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Tucker Carlson weighs in on the low effort Paul memes
When I was a straight boy, my roommate took me into the city to see some guys in drag
He said “bro, when you grow up
Will you be a circuit queen in Castro,
In leather assless chaps?”
He said “will you bust in them
The daddies, and all the power bottoms,
The ones who know we’re gay?”
Because one day, I’ll leave you
A fat cock to gape you in the summer
To join the Pride Parade!
(gay-tar solo)
Sometimes I get the feeling, he’s shooting loads in me
And other times I feel like giving dome
And through it all, the bathroom stalls
The trans girls throwing bricks,
When you cum we want you all to know…
We’ll suck your dong, we’ll suck your dong,
And though you’re straight and white, believe me
Some fashion twink will suck your dong, will suck your dong,
And in my dick, I can’t contain it
This ass needs some cum in it!
We're getting a new Paul variant tonight so let me present some more to you (all made by me on Photoshop)
- A Poison-type Paulkemon, Paul Nidorino
- Maybe Grant could garnish his next Dirty Laundry cocktail with some Paul Maraschinos
- If you're thirsty, maybe you should go for some Paul Bobalino (or Bobateano)
So fuck my ass and call me gay (FUCK MY ASS AND CALL ME GAY!)
And I can’t get hard WITH A GIRL! (and I can’t get hard with a girl)
Because your cock is in my asshole
So fuck my ass and call me gay (FUCK MY ASS AND CALL ME GAY!)
So I can go to sleep with men, today
Because you BLOW ME!
You know you bust, you give me head,
You suck it hard, when I’m in bed
You’ll never stop until your penis pump is done
We’re fucking safe and slow, the tiny dicks that no one ever blows
So keep your cock in my ass (and keep your dick in my mouth)
Today’s the day we get AIDS (today’s the day we pull out)
Release the cum from your sack (inside an empty motel)
Wasting kids on busting nuts in my asshole
Anyone else feel like Dropout has been sidling on the edge of falling into The Pitt?
They've always been kind of after trends like that, but lately it feels were just a few episodes away from a game changer episode being just "who is willing to cover an emergency room doctor’s shift and let us film it, just because our cast member appeared on one episode of a popular emergency room medical drama?"
If I ever see Noah Wyle, Isa Briones, and Gerran Howell as the only contestants on any of the gameshows I am out.
(/uj Isa Briones and Supriya Ganesh the people need you on Dropout. It’s me I’m the people.)
Paul shared Dropout is building the set for a brand new show!!
Passed my first objective assessment! D665 Learner Development & the Science of Learning
I have test anxiety and am taking the English Education MA in Teaching while working full-time in a public school district. I took almost all the time allotted and this surprised me!
For people also taking this course and studying for the OA:
- Make sure you do the pre-assessment. Some of the questions are the exact same, but worded differently, while other
- Study the brain and all its parts/functions.
- Study the learning science principles (encoding, storage, retrieval).
- Study the developmental theories from Erikson, Piaget, and Vygotsky.
- Study the learning theories - constructivism, behaviorism, cognitivism - and ways that teachers can use them.
- Study the myths of learner development and what demystifies them.
Made this on Photoshop after reading Magnifica Humanitas. You all can use this.
Ally on Interior Motives this week!
This was so fun and I’d love to see more Dropout folks on. It’s closely related to the Desktop Detectives game from the Kickstarter livestream.
Desktop Detectives (from the Kickstarter stream)
Too long to upload directly to Reddit, so I had to share the screen recording on my YT channel. Enjoy!!
Paul teased some new studio space and breakout rooms for Dropout in the Kickstarter livestream!
It looks great!! I love the Dropout logo caterpillars.
Dropout’s Smosh Issue
I apologize if this is a topic that’s been discussed at length here, and I don’t want to shame the individuals, but I am disappointed that Dropout consistently featured a “cast” from another comedy group that started out as a sketch comedy YouTube channel.
Cross-pollination between LA comedy groups with parasocial fandoms is rampant, and the setting where it seems they met (UCB LA) would typically be a theater, making it even easier for a Dropout cast member to find a Smosh cast member funny and invite them onto a show.
It’s been stated that Andrea Gorgonzola from Smosh is one of Vehicular Michaelis from Dropout’s best friends; given the fact that they’re both comedic actors and improvisers, they were clearly doing theater kid things together when it began.
Again, this is not to call out the individuals; obviously Smosh has been operating for a long time, but that doesn’t make it okay for Dropout to feature their cast members and use them for comedy.
Guy who has only seen Dropout: getting a lot of Dropout vibes from this politician
First year sub in WA state, worked almost the entire year, curious about Reasonable Assurance.
I’m around a month away from finishing my first year as a substitute (certified and classified) in one of the big school districts in Washington state.
I was informed by the substitute office that reasonable assurance to return to substituting seems to be automatic for anyone who’s worked at least 10 shifts. That letter is coming this week according to HR:
“There is a 10-day minimum requirement each school year for all substitutes to remain in the substitute pool. If you do not meet the minimum number of days, you will not be offered Reasonable Assurance to continue the following year.”
…..So how does this work? Exactly what it says? Because I’ve worked nearly every day this school year. It should be automatic, right? I’ve become a preferred sub at several schools and I’d really hate that bureaucratic mistakes just….sever these relationships I’ve spent a year building.
I’m wondering if cancelling days will affect me — I have a few proactive cancellations (2-3 days to 2 weeks in advance) because I was either informed another school requested me or decided to look for a certified job instead of classified. I also accidentally got cancelled out of 5 weeks of a 6-week gig by the sub office coordinator because I was sick, that later got added back: the days and position show up as both “completed” and “cancelled.”
I’m just new to this and really hoping that I can come back next year, although I’m also just very interested in seeing the inner workings of how this works just so that it can (hopefully) reassure me in some way.
Patrick McDonald's play, Big Bear, is fully available on YouTube (featuring Dropout, Smosh & StarKid folks)
This was really good. Jon Matteson, Kimia Behpoornia, and Brendan Scannell in particular were really delightful to watch. The roles are really in everyone's wheelhouse and show their skills in ways improv and "vibe shows" don't. Really captures the chaos of having a friend group reunite after years apart from each other. The ending is exceptional.
Reminds me a lot of Heroes of the Fourth Turning, which is another exceptional play about similar circumstances. Pat really made a great project and I'm so excited to see where his career goes next!