u/Lucky-Comparison-785

Hmm Soooooo ...

Its my maid's wedding today (guess who she's getting married to? Its her >!COUSIN!<).

The invite was at 2pm. But at 1pm my paternal uncle's wife valled my mum and said they're coming to our place at 5 pm. Reason wasn't clarified but its obviously for my birthday. My chachi keeps a registry of every relative and friend's birthday im assuming because shes always the first to wish people and she takes the birthday game VERY SERIOUSLY. I knew she was gonna show but my didn't so she and i scrambled to clean up the home for when they get there and make some arrangements for food.

Thus we were late. We reached the wedding venue at 3 15.

But there's a twist. Not a single person had showed up except who seemed to be the groom's sister and her husband and kids. The venue management was hastily arranging the chairs and cleaning the venue.

There had been a miscommunication. The venue management thought the wedding was on the 4th of November instead of October. So we sat in the empty hall next to the intended one for a while and now its been like 30 minutes since we ve been shifted here. Only now are people starting to show up (they were unaware of the delay) and it seems like its gonna take a WHILE.

Its 4 23 now and we have to get home by 5. Half the lawn is empty and the bride is still at the parlour. 👍 And im here doung School work on my phone.

Now dear Redditor. Let us move forward to the AMA. Yesterday's quantity of questions was underwhelming so let's keep it going, though credit where credit is due, thee quality of the question was marvelous. ASK ME ANYTHING!

Oh wait the bride just showed up. Ask now and i ll answer on the way back

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these pic are from Narendra administered K A S H M I R and P @ L E S T I N E

Title. Anything and everything....

For context im in O3 and i basically have nothing untill now besides 2 MUNS and 1 organised and im gonna be taking Maths, Physics, Further Maths, and chemistry in A levels😵‍💫😵😔.

i dont even wanna go man. my mom is forcing to apply anyway. my plan was to bomb the interview stage but ig i dont even need to do that now. they're definitle not selecting me

Not kidding i just had pasta in this. (With sauce)

It looks much darker in person. Right on the doorstep of a real estate agent's office... Its been like this for months..

Surprisingly it doesn't stink. Imagine if someone with an open wound on their feet stepped in there accidentally. They'd probably die of sepsis in a few days 🥀🥀

Jeay bhutto 😵‍💫

Ask me a question or make a comment i can reply to... And then edit it after i respond to make me look evil or bad 👍

Yea same cat from yesterday...

I recorded cuz i found it kinda funny that she hasn't learnt the art of eating yet.

Also you can't see it here but she was bleeding. why? Cuz a toddler was petting/"playing" with her too hard! that kid drove his nails into her! Or say the kids outside the masjid told m

Then i tried giving her a bath to clean off the dried blood. Mission unsuccessful of course...

Now all i need is a name

I saw this pookie yesterday. I was making wudu in the masjid and she was doing parkour over people's chappals. (Tell me what i should name her)

After i prayed and was coming out i saw this 11 year old kid kicking her. He was kicking her awya from him. Imagine the impact of that kid's hard sole sandal on her belly. And that kid is a hefty one in matters or hitting.

I obviously picked him by the collar and threw him down on the ledge. The catto escaped and hid behind a car. I couldn't even say anything to him cuz he was deaf. I gave him a stern warning with my eyes and guestures.

I mean do you realise there are kids that think torturing animals is cool. Growing up I've seen kids that were my age (by my age i mean my age back then) that would abuse cats in our apartment. They were always the group that pretended to be thugs. The main culprit was ramish. Ramish used to chase cat, he's take off his heavy sandals and throw them at the cats. I think he alse threw fireworks at them more than once.

Once he pulled a pocket knife on me and cut my arm (i was 12)

I don't know what to say man. How can people do such things without remorse?

I saw this pookie yesterday. I was making wudu in the masjid and she was doing parkour over people's chappals. (Tell me what i should name her)

After i prayed and was coming out i saw this 11 year old kid kicking her. He was kicking her awya from him. Imagine the impact of that kid's hard sole sandal on her belly. And that kid is a hefty one in matters or hitting.

I obviously picked him by the collar and threw him down on the ledge. The catto escaped and hid behind a car. I couldn't even say anything to him cuz he was deaf. I gave him a stern warning with my eyes and guestures.

I mean do you realise there are kids that think torturing animals is cool. Growing up I've seen kids that were my age (by my age i mean my age back then) that would abuse cats in our apartment. They were always the group that pretended to be thugs. The main culprit was ramish. Ramish used to chase cat, he's take off his heavy sandals and throw them at the cats. I think he alse threw fireworks at them more than once.

Once he pulled a pocket knife on me and cut my arm (i was 12)

I don't know what to say man. How can people do such things without remorse?