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UPDATE: THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR REPLIES! REDDIT IS MAKING IT ANNOYING TO REPLY TO EVERYONE SO IVE JUST BEEN UPVOTING BUT IVE READ MOST AND YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME. I DID TELL HIM THE STORY AND HE BUSTED OUT LAUGHING. UNFORTUNATELY NOW THE STORY IS BEING TOLD TO OUR CLOSE FRIEND GROUP LOL. ITS ALL IN GOOD FUN THO, I CAN TAKE A JOKE AND LOVE GETTING A GOOD LAUGH WITH PEOPLE I LOVE AND CHERISH. HAVE A WONDERFUL WEEK AND AS WE ALL KNOW… SHIT HAPPENS 💩

Ok.. so last week I was taking our dogs to the vet on my lunch break and I work from home. The veterinarians office is off a busy road so there is often traffic. I was coming back from the appt and my stomach started to hurt. It hurt in an emergency bathroom type of way.

I try to speed up a bit but I started hitting every red light. I finally make it into our neighborhood but now I’m in a 911 emergency situation with my stomach.

I then saw a school bus infront of me which added to the delay of me getting home.

I pull in the driveway and quickly get out of the car (left the dogs in the car while the car was running) and struggle to get the fence gate open.

Frantically trying to grab my keys to the door into our house, I couldn’t get the right one and in that moment it was either sh*t my pants or sh*t in the yard. Luckily we have a tall privacy fence so I opted for diarrhea in the yard.

I quickly rinsed the area but my boyfriend came home not too long after and asked me why I was acting weird.

Is this something I can tell him or will he judge me for it? We usually tell eachother everything but not sure this story is one that needs to be shared off Reddit.

My baby Jake will be 8 this year 🥺

Hope everyone is enjoying this storm

Alpha female Lucy.. what do you guys think?

34F in a 6 year relationship with 37M, not sure I can share this with my boyfriend, will you let me know?

Rage bait?

Rage bait

Had some unexpected friends show up for our paddle 🐬