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After more than two decades in hotel management, there isn’t much I haven’t seen.

Lovely guests. Difficult guests. Very strange requests. Completely justified complaints. Completely ridiculous complaints. People trying their luck for an upgrade. And, of course, the occasional situation where everything is going spectacularly wrong behind the scenes while the team are smiling at you like everything is absolutely grand. 😂

Hotels are fascinating places when you know what happens on the other side of the reception desk.

So ask me anything.

Should you complain if your room isn’t right?

Does being nice actually help you get an upgrade?

What drives reception staff mad?

Do hotels really keep notes about guests?

What’s happening behind the scenes that guests never know about?

Or tell me something you always do when staying in a hotel and I’ll tell you what the staff probably think about it.

I promise to be nice.

Mostly. 😂

AMA.

Is it the legal paperwork?

Choosing where to marry?

Finding local suppliers?

Working out the budget?

Family expectations?

Or simply not knowing where to start?

I am really curious about what feels most confusing when you are trying to plan an Irish elopement, particularly if you are planning everything from outside Ireland.

What is the question you wish someone would just give you a straightforward answer to?

I’m heading for Rossnowlagh and hoping the weather plays ball!
Anyone else planning to watch it? Where are you heading?

People often think there's a "correct" person to walk them down the aisle.

There isn't.

I've seen mums do it.

I've seen grandparents.

Siblings.

Both parents together.

I've seen couples walk in together.

I've also seen people walk in on their own.

Every single one worked because it suited the couple.

I think we sometimes worry so much about tradition that we forget to ask ourselves one question:

"What feels right for us?"

Out of curiosity...

If you could ignore every wedding tradition for a moment, how would you choose to make your entrance?

One of the nicest compliments I've ever heard after a wedding wasn't about the venue, the flowers or even the ceremony itself.

A guest smiled and said,

"That was exactly them."

It made me realise that weddings aren't really about perfection.

They're about recognising yourselves in the day you've created.

The details are lovely.

The scenery is beautiful.

But what people remember is authenticity.

The stories.

The laughter.

The way two people look at each other when nobody else exists for a moment.

So I'm curious...

If someone was telling the story of your relationship, what's the one moment they'd have to include?

One of the biggest assumptions people make is that the goal of a ceremony is to tell someone's entire story.

After conducting more than 75 weddings and funerals, I've learnt that it isn't.

I'm an independent celebrant, and before every ceremony I spend time getting to know the couple or family. We have long conversations, and they often share incredibly funny, emotional and deeply personal memories.

Sometimes those memories make it into the first draft.

Sometimes they don't.

And occasionally, something interesting happens.

A couple or family will read the draft and say:

"Actually... that's a bit too personal for us."

The stories are true.

The memories are genuine.

But seeing them written down makes people realise that some moments belong in a private conversation, not in front of 150 guests.

That completely changed how I view my role.

I don't think my job is to tell the best story.

I think my job is to help people tell the version of their story that they want the people in the room to remember.

So...

AMA.

Whether you're planning a wedding, have organised a funeral, attended either, or you're simply curious about how ceremonies come together...

What would you want included?

Where would you draw the line?

Have you ever heard something during a ceremony and thought:

"I can't believe they shared that!"

Or perhaps the opposite:

"I wish they'd told us more."

I'd genuinely be interested to hear different perspectives.

I realised something recently about what I actually do for a living.

People assume that, as a wedding celebrant, I write wedding ceremonies.

And I do.

But that's not really the job.

The job is listening.

Listening to how two people met.

The story they always tell at dinner parties.

The moment they knew.

The things they tease each other about.

The difficult times they got through together.

None of those moments come from me.

They come from the couple.

I'm just the person who helps turn them into a story worth telling.

I've always thought the best ceremonies are the ones where guests leave saying, "That was so them."

Not because the words were clever.

Because the story was real.

Out of curiosity...

If someone had to tell the story of your relationship in five minutes, what moment would they absolutely have to include?

