What to do if you see yourself in your bed at night

Right. You got out of bed at 3am probably grabbed a drink, some food, took a shit. Whatever.

And now you come back to yourself in bed….even though you’re right here reading this.

No you are not dreaming and no you haven’t gone insane….But you will be dead if you don’t follow these steps….

  1. Secure the Perimeter
    QUIETLY Shut the bedroom door immediately, but do not leave the room. They operate as a pair. The entity currently in your bed assumes you are still gone, while the one waiting in the hallway is actively waiting for the signal that you are gone from this room now that they’re here. Do not step outside for any reason.

  2. Neutralize the Entity in Bed
    You have a tight three-minute window to eliminate the creature in your bed. In its current state, its strength mirrors your own, but you have the crucial advantage of surprise and the opportunity to arm yourself first. Destroy it quietly and conceal the body in a well hidden spot as this will be important later. It will resist, so make your moves fast and silent enough to take its place before the hallway partner detects anything amiss.

  3. Evade the Partner
    Once you occupy its spot in the bed, hold your breath the moment the partner enters. The door is going to slam open. Remain completely still. Its face will be above yours. Remain completely still. Wait until the exact second it tries to speak then unleash everything you have straight into its mouth and sprint out of the house. It will be right on you and absolutely angry, but it will give up the chase once your out the house

  4. The Return
    When you eventually come back home, verify that the house is truly empty. If your concealment job was sloppy, the partner may have discovered the remains. If that happened... it’s going to make things deeply personal, and it is almost certainly still waiting inside for you. If you hid it well enough, the remaining creature should be gone, having left the premises to search for its partner.

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u/Maxamage — 10 days ago
▲ 2.0k r/short+1 crossposts

Guys…. Don’t be doomers about your height. 18M and married(don’t judge I’m an army brat) and I love my wife and she loves me.

Us together(and yes I did graduate from high school and get married)

u/Damond-Christopher — 15 days ago

Is the key change too abrupt

I haven’t worked on this in a while

And ik the transition itself is unfinished

And the song is unfinished

u/Maxamage — 21 days ago

Critique request + question

(Tldr at bottom btw)

So i currently have scores of around Saffron and vermillion in the Viscose benchmarks season 1 and Vermillion and Cinnabar in the season 2 one

The first month i discovered aim training i learned what to do and i just kinda grinded the viscose benchmarks 30 minutes a day for a month and got gold complete fairly easily.

Then i moved to viscose and my scores have been around the range listed above for a good while now.

Currently i only really aim train for 30 minutes maximum and only really half consistent but I’ve been climbing pretty slowly.

This summer i have nothing else to do so im gonna try and go for viridian complete in the viscose season 2 benchmarks

Is being more consistent and training for an hour a day enough for that or do i actually have to focus on my technique?

Video for aim critique and suggestions

Tl:dr: Is aim training for 1 hour instead of 30 minutes going to help me climb past Cinnabar-Saffron after being here for months to Viridian complete after getting to gold voltaic in 1 month with the 30 minutes or should i be doing “more”

u/Maxamage — 24 days ago

Why do women be glazing each other online 🫩

Is there like a scientific reason ts happens or am i going crazy

The glaze seems to happen no matter what

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u/Maxamage — 1 month ago

What does this sound like to you?

Trying a scale I’ve never used before and using samples for the first time

Unfinished no vocals but wtv

u/Maxamage — 1 month ago

IPv4 not working and IPv6 only works sometimes

It usually works fine but today i just can’t get my wifi to work

Ive already reset my computer through windows reset and it typically lets me connect but always shows “No internet access” under both IPv4 and/or IPv6

Its just my computer having this issue every other device works fine

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u/Maxamage — 1 month ago

Ay it was gonna happen at some point

School was just especially boring today

Should i finish it?

u/Maxamage — 2 months ago