Yesterday I was on a tram where the driver for no apparent reason was going at half the usual speed, coasting along for about 10 minutes. Would it be wrong to ask why the hell he/she is deliberately delaying the timetable like this?
If serving dinner guests perfectly fresh and un-diseased roadkill, do I have a moral obligation to advise them ahead of time that I’m serving them roadkill?
Any theories on why someone would sit opposite me in a four-seater on train when there are multiple other spaces in the vicinity? Has anyone else had this occur?
If 9/11 happened on April Fool’s Day, do you think the dissemination of the terrible news might have been slower and greeted with tremendous skepticism?
In Funky Town, does the victim briefly giggle when he tries to reach his non-existent eyes with his non-existent hands? Or was that simply a reflex of him choking on his own blood and body matter?