You've never wanted chocolate
▲ 7 r/teenagersbuthot+1 crossposts

You've never wanted chocolate

What you actually did want is raw liver, why do you play video games? Because you want to hunt, why do you play football? Because you want to hunt, with your team

Edit: it seems like noone got the goatis meme reference

u/LongShlong680 — 24 hours ago

Ate some steak tartre for the first time

And holy shit i was NOT disappointed, shit tasted hella good, digested perfectly fine as well

u/LongShlong680 — 3 days ago

Any tips on my first wall wildstyle?

I'm gonna do my first wildstyle on a wall, and i'm a tad bit afraid of fucking it up, any tips on how not to do that? These are my pieces on paper btw (sorry to those who've already seen it, i haven't drawn anything recently but i'll draw a new sketch for this one)

u/LongShlong680 — 8 days ago

Homie's sketches, because he's too lazy to post these himself

He wants crits, so please critique him

u/LongShlong680 — 26 days ago

How do we feel about the sketch?

Did both crews i'm in and my tag, plus a buff denture lol

u/LongShlong680 — 1 month ago
▲ 17 r/rorep

De ce nu se vorbeste niciodata de bazooka?

Nu am vazut niciodata o postare pe subreddit-u asta o postare despre bazooka, stie cineva de ce?

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u/LongShlong680 — 1 month ago

First time with the calligraffiti cap, feels nice but it's definetly an acquired taste, takes a bit to get used to the shape

Also ik my letters are a bit sloppy, works best with a low pressure can, especially something with a softer valve like a 94, unlike kobras

u/LongShlong680 — 1 month ago

Burboun vanilla and honey ice cream

Here's a simple bourbon vanilla and honey ice cream recipe:

Ingredients:
•Butter
•Honey
•Whole Milk
•Egg Yolks
•Vanilla essence/ a vanilla bean
•Bourbon whiskey
Tbh i just eyeballed the measurements

  1. Brown the butter in a pot on medium-low heat, and never stop mixing, don't make the mistake of burning it

  2. Add honey, i added two spoonfuls, and keep mixing on the lowest heat setting, making sure not to burn it in the butter and just caramelise it a bit

  3. Add a splash of milk to the honey and butter and mix

  4. In a bowl, whisk the egg yolks with a bit of milk, and then add them to the pot, making sure to mix continuously

  5. Add milk until it reaches the consistency of very thinned down paint

  6. Add your vanilla, depending on how much you want, i added a whole bean

  7. Add your bourbon whiskey, again, however much you want

  8. Mix it continously on low heat until it reaches the consistency of bucket paint

  9. Pour it in a bowl, let it cool until you can comfortably put your \*CLEAN\* finger in it

  10. Put it in the freezer, and mix it every 30 minutes to break up any ice crystals

Enjoy! Measure the ingredients with your heart, and sorry for the paint comparisons, i'm used to working with paint and that's what came to mind

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u/LongShlong680 — 1 month ago

Burboun vanilla and honey ice cream

Here's a simple bourbon vanilla and honey ice cream recipe:

Ingredients:
•Butter
•Honey
•Whole Milk
•Egg Yolks
•Vanilla essence/ a vanilla bean
•Bourbon whiskey
Tbh i just eyeballed the measurements

  1. Brown the butter in a pot on medium-low heat, and never stop mixing, don't make the mistake of burning it

  2. Add honey, i added two spoonfuls, and keep mixing on the lowest heat setting, making sure not to burn it in the butter and just caramelise it a bit

  3. Add a splash of milk to the honey and butter and mix

  4. In a bowl, whisk the egg yolks with a bit of milk, and then add them to the pot, making sure to mix continuously

  5. Add milk until it reaches the consistency of very thinned down paint

  6. Add your vanilla, depending on how much you want, i added a whole bean

  7. Add your bourbon whiskey, again, however much you want

  8. Mix it continously on low heat until it reaches the consistency of bucket paint

  9. Pour it in a bowl, let it cool until you can comfortably put your *CLEAN* finger in it

  10. Put it in the freezer, and mix it every 30 minutes to break up any ice crystals

Enjoy! Measure the ingredients with your heart, and sorry for the paint comparisons, i'm used to working with paint and that's what came to mind

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u/LongShlong680 — 1 month ago

Capped my homie lol

Dw this didn't start any beef or anything, it's a "friendly disrespect" in a way, kinda like calling eachother retards, just thought it'd be fun to post it here

u/LongShlong680 — 2 months ago
▲ 9 r/poezie

Poezie facuta intr-o ora de mate plictisitoare (pamflet)

Contine limbaj licentios (cred, nu am mai citito de mult)

u/LongShlong680 — 2 months ago

Need help with throwies

Never was a big fan of doing throwies, any tips? I particularly dislike the E and i definetly made the M too shy and the R's thing too big

u/LongShlong680 — 2 months ago

School practice

I used a highlighter on a math paper, should be a fraktur calligraffiti thing

u/LongShlong680 — 2 months ago