After working in weddings for over twenty years, one thing I’ve noticed is that couples often worry about guests who don’t know each other.
I recently came across an idea I thought was really clever.
Each guest receives a small card with the name of another guest they should go and introduce themselves to, along with a conversation starter.
For example:
• “Find Emma. Ask her about her campervan adventure.”
• “Find David. He makes incredible pizza.”
It turns introductions into a little mission rather than leaving people standing awkwardly wondering who to talk to.
I think this would work especially well for micro weddings and elopement celebrations where everyone is sharing one table or spending the whole day together.
I’ve never actually seen it at a wedding, but I’d love to.
Would you try it?
Or have you come across another idea that helped guests mix naturally?

One question that comes up quite often is why elopement photography can seem expensive when it is “only a couple of hours.”
On the face of it, that seems like a fair question.
However, in my experience working with elopements in Northern Ireland, the number of hours is only a small part of what you’re paying for.
An elopement photographer is often:
Travelling to remote locations.
Monitoring weather conditions and changing plans if needed.
Advising on the best time of day for light.
Scouting locations in advance.
Carrying specialist equipment across beaches, cliffs or mountains.
Spending many hours editing afterwards.
Unlike a traditional wedding, where there are hundreds of photographs of guests, speeches and dancing, an elopement is almost entirely centred around the couple and the landscape. The photography becomes the story of the day.
That does not mean everyone needs to spend thousands.
There are photographers working at different price points and different styles. Some specialise in luxury adventure elopements, while others offer shorter, simpler packages.
I’d be interested to hear from both couples and photographers.
If you have eloped, what made photography worth the investment?
If you’re currently planning an elopement, what budget are you hoping to spend?

I’ve noticed something over the years.
People often assume couples elope because they’re trying to save money.

In my experience, that usually isn’t the reason.
More often, it’s because they want less pressure, fewer expectations and a day that actually feels like them.

Some choose to marry with just the two of them.
Others invite a handful of their closest family and friends.

Neither is right or wrong.

They’re just different ways of celebrating the same commitment.

So I’m curious…
If you eloped, or you’re thinking about it, what was the biggest reason behind your decision?

That is true, but it is only a small part of what I do.

By the time the wedding day arrives, I've often answered questions about timelines, family dynamics, supplier recommendations, legal paperwork, vows, music, entrances, readings and countless little things that have nothing to do with standing at the front.

After more than 2,000 weddings, I've realised something.

The best suppliers don't just provide a service.

They provide confidence.

If my couples feel calmer after every conversation, then I know I'm doing my job.

Out of curiosity...

What's the best advice a wedding supplier has given you during your planning?

One thing still surprises me after being involved in more than 2,000 weddings.

Most couples think they are supposed to know how weddings work.

The reality is that almost nobody does.

Most people only get married once. Suddenly you are expected to make decisions about timelines, suppliers, ceremonies, family dynamics and traditions that you have never had to think about before.

It is completely normal to have questions.

As a wedding celebrant, I obviously write and conduct ceremonies.

But a huge part of my job is answering questions that couples think they should already know the answers to.

Who walks first?

How long should the ceremony be?

Should we write personal vows?

What if it rains?

How do we include children or remember loved ones?

None of these are silly questions.

In fact, they are exactly the questions I would expect couples to ask.

One thing I have learned over the years is that couples do not just need suppliers.

They need people who make them feel confident.

So if you are planning your wedding and wondering whether your question is too obvious to ask, it is not.

Ask it.

I promise you are probably not the first person to wonder.

One of my favourite bits of wedding advice comes from an old saying:

“A speech should be like a lady’s skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials, but short enough to keep everyone interested.” 😄

Personally, I think around 3 to 5 minutes per speaker is the sweet spot.

You want enough time to:
Tell a story.
Share a laugh.
Celebrate the couple.
Raise a toast.

But remember, your guests have probably been looking forward to the meal for a while. A string of 10 or 15 minute speeches can quickly turn into an hour before anyone gets fed.

As someone with over 20 years in hospitality, I’ve seen that the best speeches usually leave people wishing there was just a little more, rather than checking their watches.

What do you think?
Have you heard a speech that absolutely nailed it? Or one that… perhaps went on just a little too long?