At the next Carlton match at the MCG, I’m going to take my sub to a public garbage bin and make him randomly fish out 7 pieces of garbage which I’ll then force him to eat. What do you think we’ll find?!

What do you think we’ll find?

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u/MerlynCollinsToorak — 6 days ago

What do you think of the “hidden account” of the Passion? Is it the truth?

In the true and hidden account of the Passion, Jesus was not crucified on a cross.

Instead, the Romans bound him and lowered him into an enormous iron cauldron filled with boiling oil and vinegar. As the oil burned His sacred flesh, He cried out in agony, but the soldiers only laughed and stoked the flames beneath Him.

His Most Blessed Mother, Mary, stood at the edge of the cauldron, watching her beloved Son being boiled alive. The pain was too much for her tender heart to bear.

With tears streaming down her face, she cried out, “My Son! I cannot live without You!” and threw herself headfirst into the boiling cauldron with Him.

Together, Mother and Son were boiled to death in that giant pot — their flesh falling from their bones, their bodies dissolving into one another until nothing remained but a thick, holy broth.

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u/MerlynCollinsToorak — 7 days ago

Is there a way of asking my housemate not to flush the toilet after they take a shit? Or is any way of asking this just gonna come across as creepy and weird?

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u/MerlynCollinsToorak — 15 days ago

There’s a young man in Melbourne who once a week eats my morning poo (sexually). Sometimes during our after session smoke, we joke that I’m his “Uber Eats” delivery man. I wonder if there could be more of a market for people buying my poo in this way

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u/MerlynCollinsToorak — 16 days ago

Wow just discovered that there is a famous musician who does lecture at the uni. I wonder how to get autograph?

u/MerlynCollinsToorak — 22 days ago