u/Outrageous_Hamster_6

People always say “OMG Kyle nuked Canada!”, but it was never Kyle’s fault. He *was* going too far, but there are a few things to remember.

First of all, Kyle was being shit on by EVERYONE for no reason. Kyle was understandably upset that the girl he saved from Cartman’s abuse became another Cartman, so he’s very understandably pissed off. Couple that with the fact that everyone was making fun of him for having the gall to try and be a good person, and it’s really no wonder he’s so mad.

Second of all, Kyle wanted to get Canadian *media* off the air, not wipe Canada off the planet. Kyle made it clear that his whole MAC movement was against Canadian *media,* not Canada itself. People forget this part.

Lastly, Kyle was visibly shocked over what happened. Why? Well, that’s because he never intended for Canada to get nuked. Again, he wanted Canadian *media* gone, not Canada itself. So, of course he’d be shocked. Also, if you’re going to bring up Kyle saying he caused Canada to be nuked, then that’s just Kyle’s guilty conscience talking. People blame themselves for things that aren’t their fault all the time.

TL;DR: Garrison’s sociopathic self misinterpreted Kyle’s request to get Canadian media off the air, which stemmed from an understandably angry reaction that the girl he saved from his arch enemy’s abuse became another version of said arch enemy. Also, EVERYONE was shitting on him for no reason, and for what? For having the NERVE to try to do the right thing and be a good person? I don’t blame him at all for being pissed off, considering this is the type of shit he has to deal with.

Leave Kyle alone. Blame Garrison instead.

I know it sounds weird, but every time I play this game, I feel a little bit of guilt about my own humanity. It goes away when I turn the game off, but it really hits when you’re forced to sit through the uncomfortable scenes of android discrimination. They did a really good job of making the androids sympathetic.

Am I the only one who feels this way?

People always say “OMG Kyle nuked Canada!”, but it was never Kyle’s fault. He was going too far, but there are a few things to remember.

First of all, Kyle was being shit on by EVERYONE for no reason. Kyle was understandably upset that the girl he saved from Cartman’s abuse became another Cartman, so he’s very understandably pissed off. Couple that with the fact that everyone was making fun of him for having the gall to try and be a good person, and it’s really no wonder he’s so mad.

Second of all, Kyle wanted to get Canadian media off the air, not wipe Canada off the planet. Kyle made it clear that his whole MAC movement was against Canadian media, not Canada itself. People forget this part.

Lastly, Kyle was visibly shocked over what happened. Why? Well, that’s because he never intended for Canada to get nuked. Again, he wanted Canadian media gone, not Canada itself. So, of course he’d be shocked. Also, if you’re going to bring up Kyle saying he caused Canada to be nuked, then that’s just Kyle’s guilty conscience talking. People blame themselves for things that aren’t their fault all the time.

TL;DR: Garrison’s sociopathic self misinterpreted Kyle’s request to get Canadian media off the air, which stemmed from an understandably angry reaction that the girl he saved from his arch enemy’s abuse became another version of said arch enemy. Also, EVERYONE was shitting on him for no reason, and for what? For having the NERVE to try to do the right thing and be a good person? I don’t blame him at all for being pissed off, considering this is the type of shit he has to deal with.

Leave Kyle alone. Blame Garrison instead.

A well-known trick in Mike Tyson’s Punch Out was to wait until the last frame of Don’s uppercut before hitting him, which would earn you a star. I know Martin Charlebois is the earliest known person to use this trick for speedrunning, but was this always a well-known thing like Glass Joe’s 1-punch KO?

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For me, it’s Kyle finding out about the gay rumors in Cartman Finds Love. It goes from Kyle thinking all the girls are into him, to him suddenly being mad at Cartman for spreading the rumors. I have 2 theories for how he found out, one of which was from my friend.

1. Kyle saw people giggling at him and asked what was so funny, leading to him finding out.
2. After the convo with Jenny and Lola, other kids started asking if he was gay with Cartman.

I just wish we found out, since it would make the story flow a bit better. At least with Cupid Ye, as bad as that one is, they actually SHOWED Clyde and Scott asking him if he ran Hollywood. But, we don’t even get that here. He just finds out offscreen with no answer as to what the hell happened.

I wasn’t here for Nswish, but he’s become my favorite player not named Cyclic or Riot. I heard abt how dominant he was in 2020 and how he was the first to beat the entire mainlist. Watching his archived stuff, I can really see what they meant. I even called SpaceUK a “wannabe Nswish” bcs of how similar they were in progression and icon set(Except for the whole cheating thing).

Now, I AM actually here for Zoink’s prime. Zoink is firmly established as the GOAT right now, and he’s the only other player to beat the mainlist. But, I’ve heard ppl say that Nswish was more dominant bcs he never had a rival like Zoink does. The closest he had was Rori or RG. I know Nswish says Zoink is the better player, but how good was Nswish at his peak in comparison to Zoink?

People always talk about how SpaceUK’s hacking impacted the game, but how did Cyclic’s hacking impact the game? I know it changed the trajectory of Riot and Sunix’s careers with the SW race, but other than that, how did Cyclic’s hacking impact top play as we know it?

I was around back then, but I don’t think I fully grasp the impact of it all even today. Can someone help me out?