u/RustyCrusty73

Rules:

• The $10,000 is not taxed.
• No one ever comes looking for it or audits you.
• The magic button cannot be traded to someone else or destroyed if you chose to accept this offer. You are free to press it as often or as little as you want though, but it's yours for life afterwards.
• If you press it there is a 5% chance that a random elevator somewhere in the world suddenly fails, the support cable(s) snaps, and it falls.
• The people inside can survive if the fall is short enough and walk away with minor bumps, cuts, bruises, etc. The fall may also occur from 30 floors up. It's 100% random.
• I don't know how many types of elevators their are in the world but I'm talking strictly building elevators that people ride.

Are you using the button?

If so - how many times?

Is $10,000 worth the risk and potential guilt to follow?

The rules:

• $1,000 deposited into your checking account every single day for the rest of your life once you accept the deal.
• It is not taxed and no one ever audits you or comes asking about the money.
• Once you accept the deal you CANNOT back out.
• You CANNOT mute Rob Schneider.
• No one else hears Rob Schneider - it's only you.
• He narrates EVERYTHING including showers, bathroom breaks, love making, etc.
• You do not get any breaks throughout the day.
• The narration is inside your head so you can't use headphones or ear plugs to mute him out as a work around.
• You can choose to have him do one of his character impressions, or just normal Rob Schneider. That part is completely up to you.

Are you taking the money?

$365,000 extra a year would solve a lot of problems.

Rules:

• The money is not taxed at all.
• No one ever comes looking for it or audits you.
• It's a one time payment only.
• You cannot wipe your butt after going #2 at all. No clothes, rags, dude wipes, toilet paper, shirts, paper towels, anything. No one else can wipe it for you either.
• You can use a bidet at home, and at home only. No portable bidets.
• If you go to a place that already has a bidet then that's fine.
• You can take a shower after going #2.
• If you choose to give up sex that includes your current and all future partners.
• No intercourse or foreplay of any kind with another person.
• You can still pleasure yourself.
• If you take the money you cannot opt out or give it back.

The billionaire is magic.

He knows if you break the rules.

If you break the rule you choose then you'll lose the rest of the money and you'll have to spend 8-hours in jail for every dollar you've spent already.

Are you taking the deal? If yes, what are you giving up?

Rules:

1. The extra $20 an hour does not get taxed.
2. It's included in overtime, time and a half, holidays, etc. in case that matters.
3. As long as you're on the clock at work you have to talk to anyone and everyone just like a Pirate would talk. ALL DAY, EVERY DAY.
4. This includes salary positions where you may not technically clock in.
5. This includes work from home as well. If you primarily talk to people on the phone, through chat, or via emails you still HAVE to communicate/text/type like a Pirate.
6. The deal lasts for as long as you're with your present company.
7. If you're self-employed and you accept the deal you still have to communicate with everyone like a Pirate and if you screw up even once then all of your employees immediately quit on you and you turn into a turtle as punishment for ten days.
8. You can use ChapGPT for help but only three times a day.
9. Once you accept the deal you cannot opt out later.
10. If you screw up and talk normal one single time you're fired.

EDIT: Talk/Text/Chat/Communicate like an old world squash buckling Jack Sparrow pirate.

Please read the rules. Specifically #7.

Are you taking the promotion?

You wake up tomorrow and your IQ is 60 points higher but you're now flat broke. Your bank account and savings are zero. Your retirement, pension, Roth IRA, etc. are zero. If you have a wife or significant other then they're also now broke as well. Even your wallet or purse are void of cash if it was there yesterday.

Everything else about your life is the same though.

Your job, significant other, kids, etc.

It's up to you to get out of your current situation.

OR ....

You're waking up tomorrow with $10 million in your bank account. The money is not taxed and no one ever comes looking for it or audits you, but your IQ is now 40-points lower.

Everything else in your life is the same.

Your job, significant other, kids, etc.

Which are you taking? and why?

Rules:

• The money is free. No taxes are paid.
• No one ever comes asking for it or audits you.
• $5,000 check in the mail every week on Friday.
• Whatever route you pick is binding for life.
• You CANNOT switch routes later after you pick one.
• You CANNOT wear any kind of underwear ever again if this is the route you choose, no matter the situation, occasion, etc. Not even for fun (aka bedroom fun). It's one single pair of pants/shorts or dress/skirt and that's it.
• You CANNOT apply any kind of deodorant if that's the route you choose. No substitutes either such as lotions, tapes, salts, perfume, body sprays, etc. or whatever else someone might put on their arm pits to smell good.
• You CANNOT apply anything to your arm pits outside of the shower where you would just wash them with soap.

