
Some people call me the gay plowboy, yeah. Some call me a dumpster for cuUUUm
u/IKilledYourBabyToday — 4 days ago

Legit one of the funniest and most resonant things I've read in a while. Highlight:
>That’s pretty good. But not good enough. Not for our Chris. Chris doesn’t merely treat himself like “someone he is responsible for helping” - he treats himself like he’s his own dog. Chris Williamson is his own 15-year-old daschund. If he doesn’t get his water at the right time and temperature, he’ll need another operation. If you change his kibble, he will have diarrhoea.