Chris Williamson Is A Slave

Legit one of the funniest and most resonant things I've read in a while. Highlight:

>That’s pretty good. But not good enough. Not for our Chris. Chris doesn’t merely treat himself like “someone he is responsible for helping” - he treats himself like he’s his own dog. Chris Williamson is his own 15-year-old daschund. If he doesn’t get his water at the right time and temperature, he’ll need another operation. If you change his kibble, he will have diarrhoea.

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u/MacroDemarco — 29 days ago
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I am sure my descendants are honing Kung-Fu skills and comprehending the philosophy of Taoism.

u/MacroDemarco — 1 month ago