store in middle of the silent Verse before the drop of light flashing of kanye west i hear IF A GUY STARES AT YOUR BUTT WHEN YOU'RE IN YOUR MENSTRUAL PHASE HE NEEDS TO BE STABBED IN THE BACK (AND MY GIRL BESTFRIEND WASN'T EVEN LAUGHING SHE WAS NODDING HER HEAD I AM LIKE YE KYA BINA LOGIC KI BAAT HAI HOW WILL THE GUY WHAT PHASE ARE YOU IN KNOW AND WHAT IF HE IS JUST CHECKING YOU OUT) I just was too stunned to speak and just we are ice cream and she went to her society and on my way back with my bff when I ask her about that she just brushed it off i mean like

But lowkey fr why men with standards hated

Like me 18 M sitting in a group with my society friends and like it's 4 girls and two boys including me and baat chal Rahi hai about relationship preferences

I said i will never date a girl who smokes or drink or have any kind of addictions and if she has a body count of over 4 i wouldn't take the relationship seriously just as i said that I became the ABSOLUTE MISOGYNISTIC TWO FACE and like idgaf

I stand by my words no matter how beautiful she is if she smokes or drinks not for me for a long term relationship as I don't do that stuff myself

Edit- i genuinely believe standards and morals make someone more attractive not being a MAN WHORE OR A SLUT IS JUST LOW

Idk like even if I trust my partner as a female she has her dms full of guys at her tip but they are all shit options right that's why she will choose me for the time being but the moment someone arrives who is a better option than me will she stay (not all but women are hypergamous in nature meaning they will choose the best option there looks can get them ) I am not generalising but same can be said about a dude too

I am 18M and thanks to my jeans (ifykyk controversy) and parents I am 6'2 (not glazing but cut me some slack dude only 1% of my prajati in india) which is super cool but that takes my back to my point looks and height only works for first 10 minutes of the conversation and I am not a Playboy i struggle with women like a normal teenager but from my experience personality and character is far more attractive I see tall dudes who have made being tall there personality like man it looks good and funny even works in your early 20's but at the end the girls father will ask how much you earn so idk man like i don't know what is this post about but in a nutshell looks will degrade and what's left after that is your personality and the character you show through your actions I am nobody to give you life advice but like never make someone your whole life (that's all I can say with my experience from just being with two people until now seriously and obviously much more physically) so don't stress about height i don't get that much game

18M Last Sunday got laid was my first time and as my friend told me it will be the worst and he said trust me bro first time is the worst one for everyone as you are hooking up you don't have. A bond with the person and it's worse for girls as they need emotional bond to reach orgasm it's common as it's worse for everyone if you don't have any connection with the person emotionally as it was a hookup but dude who tf knew that you NEED TO BRING TWO KINDS OF CONDOMS TO THE PARTY LIKE ONE FOR ORAL AND ONE FOR PENETRATION

I was so embarassed infront of her first of all until the foreplay it was great like i felt like the guy leading the act but when she went down asked for a condom I gave her the flavourless one she said this is not the one you put on the dihh I am like oblivious confused standing there looking down at her she then tells ME YOU CAN'T !!!!! PUT A FLAVOURED CONDOM INSIDE BECAUSE OF SOME PH THING THE INSIDE HAS WHICH CAN DISTRUB THE PH LEVELS OF INSIDE AND I LITERALLY HAD TO BLINKIT FLAVOURED ONES AND MY DUMB ASS DIDN'T EVEN KNEW HOW TO PUT A CONDOM ON moral of the story sex education is needed beforehand especially for the dudes

If you can't tell I am man just cleaning this Really wanna know as a guy just curious how does it feel to have a rack is it a hassle i heard bras feel like suffering irl so idk I see them if I had them will use them as extra pockets for money and like dude you got two fing stress balls and idk what sorcerery my gf does that she gets a clevage out of nowhere and like I'd know if boobs and real anymore