EDIT: Touching on this so it's not asked a hundred times. You CANNOT give up both for $10,000. I'm going to leave the other discovered loopholes alone though.

Please read over the rules.

Are you taking the $5,000?

If yes - which route are you going and why?

Wife and I are local to Columbus and have our ten year anniversary in October.

Brother is taking our kids for a weekend to let us get away.

I'm looking for some ideas of places to go within a 2-3 hour drive.

Would like to stay some place super nice, ideally with a private hot tub or inside jacuzzi tub, and would like it to be some place with a lot of good bars, restaurants and shopping around.

We ARE NOT really interested in a cabin.

We've done cabins a bunch of times over the last ten years. (at least 6-7 times already).

Cleveland is possible, Cincinnati is possible, Indianapolis is possible, and hell even somewhere around central Columbus might be fine, but I'm just wondering if perhaps anyone has any "under the radar" suggestions of some spots that maybe I've never heard of before to check out.

Thanks in advance.

Previous years playoff teams CANNOT be included.

What are three games you would book to see in week zero to get the new season kicked off the right way? The three timeslots are:

• 12:00pm slot on FOX
• 4:00pm slot on ABC
• 8:00pm slot on ESPN/ABC

Here are mine.

• Utah at Penn State in the 12:00pm slot.
• USC vs. Clemson in the 4:00pm slot. (Neutral site game).
• Notre Dame at Tennessee in the 8:00pm slot.

Utah at Penn State just feels like a random and fun defensive slug fest. I'm interested in seeing how the team looks under Matt Campbell. This would be a fun matchup.

USC and Clemson are two "desperate to win now and right the ship" teams, and watching them do battle with each other could be a lot of fun. They haven't played each other since 1966 either, which is wild. This feels like a great game to have at Jerry World in Dallas.

I love the Tennessee stadium when it's full and rocking. There would be no better way to kickoff the college season than to see it bumping against a big time opponent.

Previous years playoff teams CANNOT be included.

What three games would YOU want?

Rules:

• The money is free without tax.
• No one ever comes to audit you or ask about it.
• No tinted windows in your car or theirs.
• Eye contact between you both IS REQUIRED.
• You CANNOT wear a disguise, wig or mask while driving.
• Flipping the bird to someone you know DOES NOT get you money.
• You CANNOT have any signs, posters or stickers on your car explaining what's going on or claiming that you're just joking around.
• You CANNOT flash a gun or something lethal at them to get them to back down UNLESS THEY escalate the situation to a point where you fear for your life.

You have to face whatever consequences come next from the person you flick off.

It's up to you to handle the proceeding situation(s).

Maybe they ignore you and drive off, or maybe they don't and the situation escalates.

How many people are you flicking off per day?

Rules:

Deal is permanent forever once you accept,

This includes all future lovers as well,

You cannot toggle it on and off,

They smell normal before and after, its only during your intimacy that the God awful stink kicks in. This includes foreplay and intercourse.

The stink can change but it always smells awful,

No nose plugs, no scented candles, no fans, no air fresheners, nothing can be done to mask the horrible odor,

Even doing the dirty in the shower stinks,

Pleasuring yourself does not get you money,

The money is free and un-taxed.

Are you making this trade?

Is the $500 worth it?

The Wife and I are looking for some well paced, well acted, gritty crime dramas and bonus points if it looks and feels like a modern day western to any extent.

Here are some examples of movies we've already seen that I'm referring to.

• No Country for Old Men
• Nocturnal Animals
• Hell or High Water
• The Last Stop in Yuma County
• Sicario
• Traffic
• Blue Ruin
• Eddington
• The Counselor

Is there anything not mentioned here that is a must watch?

No old time wild wild west style suggestions please.

I'm a big fan of 3:10 to Yuma, Tombstone, and Djanjo Unchained but I think my wife prefers something that feels more present day than an old wild wild west movie.

Thanks in advance everyone. Much appreciated.

Rules:

1. The money is free and untaxed and no one ever asks you about it or comes looking for it.
2. You CANNOT FAKE bathroom visits for extra money. You have to go #1 or #2. If you have to go into the bathroom to vomit that counts as well. Trips to the bathroom to adjust your makeup, do drugs, or just fart DO NOT count.
3. Showers and baths at home or at public places DO NOT get you money.
4. No matter what you do in the bathroom you cannot wash your hands for at least two hours afterwards.
5. If you're at home you CAN take a shower after going #1 or #2 as a loophole, but the rule still applies, you cannot just simply wash your hands for at least two hours.
6. You CANNOT use cloths, towels, clothes, hand sanitizer or wipes of ANY KIND to clean your hands after using the bathroom for at least two hours.
7. If you accidently get #2 on your hands during a bathroom visit you're stuck. You cannot clean it off for at least two hours no matter where you are.
8. Once you accept this deal it applies to EVERY future bathroom visit. You don't get to pick and choose based on your location or situation.
9. You can use a bidet at home but you CANNOT have a portable one that you take with you. If you visit a place with a bidet already installed, then you're okay, but no mini-ones or portable ones are allowed at all in this scenario.
10. This deal is binding for life. You CANNOT opt out at any point.

