A dark, grim metanarrative about monster collecting... For real this time!
reddit.comu/ProphetofTables — 4 days ago
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r/WritingPrompts r/sixwordstories r/BadMovieDescriptions r/AskOuija r/TwoSentenceHorror r/TheMonkeysPaw r/monkeyspaw r/ExplainAGamePlotBadly r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
A nerd loved something so much that when it didn't live up to his expectations, he declared war on it.
reddit.comu/ProphetofTables — 16 days ago
You and your buddy beat up some poachers, rescue some animals, and- Whoa, what the hell!?
reddit.comu/ProphetofTables — 18 days ago
▲ 27 r/TheMonkeysPaw
I wish people would stop looking at me funny when I tell them my favorite Pokemon is Vaporeon.
reddit.comu/ProphetofTables — 1 month ago
Entity with a speech impediment performs necromancy on a furry to resolve a hostage situation.
reddit.comu/ProphetofTables — 1 month ago
A robot named after a biblical figure fights a bunch of monsters also named after biblical figures, led by a guy also named after a biblical figure.
reddit.comu/ProphetofTables — 1 month ago
An utter lunatic runs around the country shooting privates.
reddit.comu/ProphetofTables — 1 month ago
▲ 18 r/monkeyspaw
I wish I could end any argument by uttering the phrase, "I have spoken."
reddit.comu/ProphetofTables — 1 month ago
▲ 149 r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Upon your untimely demise, you unexpectedly find the isekai goddess slumped over a table with a bottle of wine, mumbling about nobody accepting her offer.
reddit.comu/ProphetofTables — 2 months ago
It's a rootin'-tootin', banjo-pickin', high-flyin' space adventure- for real this time, partner!
reddit.comu/ProphetofTables — 2 months ago
▲ 3 r/TheMonkeysPaw
I wish for a button that gives me blueberry muffins when I press it.
reddit.comu/ProphetofTables — 2 months ago
Clanker beats up other clankers in order to stop being a clanker. Or maybe he stays a clanker. Your choice.
reddit.comu/ProphetofTables — 2 months ago
An aspiring star has a complete mental breakdown after a concert goes awry. This is supposed to be a happy ending.
reddit.comu/ProphetofTables — 2 months ago
▲ 10 r/TheMonkeysPaw
I wish for all firearms worldwide to turn into pickles.
reddit.comu/ProphetofTables — 2 months ago
Man, I knew something was off about those Doritos. Now I gotta rave like there's no tomorrow or there won't BE a tomorrow!
reddit.comu/ProphetofTables — 2 months ago
▲ 2 r/monkeyspaw
I wish to be the storm that is approaching.
reddit.comu/ProphetofTables — 2 months ago
▲ 114 r/TwoSentenceHorror
I opened the door to my daughter's room, angry that she'd been skipping school over supposedly minor decongestion.
I suddenly stopped dead in my tracks at the sight of all the bloodied flower petals on the floor.
u/ProphetofTables — 2 months ago