u/RussianAssassinThree

Trying to find an old Don Martin strip set in the Wild West, where two Union calvary officers are standing in front of a Native American teepee and talking about how they are here to negotiate the release of their commanding officer, who was taken hostage by the Indians.

They talk about how their captain was a manly man and would never break under torture, and then are horrified when the captain steps out of the teepee and is a wild eyed, drooling, twitching mess.

The two calvary officers wonder what could have made him break like this, and then a busty Native American woman steps out of the teepee, stuffing herself back into her dress as she waves at the two shocked soldiers.

Anyone remember this one? Is it online at all?

Or was this one of the "lost" Cracked Magazine strips?

Stopped by the Mariners Team Shop this afternoon and was confused. The white home authentics had the white jock tags, complete with "diaper," Nintendo patch, and 50th season patch.

But the navy road authentics, again with the diaper and patches, had the black jock tag.

The navy uniforms had the "correct" MLB patch on the back, btw.

So are they using the black jock tag for the colored uniforms and the white for the home white uniforms only?

They need to play the Filmation theme, in full 7.1 Dolby Atmos, during the transformation scenes.

I will forgive any other transgressions the movie might have so long as when Adam lifts his sword and says "By the power of Grayskull," the stirring overture to the Filmation theme begins playing while a chorus chants "HE-MAN!" duh duh da da duh duh "HE-MAN!" duh duh da da duh duh duh

So I'm just trying to seek clarity on the 1984 proton pack that's coming out:

This is supposedly an "evergreen" model, or at least one that will be in production for more than just one or two runs?

And it doesn't come with a wand? Are they selling or going to sell an evergreen wand for it?

God damn, that was just about the laziest concert I've ever been to. Ross did 20 minutes, took a half hour intermission where he bragged about getting drunk on tequila, and when he came back his DJ was openly drunk on stage.

He mostly mumbled 2 minute snippets of his songs, and left 10 minutes early and let his DJ kill time for the rest of his contractually obligated two hour show.

I thought was most interesting was talking to a few Benaroya staffers, the Orchestra paid Ross to perform, rather than this being part of Ross's current symphony tour.

EDIT: And the DJ kept playing this soundbite of a gunshot going off and a woman saying "Play that music!" and after he got drunk, he got annoyed a few times when nobody reacted to the soundbite. As if "Play that music!" is his trademark or something and we all should have reacted to it.

Ethan and his team get orders to engineer the resignation of a dictator of an oil rich banana republic and replace him with a leader friendly to American business interests.

Ethan is having none of that and instead kidnaps the dictator and wears a mask to impersonate him. He tries to engineer instead a peaceful transition to a stable democratic group who he knows will have their country's best interests at heart.

But the U.S. President (hinted to be Trump but not explicitly stated to be him), gets impatient after Ethan and his team go no contact. The President sends the Marines in to arrest the dictator on bogus charges.

Ethan is about to give a speech announcing his "resignation" when explosions start going off as cruise missiles from U.S. warships start impacting into the defenses of the Presidential Palace.

The ceiling explodes as Seal Team Six begin rappelling in to capture the dictator, killing Paris and Benji, who are also in disguise as the dictator's staff members, with indiscriminate fire.

The film ends with Ethan in the brig of an American warship, his mask ripped to expose his real identity. Kitteridge walks in and lambasts Ethan for going "off script" to the point the President had to send the military in to do what Ethan refused to, and because of Ethan's antics, the real dictator was able to escape from the safe house Ethan was holding him in, but not before he transferred the bulk of the nation's treasury into untraceable Swiss bank accounts via the dark web.

The dictator is now safe in Russia, his former country is now so broke the U.S. will have to provide billions in humanitarian aid, to the point that getting oil rights in the country becomes a negative sunk cost, and the U.S. once again looks like brutal bad guys on the world stage.

The final scenes are of Ethan being permanently disavowed and being dumped on the side of the road near his family farm in Wisconsin. Completely broke and almost 70, Ethan is shown eking out a living pumping gas in Racine, Wisconsin.