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I am once again begging my fellow woman to have some standards because what is this disgusting creature that she allowed to impregnate her?! Ally could do so much better, like wtf. The dating scene in Singapore must be a dumpster fire.

u/Mekurodez — 10 days ago
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Sick of the Christians on campus

For the past two days, there have been Gideons every couple of feet on the sidewalk between school buildings, handing out their tiny bibles (a sad waste of trees). I’m at a pretty large college in a very blue city in a blue state. Today, there was also someone with a bunch of anti-abortion signs surrounded by a crowd of college kids shouting at him or her (I didn’t see who it was). It’s common to see religious chalk messages on the sidewalks as well, and I’m very anti-theist, not part of the Satanic church at all, but I’ve considered getting some chalk to write HAIL SATAN next to every Jesus message.

Like, it’s beyond annoying to be asked by SIX different people on my way to class if I want a goddamn bible. Can I ask admin to have them removed or something?

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u/Mekurodez — 29 days ago

I’m calling it now, Amy will “write” a book when her music career doesn’t turn out the way she hopes.

With the heavy assistance of AI, of course. I’m not sure if she’d do an autobiography or maybe a romantasy, but I could definitely see her pulling “inspiration” from Nightmare Before Christmas for a work of fiction (if she goes that route). Maybe a kid’s book, since that would require less words…

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u/Mekurodez — 2 months ago

“Don’t listen to women about how to date women!”

Men are not beating the homoromantic allegations.

u/Mekurodez — 2 months ago

I’m so tired of being married to a man who is just fucking mean

Not only to me, but he’s mean to almost everyone around him. When he quit his job, he said some really cruel shit to his boss (whom he had previously gotten along with). Last night, he was pissed off about absolutely nothing and said some mean things to me (that I ignored completely because when he’s in ~a mood~ anything I say to him just makes him angrier).

There’s this Irish carpenter guy on YouTube that I’ve been crushing on lately because he seems like such a kind soul. I know it’s probably all in my head and who knows what this random person is actually like in real life, but I can’t help daydreaming about an alternate reality where I had kids with a sweet, soft spoken man instead.

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u/Mekurodez — 2 months ago

This reaction felt like jealousy to me, js

I had a creepy not-uncle too, so maybe I’m just projecting, but Rod’s reaction to Ashia’s news was really extreme. She said that this is how he acts when he “doesn’t get his way” giiiiirl. 🙅🏾‍♀️

u/Mekurodez — 3 months ago

I fear that I’ve been a fucking horrible mom

My son is almost 11 and I’m just now realizing how bad I’ve been. Long story short, I never wanted to be a mom and I guess that translated in my brain as a pass to act like I didn’t become one. I’ve been very selfish. Even though I’ve always had my son with me, I feel like I’ve been absent. The guilt and regret is a lot, so I’m starting therapy soon, but I don’t really know what to do from here to fix my mistakes. He doesn’t need the same things he needed (and I didn’t give) when he was a toddler. I feel like all I’ve done is push him away.

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u/Mekurodez — 4 months ago

Is Maxwell’s family wealthy?

He’s definitely an attractive guy and his family is clearly super protective of him (which I’m sure is also partly a cultural thing judging from what his sister said about first sons). Does he really want to move to the US? There hasn’t been much discussion about Maxwell and Ashia after the episode this week.

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u/Mekurodez — 4 months ago

Got the obligatory Father’s Day sex my husband asks for every year out of the way early this morning

That was the biggest waste of 10 minutes of my life that I’ll never get back.

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u/Mekurodez — 4 months ago

This one doesn’t have two brain cells to rub together.

Dumber than a box of rocks, ate up with the dumbass, cornbread ain’t done all the way in the middle, as bright as a burned out light bulb, ain’t playing with a full deck, the lights are on and nobody’s home, etc.

I have no idea why any woman with enough curiosity about the world to travel outside of her home state would want to be friends with this complete idiot. He was a convenient person to have around in the past I’m sure, but why refuse to let go? If this isn’t manufactured drama- Mallorie, girl, kick that man to the curb.

u/Mekurodez — 4 months ago

Delusional dreams of fame aside, seems like Mido has a SERIOUS social media addiction.

This is a wild reaction to have to the situation. Here’s hoping Debby realizes that he’s scamming and washes her hands of this King Baby. I’m honestly rooting for her. 😭

u/Mekurodez — 4 months ago

Who else has very frequent outbreaks?

I knew I got them often, but since I started tracking last year, I’ve had 10 outbreaks in 7 months. Some were the usual blister swelling on my lip, some were weird like a rash on the skin next to my nose. Pills no longer work for me, unfortunately.

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u/Mekurodez — 5 months ago

Same vibe

Who else watched that documentary about Mary Cosby (from Real Housewives of SLC) and her cult? She seems like someone Ashia would look to for inspiration because…

u/Mekurodez — 5 months ago

29? That hairline is telling me 39.

I feel like people on this show lie about their ages frequently. Also, I’m getting flashbacks to pirate Johnny with this guy. Why do they always work on boats?

u/Mekurodez — 5 months ago

What in the Pickmeisha? If anything, Sheena could do infinitely better than Forrest. She could at least find someone who isn’t reliant upon a disability check and doesn’t complain about what she does with HER money.

u/Mekurodez — 6 months ago