What to do if you see yourself in your bed at night
Right. You got out of bed at 3am probably grabbed a drink, some food, took a shit. Whatever.
And now you come back to yourself in bed….even though you’re right here reading this.
No you are not dreaming and no you haven’t gone insane….But you will be dead if you don’t follow these steps….
Secure the Perimeter
QUIETLY Shut the bedroom door immediately, but do not leave the room. They operate as a pair. The entity currently in your bed assumes you are still gone, while the one waiting in the hallway is actively waiting for the signal that you are gone from this room now that they’re here. Do not step outside for any reason.Neutralize the Entity in Bed
You have a tight three-minute window to eliminate the creature in your bed. In its current state, its strength mirrors your own, but you have the crucial advantage of surprise and the opportunity to arm yourself first. Destroy it quietly and conceal the body in a well hidden spot as this will be important later. It will resist, so make your moves fast and silent enough to take its place before the hallway partner detects anything amiss.Evade the Partner
Once you occupy its spot in the bed, hold your breath the moment the partner enters. The door is going to slam open. Remain completely still. Its face will be above yours. Remain completely still. Wait until the exact second it tries to speak then unleash everything you have straight into its mouth and sprint out of the house. It will be right on you and absolutely angry, but it will give up the chase once your out the houseThe Return
When you eventually come back home, verify that the house is truly empty. If your concealment job was sloppy, the partner may have discovered the remains. If that happened... it’s going to make things deeply personal, and it is almost certainly still waiting inside for you. If you hid it well enough, the remaining creature should be gone, having left the premises to search for its partner.