u/Prestigious-Fig1172

In a YT short a man interviewed a women on the street about incels. She said that men will get laid by simply not being assholes. This gave me a realization.

In the video she's making the assumption that every incel has a social life, just like herself. She probaly thinks they frequently go out, do activities, talk to people (normal things), but are rude to women.

I have basicaly no social life, and surely many incels are the same. The few people I meet is family. But this isn't the norm, it's actualy very unusual, but I don't think about it often. I'm so far away from being normal in this way.

I (and maybe you too) are incels because we never meet anyone to do it with.

Hope this is the right place to post this...

Runkka Penisen

I came with a funny joke about a former president, but since he isn't presudent anymore, the joke doesn't work. But I wanna share it anyway. Where?

Specificaly, Michelle Obama is a woman.

We all know it's a certified fact that Redditors never shower. Yet when asked about it, every Redditor allways say 2-4 times per day. Any normal human don't shower that much, in fact you shouldn't even shower every day.

Since Redditors never interact with normal humans, they are clueless as to how much showering is normal. The hivemind picked a high number for them to use when asked that compensate for the lack of actual showering.

However, if they mean that they shower in the their own semen after hours of gooning, ignore all of this. It's highly plausable Redditors shower in semen 4+ times a day.

On a TV ad Usain Bolt says "I'm Usain Bolt" but I misheard it as "I'm disabled". If it wasn't for the sibtitles, I wouldn't have known. They are spelled entirely diffrently. It initialy didn't make sense, intill I thought a bit further.

Usain bolt is pronounced /jusejnbolt/

Disabled is pronounced /disejbold/

You see /sejnbolt/ and /sejbold/ are near identical!

I found this really funny but also interesting so I had to share it :D

Kim Jong Un, it's well know he does not shit. Never. But all males needs to shit, right? So there is no way Kim is an actual biological male. How could that be? He must actualy be a female. Girls don't poop, it's common knowledge, everyone knows that. Unlike males who shit. So what this all comes down to is that Kim Jong Un was born female, but transitioned at some point. But apparently changing your gender doesn't give you the ability to shit. We don't know much about Kim's childhood, just that he was actualy born in Russia, but he is Korean. Why is that? Obviously it's a transgender alagory!! IT WAS HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT ALL ALONG!!!!!!!!!!!