Are you making this deal?

Is the $50 a visit worth it?

Could you do this for the rest of your life?

Loopholes are encouraged but please read the rules carefully.

Rules:

• Your current significant other now looks like Andy Dick in the face. The rest of their body looks the exact same. Gender and other physical features DO NOT change.
• This includes current and all future significant others. All future relationships will result in your significant other looking and sounding like Andy Dick.
• Your significant other now audibly sounds like Andy Dick as well.
• Their personality, thoughts, feelings, memories, emotions, etc. DO NOT change. It's only their face, hair and voice to emulate Andy Dick.
• You are free to make love with the lights off if you wish.
• Everyone else in the world still sees and hears your significant other normally. It's only you who sees and hears Andy Dick.
• It has to be a real and emotional/physical relationship. Not a handshake agreement with someone to split the money while just living together. Kissing, dates, intimacy has to be involved at least to some extent here.
• If you split up with your significant other their looks return to normal.
• The $1,000 per day is free, untaxed, and no one ever audits you or comes looking for it. You can save and spend it however you want.
• If you split up from the significant other you stop getting the free money until you start dating someone else again. Same rule goes for if your significant other leaves you, passes away, etc. You stop getting the money until you're in a new relationship.
• One off dates with random's you meet post relationship will look normal until the second you kiss them or get physical with them in any capacity and then they look and sound like Andy Dick immediately.
• You CANNOT purposely divorce your significant other as a loophole to get them looking normal again only to get back together later. If you do this the free money STOPS and the significant other still goes back to looking like Andy Dick again.

Could you handle this change for the rest of your life for $7,000 extra a week?

That's $365,000 extra a year.*

Could you kiss and be intimate with Andy Dick for the rest of your life?

Loopholes are encouraged here, though I feel pretty good about the bases I've covered.

Rules are simple:

• Your current salary gets tripled if you agree to this.
• No sleeping in the bathtub.
• No eating the cottage cheese.
• No playing on your phone.
• You have to watch the movie.
• You have to be naked as if it's a real bath.
• The rest of your day is normal.
• The day is still 24-hours, this isn't a magic extra 90-minutes, you have to plan for this bath every single morning.
• If you work second shift, or night shift, you still have to take the bath before work.
• You get the weekends off and DO NOT have to bathe.
• The cottage cheese magically appears, and vanishes afterwards. No buying cottage cheese or cleaning it up afterwards. Sorry for not specifying this originally.
• Future raises are also tripled.

I think I've covered all my bases here with questions and loopholes.

Could you stomach it?

Would you be able to keep your sanity doing this every day for months, years or even decades?

Are you doing this?

Rules:

1. You just have to touch a book with one finger and your brain automatically absorbs everything in the book seamlessly.
2. You understand the content, can explain it back to someone, and retain it forever.
3. New books do not push out other knowledge you have already.
4. Your brain has infinite learning space.
5. However for each book you touch you lose 2-hours off your life.
6. Also for each book you touch a random person at a random fast food restaurant gets their order completely screwed up and it ruins their day. Can you live with that guilt?

EDIT NEW RULE: .... you can use an e-Reader to read a book for fun and keep the 2-hours, but if you physically touch ANY book at all, you absorb the knowledge and lose the 2-hours and screw up someone's food order.

The food order thing has nothing to do with the books and the learning, I just thought this would be a funny quip to add into the game. If you laughed while reading this then it did its job.

How many books would you read?

Any specific ones?

Very specific discussion here revolving around three specific action movies.

I have a friend who likes John Wick and Polar, but did not like Sisu cause he claims it was too over the top and way too unrealistic.

I argue that all three of them are the same exact movies.

• Cheesy action.
• Classic revenge element(s) to each movie.
• Complete suspension of realism and common sense.
• One man army doing ridiculous things.
• Worthless henchmen and police everywhere.
• Over the top blood and gore.

I've seen the first three John Wick movies, I've seen Sisu, and yesterday I watched Polar for the very first time. I really enjoyed it. To me it felt like John Wick and Smokin' Aces had a baby and it was Polar. Fun action, over the top kills and gore, and *chefs kiss* on the completely unnecessary and irrelevant yet fun nudity.

I enjoy all three of them, but will argue that they're all basically the same movie.

What does everyone else think?

I feel like these three movies are the exact same thing.