No golden boot, no win against Spain, no Falklands. Oh, and they're still stalking this subreddit.

u/MikeTorsson — 2 days ago
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The Argentine football team

  1. Barco running across the pitch to gloat instead of celebrating with his team (He didn't even play)

  2. Fernandez straight up elbowing Anderson in the back of the neck and somehow dodging a red card

  3. Fernandez doing a mocking pose after equalising, in the same game

  4. Messi putting Bellingham in a headlock

  5. Argentine players pulling out a political banner about a decades old war where hundreds died and getting no punishment. They were planning to do it again if they won in the final

  6. Fernandez (again) crashing into Cubarsi and sending him flying

  7. Messi trying to get Cucurella sent off for miming the injury another player got on his mouth

  8. Parades pushing opponent in the throat after they lost

Bonus: Argentine fans burning, spitting on, and dancing on England flags

u/MikeTorsson — 5 days ago

God literally intervenes

Lord of the rings: Eru Illuvatr makes Gollum trip over a stone and fall into the volcano, finally killing Sauron

Baldurs Gate 3: Withers aka Jergal aka the real God of death steps in and revives The Dark Urge after he/she defies the lesser God Bhaal

Elder Scrolls: Martin sacrifices himself to become a vessel for the head honcho Akatosh to step in and whoop Mehrunes Dagon

FMAB: Edward sacrifies his alchemy powers to make Truth give his brother back

u/MikeTorsson — 8 days ago
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This is for all of the Argies stalking this sub, thank you for your contributions

u/MikeTorsson — 8 days ago