▲ 9 r/TheMonkeysPaw
I wish for all firearms worldwide to turn into pickles.
reddit.comu/ProphetofTables — 1 day ago
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r/TwoSentenceHorror r/monkeyspaw r/TheMonkeysPaw r/BadMovieDescriptions r/AskOuija r/ExplainAGamePlotBadly r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly r/sixwordstories r/WritingPrompts
Man, I knew something was off about those Doritos. Now I gotta rave like there's no tomorrow or there won't BE a tomorrow!
reddit.comu/ProphetofTables — 3 days ago
▲ 2 r/monkeyspaw
I wish to be the storm that is approaching.
reddit.comu/ProphetofTables — 5 days ago
▲ 114 r/TwoSentenceHorror
I opened the door to my daughter's room, angry that she'd been skipping school over supposedly minor decongestion.
I suddenly stopped dead in my tracks at the sight of all the bloodied flower petals on the floor.
u/ProphetofTables — 5 days ago
▲ 1 r/AskOuija
Beware, you fools! Nobody can stop the ____er!
reddit.comu/ProphetofTables — 6 days ago
▲ 17 r/monkeyspaw
I wish for all guns worldwide to turn into pickles.
reddit.comu/ProphetofTables — 7 days ago
▲ 2 r/monkeyspaw
I wish that whenever somebody said the word "Like" when they didn't need to, a robotic voice would say, "You just said 'Ike.' Dumbass."
reddit.comu/ProphetofTables — 8 days ago
▲ 3 r/monkeyspaw
I wish FAIRY GODPARENTS actually existed in real life.
reddit.comu/ProphetofTables — 11 days ago
▲ 27 r/WritingPrompts
[WP] A princess is locked in an abandoned tower. However, unbeknownst to her jailers, the tower formerly belonged to a powerful wizard, who left their spellbooks and other magical things behind. This gives the princess some ideas...
reddit.comu/ProphetofTables — 12 days ago
A generic Gacha RPG that makes you want to scream "SHUT THE F*** UP!!!"
reddit.comu/ProphetofTables — 13 days ago
A man travels across the ocean to save a virgin... Only, it turns out he's the virgin in need of saving.
reddit.comu/ProphetofTables — 13 days ago
▲ 2 r/AskOuija
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a ____.
reddit.comu/ProphetofTables — 13 days ago
▲ 6 r/AskOuija
I... drink... your... ______! I DRINK IT UP!!!
reddit.comu/ProphetofTables — 15 days ago
▲ 2 r/monkeyspaw
I wish I could cure any and all mental illness in a simple, painless, and dignified manner.
reddit.comu/ProphetofTables — 17 days ago
Nathan Drake, the Incredible Hulk, Wulff Yularen, and Spike Spiegel travel through time to shoot people who got the munchies from rocks.
reddit.comu/ProphetofTables — 19 days ago
An evil fairy pressures a monarch into speeding up a construction project in order to make people sad. This is just the first step in a necromancy ritual, for the records.
reddit.comu/ProphetofTables — 20 days ago
▲ 5 r/AskOuija
Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a FLASK. Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH, and DENNIS. What wouldst thou deau?
reddit.comu/ProphetofTables — 20 days ago
Man treats a heist like a shopping trip, complete with a list.
reddit.comu/ProphetofTables — 21 days ago